Tag: us sans

Edge fmk Comic, Blue, and Blackberry plz

“Well, this is hardly difficult,” Edge said crisply. He pointed at Blue. “Fuck.”

“Edge!” Blue scolded, but a deep blush had settled in his cheekbones.

Edge smirked, lifting a brow-bone. “Do you have a problem with fucking me?” he asked.

Blue stuttered for a moment, then puffed himself up, glowering. “Not at all.”

He spoke in such earnest, that Edge found himself a little taken aback. He quickly cleared his throat before turning to Blackberry. “Marry. Heavens forbid I ever wed someone who doesn’t know their way around a kitchen.”

Blackberry simpered, folding his arms. “Wise choice.”

“Indeed, and…” Edge turned to give Comic an apologetic smile. “I apologise.”

Comic shrugged, grinning. “hey. at least you spared me having to fuck you.”

Edge merely rolled his eyes, but Blue scoffed, looking outraged. “Speak for yourself!” Standing, he took Edge’s hand, guiding him towards to stairs. “Come, Edge. Let’s see if I can make them hear how unlucky they are.”

From this F/M/K ask meme. (I’m sorry if it takes me a while to get through these! I still have a few sitting in my ask box, but I’m probably not going to be able to get them done for a couple of days still.)

Sans for the F / M / K meme: Blue, Blackberry, Slim?

“huh.” Sans glanced over the three skeletons, deep in thought. Where Blue and Blackberry were practically brimming with excitement, Slim looked nervous, his head ducked and his shoulders slumped deep into his jacket. “well,” Sans said, strolling over to the sofa. “gotta marry blue. it’s not gay if you marry your pal, is it?”

Blue gave him a derisive frown, but it was clear he was struggling not to laugh. “Sorry, Sans, but I think marrying your best friend is rather gay.”

“ah. well, would it be considered gay if i boned myself?” He shot Blackberry a grin. “‘cause i think that’s what i’m gonna do.”

Blackberry drew himself up, proudly. “Gay or not, I’m very flattered.”

Sans shot him a wink, before turning to Slim. “so, i guess…” He trailed off, suddenly realising he’d messed up. He could tell that Slim was trying to smile, but the corners of his mouth had turned down reflexively, and his fingers trembled slightly where they were twisted in his jacket.

“ah, shit..” Shaking his head, Sans turned back to Blue. “sorry, bud. change of heart. you wouldn’t mind taking a bullet for your buddy slim here, would you?”

Blue quickly caught on to Sans’ line of thinking, and shook his head, smiling sweetly. “Of course not. It would be my honour.”

“sweet,” Sans said, “‘cause i think i wanna marry the pup.”

Slim’s weak smile faded entirely, and he shook his head. “s-sans, it’s… okay. i…”

“nah, for real, man,” Sans said, his smile firm. “you’re a lot more fun to play poker with than the berry–and he doesn’t know jackshit about science. think i’d go crazy if i had to live with him. the guy’s dense.”

Blue glared indignantly, but Slim’s faint blush and small smile were more than consolation enough for Sans.

This one was really fun (and, uh, a little sad. Which was probably why it was fun). Thank you! From this F/M/K ask meme. Please feel free to send me any characters you’d like to see!