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itsladykit:

odderancyart:

So I was playing Once Upon a Dream on my flute and then thought of this and laughed so much I couldn’t finish playing:

Cinderella: Twistfell edition

So Twist and Blackberry are both “Cinderella”, living with their evil “stepmother” (or rather, employer/mistress – in the sense of mistress of the house, that is) – Twist Muffet, of course. Perhaps she adopted them from the street as kids after Twist attempted pickpocketing her or similar, realizing they could be useful. Blackberry does the housework while Twist officially works i.e. in the estate’s stables and similar work, though he probably does shadier work on the side.

The king and the oldest-prince-by-adoption has decided to marry off the youngest prince-by-adoption. This is Cash. So they throw a ball to find him a suitable spouse.

Obviously Twist isn’t actually a suitable spouse but the Fairy Godmother – could be Red since he likes taking care of the Papyri plus I think that’d be hilarious – comes and dresses him and Blackberry up as princes and sends them to the ball for the night to “have some fun for once”. Little does they know Red has plans.

Plum sees Twist and decides he looks like the wealthiest person in the room (fooled) and sends Cash to dance with him. Cash hates it at first, of course, but since Twist is such a charmer – and not nearly as formal and uptight as most others – he finds himself falling for the strange, foreign prince. Jackpot, Red thinks for himself as he’s watching from wherever fairy godmothers go when they’re not doing magical social work.

By midnight Blackberry, who has been enjoying the snacktable, just comes and grabs Twist and they run like hell and gets out of there. Cash is very upset because he’s certain his dumb feelings aren’t reciprocated but Plum is angry and decides they shall find this prince. He can’t possibly have gotten that far yet. They remember his golden eyelights.

So he sends Cash and a random duke (who is there to make sure Cash doesn’t just go hang out in the slums instead)  out on a mission to check every skeleton in the kingdom for this golden magic.

Muffet hears and knows and she is not happy. Locks Twist in someplace (hello claustrophobia). Blackberry manages to get out, though, and Red comes to help. When Cash and the duke shows up to knock on Muffet’s door she’s super sweet of course and “Oh there’s no skeletons here, Your Highness” but Red makes sure he sees Blackberry (who is looking very frightened so he’ll get suspicious) and Cash’s guards force her to let them in upon which Blackberry takes Cash to where Twist is locked in.

Twist is saved, Red turns them into princes again so Plum and Asriel won’t throw them out, and Cash is furious and has Muffet thrown into the dungeon. For lying to royalty, because it’s probably not life-time on punishing your servants by locking them in somewhere small. Priorities, yanno?

Anyway, Cash now gets to know everything and Twist admits he’s interested in Cash just like Cash is in him and they start dating and eventually marry. Blackberry gets his own herbal garden in the castle and becomes a famous apothecary. Plum and Asriel never knows Twist and Blackberry aren’t very uneducated royalty, but very uneducated commoners. 

And they Lived Happily Ever After.

Taadaa. @itsladykit Here have something silly

Lol. Oh, man, but I actually love that? It’s really cute, and I love the way it blends their “canon” and the fairytale.

Also? Fairy Red (or, as I would absolutely call him, the Red Fairy) is just. Hilarious in the best ways.

evilsupplyco:

evilsupplyco:

(while being escorted off of the set of a cooking show) What do you MEAN deadly nightshade isn’t an “allowed ingredient”?

(I unveil my desserts: a gingerbread cookie shaped like each judge.)

(The first chef eyes me with disdain and bites into one.)

(The second chef immediately screams in pain, the third in horror.)

(I am once more escorted out of the competition.)

@odderancy Same though.

@itsladykit Naughty boy. Discipline him.

Edge fmk Comic, Blue, and Blackberry plz

“Well, this is hardly difficult,” Edge said crisply. He pointed at Blue. “Fuck.”

“Edge!” Blue scolded, but a deep blush had settled in his cheekbones.

Edge smirked, lifting a brow-bone. “Do you have a problem with fucking me?” he asked.

Blue stuttered for a moment, then puffed himself up, glowering. “Not at all.”

He spoke in such earnest, that Edge found himself a little taken aback. He quickly cleared his throat before turning to Blackberry. “Marry. Heavens forbid I ever wed someone who doesn’t know their way around a kitchen.”

Blackberry simpered, folding his arms. “Wise choice.”

“Indeed, and…” Edge turned to give Comic an apologetic smile. “I apologise.”

Comic shrugged, grinning. “hey. at least you spared me having to fuck you.”

Edge merely rolled his eyes, but Blue scoffed, looking outraged. “Speak for yourself!” Standing, he took Edge’s hand, guiding him towards to stairs. “Come, Edge. Let’s see if I can make them hear how unlucky they are.”

From this F/M/K ask meme. (I’m sorry if it takes me a while to get through these! I still have a few sitting in my ask box, but I’m probably not going to be able to get them done for a couple of days still.)

Sans for the F / M / K meme: Blue, Blackberry, Slim?

“huh.” Sans glanced over the three skeletons, deep in thought. Where Blue and Blackberry were practically brimming with excitement, Slim looked nervous, his head ducked and his shoulders slumped deep into his jacket. “well,” Sans said, strolling over to the sofa. “gotta marry blue. it’s not gay if you marry your pal, is it?”

Blue gave him a derisive frown, but it was clear he was struggling not to laugh. “Sorry, Sans, but I think marrying your best friend is rather gay.”

“ah. well, would it be considered gay if i boned myself?” He shot Blackberry a grin. “‘cause i think that’s what i’m gonna do.”

Blackberry drew himself up, proudly. “Gay or not, I’m very flattered.”

Sans shot him a wink, before turning to Slim. “so, i guess…” He trailed off, suddenly realising he’d messed up. He could tell that Slim was trying to smile, but the corners of his mouth had turned down reflexively, and his fingers trembled slightly where they were twisted in his jacket.

“ah, shit..” Shaking his head, Sans turned back to Blue. “sorry, bud. change of heart. you wouldn’t mind taking a bullet for your buddy slim here, would you?”

Blue quickly caught on to Sans’ line of thinking, and shook his head, smiling sweetly. “Of course not. It would be my honour.”

“sweet,” Sans said, “‘cause i think i wanna marry the pup.”

Slim’s weak smile faded entirely, and he shook his head. “s-sans, it’s… okay. i…”

“nah, for real, man,” Sans said, his smile firm. “you’re a lot more fun to play poker with than the berry–and he doesn’t know jackshit about science. think i’d go crazy if i had to live with him. the guy’s dense.”

Blue glared indignantly, but Slim’s faint blush and small smile were more than consolation enough for Sans.

This one was really fun (and, uh, a little sad. Which was probably why it was fun). Thank you! From this F/M/K ask meme. Please feel free to send me any characters you’d like to see!

H-h-hi Blackberry. Uhm, for the FMK how about Stretch, Edge, a-and Twist if that’s okay?

“O-oh! Um…” Blackberry wrung out his hands, glancing anxiously at his brother. “Well, I suppose I would… marry my brother–platonically, of course!” he added quickly, upon a loud snort from Stretch.

“‘S alrigh’, bro. I’d marry ya too,” Twist said, winking. Blackberry beamed, then turned to the two remaining skeletons.

Edge wore a deadpan look, sighing and leaning back. “It’s alright, Berry. You wouldn’t be the first to tell me you want to kill me.”

Blackberry frowned, folding his arms across his chest. “No, Edge. I think I–I would fu–bed you,” he said with conviction.

Edge blinked, looking surprised. “Oh. Well. Thanks. I suppose.”

“You’re quite welcome, though…” Blackberry looked at Stretch, who appeared thoroughly amused. “I do apologise, Stretch.”

Stretch waved him off. “no hard feelings, berry. i’d kill myself too for the opportunity to fuck the edgelord.”

That earned him a rather rough shove from Edge, and a nod of agreement from Twist.

Thank you for sending this in! From this M/F/K meme. Feel free to send me some characters! 

itsladykit:

crushingonsans:

He was, though, wasn’t he? This was hardly the first time he’d been called that, but the slur had never had any teeth before. It had always been nothing but that—a word, a slur, a thing that happened to other people. 

I’ve fallen too far and too fast in love with @itsladykit‘s Twistfell boys, and this is a piece of imagery I couldn’t get out of my head after reading the latest chapter. 

O_O

Look at this. Look at him! Oh, man, Crush. You really outdid yourself. My goodness, that is utterly gorgeous!

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itsladykit:

sansy-fresh:

So this is based off a thing @itsladykit did, which was based off a thing cheapbourbon did. So really, its nothing new lol. But nothing else was cooperating, so Cash angst is what you all get.

(i promise ill try and post some stuff tomorrow)

Tags: Angst, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Alcohol Mention

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Ooh, Fresh. This is awesome!! I absolutely adore this. Cash is such a sad beanpole, and I love watching Twist try to draw him out. This is truly awesome.