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bed, wed, behead. rus with cash, edge and twist :D

Rus scratched the back of his neck, feeling uncomfortable. “i dunno about this… can’t i just fuck and marry all of you?”

“nope. you’ve gotta kill one of us,” Cash said, deadpan. Rus grimaced, scanning the three of them anxiously.

“well, i suppose i would…” His eyes settled on Edge and he swallowed. “f-fuck–”

“I swear to God, Rus, if you don’t kill me–”

“No way, Edgelord,” Twist interrupted. “He’s killin’ me–like hell I’d let either of ya die.”

Rus blinked. “guys, i, um–i think you might be taking this a little too seriousl–”

“he’d obviously kill me,” Cash said, plainly. Twist and Edge looked at him dubiously, and Cash shrugged. “obvious choice.”

“no,” Rus said, insistently. With a frustrated groan, he crouched in front of all of them, clasping their hands together and holding them in his own. “look. i know this is just a stupid game, but it seems that i have something to prove to all of you. so here’s what we’re going to do–i’m going to take you all upstairs, and i’m going to fuck you all until you’re ready to believe that you’re worth something.”

Edge, Twist, and Cash all stared at Rus, clearly taken aback. Then, Twist chuckled, knuckling the crown of Rus’s skull. “Aw, yer sweet, Tale-verse, ya really are–but it’s gonna take more th’n thirty second ta convince us a’ that.”

A beat of silence, and then–“i’ve changed my mind,” Rus said. “fuck cash, marry the edgelord–and kill the twisted bastard.”

Twist grinned, triumphant.

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H-h-hi Blackberry. Uhm, for the FMK how about Stretch, Edge, a-and Twist if that’s okay?

“O-oh! Um…” Blackberry wrung out his hands, glancing anxiously at his brother. “Well, I suppose I would… marry my brother–platonically, of course!” he added quickly, upon a loud snort from Stretch.

“‘S alrigh’, bro. I’d marry ya too,” Twist said, winking. Blackberry beamed, then turned to the two remaining skeletons.

Edge wore a deadpan look, sighing and leaning back. “It’s alright, Berry. You wouldn’t be the first to tell me you want to kill me.”

Blackberry frowned, folding his arms across his chest. “No, Edge. I think I–I would fu–bed you,” he said with conviction.

Edge blinked, looking surprised. “Oh. Well. Thanks. I suppose.”

“You’re quite welcome, though…” Blackberry looked at Stretch, who appeared thoroughly amused. “I do apologise, Stretch.”

Stretch waved him off. “no hard feelings, berry. i’d kill myself too for the opportunity to fuck the edgelord.”

That earned him a rather rough shove from Edge, and a nod of agreement from Twist.

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Edge, tell me marry fuck kill for Twist, Stretch, and Cash >:D

Edge frowned, glancing between the three skeletons as they watched him from the couch. Twist and Stretch were smiling hopefully, while Cash had his gaze fixed on the floor, a scowl creasing his features.

“Easy choice here, sweetheart,” Twist said, winking and allowing his legs to fall open.

“Kill Twisted,” Edge said, flatly, approaching the couch. Twist’s smile fell, and he folded his arms.

“Yer loss.”

“Hardly,” Edge mumbled. He crouched down before Stretch, brushing a fingertip beneath his chin and tilting his head. Stretch’s breath caught, his sockets growing wide.

“Marry–” Edge began, leaning in and kissing Stretch deeply. Stretch sighed quietly into his mouth, and Edge smirked as he pulled away. “–Stretch. Though, I suppose I’d fuck you too.” Stretch blushed, sinking into his hoodie.

With a soft hum, Edge turned to Cash, who was eyeing him warily. “s’pose that leaves me,” he said, dryly.

“I suppose it does.” Edge reached down, taking Cash’s hands in his own and lifting him from the couch. He felt Cash shudder as he leaned in, pressing his teeth to his acoustic meatus. “How about we go upstairs, and you prove to me that I didn’t make the wrong decision~?” he purred.

He smirked at the deep violet glow that spread across Cash’s cheekbones as he withdrew. Clasping his hands strategically in front of his pelvis, Cash gave a quick nod, teleporting them upstairs without further deliberation.

Huffing beneath his breath, Twist pulled his knees to his chest, scowling at the floor. “Still can’ believe ‘e wouldn’ fuck me,” he muttered, bitterly.

Rus hummed contemplatively. “nah, but…” He crawled across the sofa, coming to kneel over Twist, his eye-lights sparkling with excitement. “i would.”

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Hello. It me. Again. Perhaps two or three Papys of your choice. One receiving lots of love and kisses from the other two – but being very miffed about it. (Basically: two happy boys, one grumpy boy). <3

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:DDD

Holy shit, Painty–I’m in love with this! I can’t get enough of your freaking art style. Seriously. Just–everything about this. I love their adorable little faces, and their smol hoodies, and their smiles. Everything.

And the way you do expressions as well… I could honestly go on forever about how much I love the looks on their faces. This is gorgeous. Thank you ❤