Tag: ut sans

Sans for the F / M / K meme: Blue, Blackberry, Slim?

“huh.” Sans glanced over the three skeletons, deep in thought. Where Blue and Blackberry were practically brimming with excitement, Slim looked nervous, his head ducked and his shoulders slumped deep into his jacket. “well,” Sans said, strolling over to the sofa. “gotta marry blue. it’s not gay if you marry your pal, is it?”

Blue gave him a derisive frown, but it was clear he was struggling not to laugh. “Sorry, Sans, but I think marrying your best friend is rather gay.”

“ah. well, would it be considered gay if i boned myself?” He shot Blackberry a grin. “‘cause i think that’s what i’m gonna do.”

Blackberry drew himself up, proudly. “Gay or not, I’m very flattered.”

Sans shot him a wink, before turning to Slim. “so, i guess…” He trailed off, suddenly realising he’d messed up. He could tell that Slim was trying to smile, but the corners of his mouth had turned down reflexively, and his fingers trembled slightly where they were twisted in his jacket.

“ah, shit..” Shaking his head, Sans turned back to Blue. “sorry, bud. change of heart. you wouldn’t mind taking a bullet for your buddy slim here, would you?”

Blue quickly caught on to Sans’ line of thinking, and shook his head, smiling sweetly. “Of course not. It would be my honour.”

“sweet,” Sans said, “‘cause i think i wanna marry the pup.”

Slim’s weak smile faded entirely, and he shook his head. “s-sans, it’s… okay. i…”

“nah, for real, man,” Sans said, his smile firm. “you’re a lot more fun to play poker with than the berry–and he doesn’t know jackshit about science. think i’d go crazy if i had to live with him. the guy’s dense.”

Blue glared indignantly, but Slim’s faint blush and small smile were more than consolation enough for Sans.

This one was really fun (and, uh, a little sad. Which was probably why it was fun). Thank you! From this F/M/K ask meme. Please feel free to send me any characters you’d like to see!

37 42 kedgeup

This one came in after I’d posted the rest of them, so I’ll make it the last one. Thank you for sending it in! Kedgeup is really growing on me. (Sorry it took me a while to get to this!)

From this shipping ask meme.

37. “How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross?”

I can say, with ease, that these two would kill for each other. Almost unconditionally. They’d probably die for each other as well, but neither of them would ever allow it to escalate to that point. One thing they would never sacrifice for each other however, would be family. Sans wouldn’t do anything for Edge that might have detrimental effects on his own brother, and vice versa. Additionally, I highly doubt either of them would change for the other. At least, not beyond a certain point. I’m sure there are many things both of them would like to change about themselves, but that’s an entirely different conversation.

42. “Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them?”

Depending on the circumstances, they might. 

Sans is more likely to let Edge get away with things he disapproves of than the other way round, but even he has his limits. He’s generally pretty relaxed, giving the Edgelord free reign when it comes to behaving in a ‘Fell universe’ manner when he’s visiting Sans in his own universe. And normally, Edge understands social cues well enough to know when he’s doing something that bothers Sans (but even this isn’t a very common occurrence). Every now and then however, Edge slips up a little, and might snap. Sans is well equipped to handle a little moodiness – but he will not tolerate any disrespect (intentional or not) towards his brother. If Edge offhandedly snaps at Papyrus, Sans will be on him in a flash. He won’t put up with it. No matter how much shit Edge has been dealing with.

As for Edge… well, he’s been living with Red for a long time. Let’s just say, he’s pretty well equipped to handle Sans’ slovenly habits. He’s actually rather skilled at convincing him to assist with household chores (one way or another. He’s not above using sex to bribe his lazy boyfriend). He’ll also never tolerate any self-deprecation from Sans. He’s very good at picking up signals, and if Sans is going through a particularly ‘bad time’ (heh), he’ll be there for him and more. One thing that Edge lets Sans get away with (which he would never allow in his own universe), is making fun of his brother (or, on occasion, gently threatening him). Sans seldom fails to get a rise out of Red, and while this might bother Edge under more pressing circumstances, he finds it rather amusing when it’s coming from Sans. It’s almost a nice break for him, seeing his brother getting riled up over something that isn’t serious.

This answer is getting a bit long aaah, but I really wanted to add this last bit. As far as their sex life goes, their roles tend to shift a bit from what they might be under ‘normal’ circumstances. While Edge normally prefers to dom (he feels more at ease when he’s in control), with Sans, he likes to be able to let go, and let Sans take the lead. It takes a while, but being with a Tale ‘verse monster gives him a little peace of mind. He feels safer around Sans, and is less reluctant to let Sans take control. Similarly, Sans is normally too lazy to dom. He likes to lie back and let his partner do all the work (whichever set of genitals he forms), but with Edge, he actually enjoys seeing him fall apart, and is happy to put in the work (for a change).

2, 3, 8, 23, 39 for the relationship and the pair is SF Sans x UT Sans I know it’s a rare shipping but I love these too together and I’m also Sorry for the many numbers, I hope I did not make your time harder with these

Not a problem at all! I like these two, as well!

Also, I’m so sorry I’ve taken so long with these eek! I almost forgot about them, and then I went through one of those ‘no motivation’ slumps. So this is just me trying to get back into the swing of things. Hopefully I’ll have more content for you all soon!

From this shipping ask meme. (From like, a month ago.)

2. “How’s their team work? Do they share well?”

I think that, rather than working ‘as a team’, these two would try and challenge each other. Even on small things. Sans might try to irk Razz by “making things difficult for him” (not to an extreme extent, but more in ways that might set the short-tempered skeleton off, much to Sans’ amusement). And Razz certainly wouldn’t sit by idly and let it happen. He’d do everything in his power to get back at Sans. Sans is a difficult skeleton to figure out, but Razz is very determined, and once he’s able to determine Sans’ peeves, he’d take full advantage of them.

When it comes to sharing, Sans isn’t very fussy. But naturally, this annoys Razz. He sort of thinks that Sans should care that Razz got to choose the movie twice in a row, or that Razz had the last slice of cake, or that Sans offered to sleep on the couch when there was only one bed. Ultimately, they’re both pretty selfless when it comes to trivial things.

3.
“Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?”

The short answer? Absolutely not.

To elaborate, neither of them are very accustomed to displaying affection. Razz is especially pent up, and might worry that any kind of feelings for Sans would be a sign of weakness. And Sans is no better. He likes to play himself off as the cool, carefree comedian, but he struggles a little around Razz (partly because Razz throws him off a little, and he often feels like he needs to step in to keep him in check).

As time goes on, they might grow a little more used to each other’s company, and small gestures might become instinctual without them realising it. Still, if either of them catch themselves doing it, they’d immediately stop.

8.
“What do the like best about their partner?”

Razz likes that Sans is a bit of a mystery to him. At first, this aspect of Sans’ personality would definitely teeter him. From a survival perspective, not knowing someone who could potentially be your enemy is a very dangerous thing. But Razz grows to like this. He normally tends to find the Tale ‘verse skeletons boring, but Sans is just the right amount of “creepy” to keep him on his feet – while providing him with some relief from the harsh demeanours of Fell monsters.

As for Sans – at first – nothing. He doesn’t trust Razz. He doesn’t like how unkind and tart he is. He doesn’t like the way Razz walks – that stupid strut and the way he sways his hips as if he’s trying to irritate Sans. Or that stupid smirk of his. Or the way he sounds when he actually laughs (especially when it’s at one of Sans’ jokes, which he certainly doesn’t make just to try and make Razz laugh). Or…

Okay, there are some things Sans likes about Razz. But he’ll never admit them to himself. He might claim that he dates Razz ‘out of spite’. Deep down though, he does see a small part of Razz that he admires. Razz isn’t kind, nor is he generous, or compassionate… or at least, he tries very hard not to be. Sans isn’t normally very competitive, but he almost takes it as a challenge to make Razz – who is normally so cold and stony – laugh. He really likes Razz’s laugh.

23. “How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?”

As I stated before, displays of affection aren’t really their thing. Their hugs are few and far between, and the ones that they do share are often brief. But… every now and then, Sans can tell that Razz needs a little comfort – and vice versa. In those rare cases, their hugs are long, quiet, and gentle.

Kissing is a bit of a weapon for both of them. Before they start dating, they might try and kiss each other to throw each other off. The novelty of ‘the surprise’ wears off pretty quickly though, and they soon start kissing just because they enjoy it. Razz likes rough kissing, but Sans is the opposite, and he’s pretty good at getting Razz to wind down and take things slowly.

Razz thinks he’s the ultimate tease, but in truth, his flirting isn’t quite up to scratch. He might have a few dirty one-liners ready to throw Sans’ way, but he gets flustered too quickly when Sans throws them right back at him. Sans is a surprisingly smooth flirt, he just seldom brings it out. He’s a master of manipulation, and could have Razz eating out of his palm… if it didn’t take so much effort. Mostly he just compliments Razz’s ass (and it’s enough).

39. “Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first?  When did they realise they were in love?”

Neither of them really initiated the relationship. It sort of just… happened. If you really had to pick one of them, I’d probably have to say it would be Razz, but perspectives differ.

Razz was extremely persistent. (I sort of wrote a bit of a drabble about this a while ago), but I like to headcanon that Razz asks Sans out as a dare, and Sans goes with it out of spite (and partly because he finds flustered Razz very amusing). And as far as their first kiss goes, neither of them are really sure who initiated it. Once again, it sort of comes out of a dare. Razz is very spiteful, and would never back down from a dare. However, he’d probably get nervous at the last minute and try to back out – but Sans would help him take that final step.

When it comes to love with these two, I don’t think it would be a ‘realisation’. They might quietly admit to to themselves, but it’s unlikely they’d voice it for a very long time. The occasional “I love you” might start slipping into their conversations, but there would never be a “confession” as such.

As I wrote this, I realised that Rottenjoke is sort of the Spicyhoney of Sanscest. Good Ship™. Thank you!

(I just have one more to go now, I’m sorry I’ve taken so long with these!)

messedupessy:

I don’t know what the hell this is. But it seems like something that would be right up your ally. I think they’re another kind of crugg? I’m not sure.

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IT’S THE ULTIMATE CROC FUSION (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) AND THE MOST COMFORTABLE

Because I can never say no to Stretch in any kind of crocs! Even though way back when you sent this in to me I had already planned on drawing him wearing those, and something I find hilarious, is that the day when I got this before I knew it, I was thinking how funny it would be if you or someone else sent this croc pic in and when I got home that day there it was in my ask box xD I can frikking predict the future! 

Still I began and finished this one today and it turned out pretty well for one of my digital only pics, had to use a photo so to get Stretch’s pose right, or kinda right at least, some of the anatomy on the both of them are a bit miffy, but can’t be bothered to be picky it still looks good and this was just for fun anyhow! you can see where I started to get srs tired of working on this on Berry’s left foot, also on his colours, still happy with this tho so yay!

Also this is not Sw0pcest so do not tag it as such thank you!

18 and 23 for Rottenjoke >:D

Hooray, some Rottenjoke!

From this ask meme.

18. “What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?”

I think at first, their dates would be a little awkward (at least, that’s how Razz might perceive them). While Razz is normally very outspoken, he feels slightly intimidated by Sans, and isn’t quite sure how to hold a proper conversation with him. Sans is okay with silence, but Razz feels the need to fill it, so he might blurt out a lot of (possibly personal) things without meaning to. Razz would also make it his mission to treat Sans to the epitome of extravagance (partially as a means of showing off, partially because he doesn’t want to disappoint Sans). But when Sans picks the date, they normally end up cuddling on the couch and watching TV (which Razz pretends to hate, but doesn’t obviously).

I can see Razz and Sans’ relationship going two ways. One: they last a lifetime. Their dynamic just works, and despite their differences, they seldom fight about petty things (mostly because Sans is very patient, and doesn’t mind if Razz needs to vent to him every once in a while). Or two: Razz gets scared when he realises he might actually be falling for Sans and breaks up with him out of panic. If this were the case though, I don’t think the breakup would last very long.

A sadder version of this may involve a Razz who is a little less tolerable, and a Sans who is a little less forgiving. Perhaps Razz makes one too many offhand comments about Sans’ brother, or perhaps Sans just loses his patience with him a little too often, and they end up splitting permanently. (But as far as my headcanons for these two go, I don’t think this is likely to happen).

23. “How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?”

Initially, I don’t think Razz would be at all tolerant of any forms of physical contact. But Sans can be very manipulative if he wants to, and I think an unending tirade of flirting and teasing would be enough to break Razz down. When it comes to flirting, Sans is a lot subtler than Razz is. He might mask a compliment with a joke, or ‘accidentally’ brush Razz’s arm or fingertips on occasion. Razz is far less reserved, and once he catches on to Sans’ ‘game’, he’ll gladly reciprocate, sweet-talking (or at least, attempting to sweet-talk) Sans into oblivion. And his flirting is a little more crude.

As for hugging, I think Razz is a little averse to public displays of affection. So in the company of others, hugging is all but off-limits. Maybe a quick one-armed hug, but nothing more. In private though (and especially when they start sleeping in the same bed), Sans notices small changes. Hugs aren’t really Razz’s thing, and Sans respects this, but when they fall asleep, Sans often wakes up with Razz’s arms wrapped around him.

Kissing is a little strange for them at first. Sans likes kissing slowly. He likes to savour it, to make his partner gradually fall apart beneath him, to tease them. But Razz likes to give it his all. He doesn’t hold back, and often tries to dominate his partner, even during light kissing. So initially, it’s a bit of a battle. But as time goes on, they find a pleasant balance. Sans will let Razz think he’s in control, until the last minute when he finds himself moaning beneath Sans’ subtle touches. And Sans will do anything he can to make Razz blush.

Comfort is a bit difficult for these two. Neither of them are prone to opening up about their feelings, and neither of them are overly pushy when it comes to getting a partner or friend to open up. So a lot of tension between them goes unspoken. 

But sometimes – more often when the hurt is physical – they will completely dote on each other. If Sans sees that Razz is injured, he might ask what caused it. And if Razz brushes him off, Sans won’t interrogate him, but he might sit quietly with him, or do something simple for him, such as making him a cup of tea. Razz is a little less inclined towards making simple gestures, so instead, he’ll be blunt. He’ll make a vague attempt at appearing not to care, but he isn’t very good at hiding his concern. He might try to spoil Sans a bit, taking him out on a date, or making him his favourite dish. His favourite method of comfort though – sex. And it has about a 99% success rate.

Damn, the more I write about these two, the more I like them. Thank you for sending this in! ❤

Oh oh Ali could I get Honeyketchup in 39 for that ship meme thingie? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yes! Thank you for getting me into this ship (damn you).

From this shipping meme.

“Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first?  When did they realize they were in love?”

I don’t think either of them would actually have initiated the relationship. I sort of like to imagine that it just… happened. One minute they were friends, joking around with each other, flirting casually, and the next, they were tearing each other’s clothes off. Okay, maybe not quite tearing. I imagine that would take a little too much effort. But it would probably be spontaneous. I don’t think they’d be a very ‘romantic’ couple, in the classic sense of the word. They’d mostly just be friends who kissed and had sex with each other (at least, that’s what they’d tell people).

And as far as ‘realising’ they were in love goes, I don’t think it would be some sudden realisation. I honestly think they would have loved each other long before they became a couple. As for falling in love, I think it would happen slowly. They’d just start slipping subtle little ‘I love you’s into their sentences without noticing. And maybe at some point, they’d be lying there, in each other’s arms, and it would suddenly occur to them, but I don’t think they’d be the type of couple to make a big deal of it.

I really like these two. They’re my favourite “we’re not gay bro. two friends can kiss bro. it’s not gay. just suck my dick bro. it’s what a good friend would do.” couple. They honestly have such a great dynamic because there relationship is very easy and uncomplicated. I can’t see them ever really getting into huge fights or breaking up over trivial things. They’re the ‘Best Friend’ couple, so to speak. (Which is honestly such a healthy thing. I love them.)