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Vampire AU

Stretch’s arrival to the Castle of Dorenne

Future Spicyhoney

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”Edge,
look.”

A mild
voice made him look up from the book he was reading. Edge sat in one of the
gothic armchairs in his private parlour, having taken a pause from the
administrative parts of ruling the extensive grounds of Dorenne Castle. By the
door, which was an impressive meter-high oak door, Sans stood, holding a canvas
between his hands. Smiling, he beckoned the child forward. Fifteen now, almost
an adult. Time always flied for someone of his extensive age, yet somehow years
since Sans came to the castle had seemed faster than ever. It was almost
worrying. How on earth was the child only five years from coming of age? It
seemed like nothing more than a week since he was the infant his mother had
handed over.

Sometimes
he wondered what had happened to her. They’d attempted to find her, just to let
her know her child was happy, once they had Sans settled in, but as they had
not known her name or even where she came from, it had turned out to be
impossible.

Standing
up, he looked Sans over. He wasn’t wearing neither vest nor coat, though it was
for the best seeing how he was splattered with paint, all the way to the red
traces on his cheek. “What have you got there, Sans?”

With a
proud smile, Sans flipped the canvas around and Edge’s eyes widened. “Oh,” he
said. “Oh, that is really good.” The painting depicted a volcano spitting ash
and fire over a Roman city. The foreground was dark and only shapes of people
could be made out, but even then, they looked terrified. He released a breath
as memories washed over him. “Sans, that is fantastic, you are getting better
and better every day. I am impressed.”

He lit up,
beaming up at Edge. “It’s how I imagine it looked when Pompeii was destroyed.
Was I correct?”

“I believe
you were. It was a long time ago and my memories aren’t perfect, but it looks
like the Pompeii of my dreams.” The painting was dry, rough, so he reached out,
sliding his fingers over the Roman buildings and the fleeing people. The
mountain in the distance, destroying the people that had once thought it their
protector. He and Red had barely gotten away, managing to get onto a ship only
a minute before it left the harbour and the city they had grown up in.

He knew Red
still had occasional nightmares about the family they’d left behind. He
couldn’t deny he didn’t sometimes too woke up tasting ashes in the air.

“You’re
talented.” Taking the painting from his hands, he held it up higher, regarding
it closely. Then he looked down at Sans again, his smile softening. “Go show Red,
sunray. Then I’d like to put this up in the dinner room, if that’s okay with
you?”

Sans’ mouth
formed into an O as his eyes widened.
Obviously they had some of his paintings up on the walls, but they’d never
offered to put them in one of the more official rooms before. He smiled and
nodded. “That’s fine. Thank you.” When he was handed back the painting, a light
lit up in his eyes. “Oh! Speaking of, Alaric said you have a visitor down in
the grand parlour. A mortal.”

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Aww! 😏 Edge is a good boy. This was a very exciting introduction to their relationship (or potential relationship). It will definitely be interesting to see how Stretch handles this—and what Edge has in store for him.

me-and-my-gaster:

Skelly Sketch Raffle  200+ and 300+ Prizes

Here’s a batch of all the skelly sketch prizes I did already!

Dancetale Sans dancing
“I’m Feeling Fine Kid” Papyrus cooking
Underswap Papyrus being cute
Swapfell Gold Papyrus and his blacklist notebook
classic Sans with a kitty

Save Me From Myself

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alexins:

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A03 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15002243

When everything in Stretch’s world was turned upside down by an outbreak in his city, he’s struggling to survive. The only thing that’s keeping him fighting against the odds is the hope that he’ll find his mate again, but with everything that’s happened can it ever be the same?

Commission for the awesome @alexins who asked for a spicyhoney pregnancy fic in a post apocalyptic world with a LOT of interesting twists. (did i mention they’re awesome?) i worked really hard on this as i loved the idea, so i really hope you enjoy it!

(there is a spoiler-heavy explanation of some themes in the fic in the a03 end notes- if there’s something in the meta tags that are triggers please check it out before reading.)

If you would like a commission for yourself my post is here

under the cut!

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I’ve already told you how much I love this story! ;3; geez.. I’m still speechless!

I couldn’t thank you enough for what you did for me! It means a lot to me to read my idea in such a beautiful way!

I just made something, even it is not the best.. but I hope you like it ❤️

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dude this is so cool SO COOL ❤

Slim! F/M/K sans, red, stretch

A small whine built in Slim’s throat, and he shook his head. “aw, c’mon, bud,” Sans said. “it’s just a game.”

“i don’t want to play,” Slim muttered, staring at his feet.

Sans, Red, and Stretch glanced at each other doubtfully. Turning to Slim, Red offered him an encouraging smile. “i’ll make it easy fer ya, kid–kill me. ya’d be sparin’ me a lot a’ grief.”

Sans snickered. “well if that’s how we’re playing, then i think i deserve a little killing too.”

“i volunteer to die and be fucked,” Stretch supplied, winking at Slim.

Slim regarded them all, deadpan. “well, since you’re all just horny and suicidal–i think i’ll just have to marry you.”

There was collective groaning from the other three.


Pro-tip: don’t play fuck, marry, kill with a bunch of depressed assholes. From this F/M/K ask meme.

Heh…. Fuck marry kill for ut Sans: Razz, Edge and Slim. I am more than curious what he would pick…

Sans yawned, pointing at Edge. “uh… fuck.”

Razz scoffed, crossing his arms with a smirk. “Fuck? Or just ‘lie beneath’?”

“Who says he’d be on the bottom?” Edge asked, coolly.

Sans shot Edge a grin, before turning to Slim. “marry. and hey–married couples sometimes have kids, right?”

Slim blinked, heat rising to his cheekbones. “i-i suppose…”

“heh. sweet. guess we’re fucking too.”

Slim stared at Sans, his sockets slowly widening as his blush deepened. Sans winked, and Slim dipped his head, shrinking into his jacket–but Sans could see the beginnings of a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. 

Razz sneered at his brother. “Oh, pull yourself together, mutt. It’s hypothetical.” Slim’s smile faded in an instant.

Sans looked between them, frowning. Stretching until his joints clicked, he eased himself off the couch, approaching Razz. “kill,” he said flatly, pressing his finger against Razz’s sternum. Razz seemed unfazed, so Sans leaned in to murmur, “keep talking, and i’ll make sure it isn’t hypothetical.”


Thank you! This one was great to write. Razz is loads of fun. From this F/M/K ask meme.

Edge fmk Comic, Blue, and Blackberry plz

“Well, this is hardly difficult,” Edge said crisply. He pointed at Blue. “Fuck.”

“Edge!” Blue scolded, but a deep blush had settled in his cheekbones.

Edge smirked, lifting a brow-bone. “Do you have a problem with fucking me?” he asked.

Blue stuttered for a moment, then puffed himself up, glowering. “Not at all.”

He spoke in such earnest, that Edge found himself a little taken aback. He quickly cleared his throat before turning to Blackberry. “Marry. Heavens forbid I ever wed someone who doesn’t know their way around a kitchen.”

Blackberry simpered, folding his arms. “Wise choice.”

“Indeed, and…” Edge turned to give Comic an apologetic smile. “I apologise.”

Comic shrugged, grinning. “hey. at least you spared me having to fuck you.”

Edge merely rolled his eyes, but Blue scoffed, looking outraged. “Speak for yourself!” Standing, he took Edge’s hand, guiding him towards to stairs. “Come, Edge. Let’s see if I can make them hear how unlucky they are.”


From this F/M/K ask meme. (I’m sorry if it takes me a while to get through these! I still have a few sitting in my ask box, but I’m probably not going to be able to get them done for a couple of days still.)

sup saw that you’re open for requests (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so if it’s not too much could I get some Honeyketchup aka swap Pap x UT Snas? or maybe just swap pap in a skirt if ya wanna?

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sorry i took so long 😓 hope you dont mind that i did both! 😀

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AAAAH Painty! He’s such a beautiful, precious boy! Look at those pretty freckles. I want to kiss him!

And those dorks. I honestly love how you draw them. They’re really adorable.