“Let’s remain civil,” Edge said tersely, casting Twist a cautionary frown. Twist only shrugged, leaning back and throwing an arm around Rus’s shoulders.
“A’ight then. Go ahead, little guy. Take yer pick.”
Giving a dignified sniff, Razz said, “Fine. I’d fuck…” He surveyed the three options carefully, smirking as his gaze settled on Rus. “I’d fuck the sweet little Tale-verse–”
A warning growl sounded in Edge’s throat, his expression darkening. “Watch yourself, short-stuff.”
Razz sneered, but rolled his eyes. “Very well–I’d fuck the Edgelord. If only to prove to him which of us is the better lover.”
Edge rolled his eyes, but seemed satisfied with the answer, some of the tension leaving his shoulders. Razz glanced at Twist and Rus, frowning. “I suppose I’d kill the Twisted freak and marry his soft little Tale-verse pet.” Razz’s gaze raked over Rus, and he smirked in satisfaction at the furious glares he received from Edge and Twist.
“Okay, ya tiny brat, now yer jus’ askin’ ta–”
“hey, relax, twisted,” Rus said calmly, extracting himself from Twist’s embrace. Edge and Twist watched in bewilderment as he approached Razz, leaning down so he could whisper, “are you certain you made the right decision, love?”
“Wha–ah!” Razz let out an undignified squeal of surprise as Rus cupped his pelvic bone, squeezing it gently. Razz stared up at him, his cheekbones heating furiously. “What the fuck do you think you’re–”
“what?” Rus asked, blinking innocently. “i thought you’d jump at the opportunity to fuck a–what was it? ‘sweet little tale-verse’…?” He trailed off, smiling complacently as Razz spluttered. “how about this, sweetheart–my bedroom, ten minutes, one time offer. you in?”
Razz gaped, lost for words. “I–I’m–”
Shrugging, Rus shoved his hands in his pockets. “didn’t think so,” he said, returning to the couch and wedging himself between Edge and Twist. “i doubt you’d be able to handle me anyway.”
Razz could only withstand the smug smiles of Edge and Twist for a few seconds before he was hurrying from the room, his face burning.
“Pity really,” Twist said, watching him go. “I reckon he’d’ve been alright in bed.”
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Rus scratched the back of his neck, feeling uncomfortable. “i dunno about this… can’t i just fuck and marry all of you?”
“nope. you’ve gotta kill one of us,” Cash said, deadpan. Rus grimaced, scanning the three of them anxiously.
“well, i suppose i would…” His eyes settled on Edge and he swallowed. “f-fuck–”
“I swear to God, Rus, if you don’t kill me–”
“No way, Edgelord,” Twist interrupted. “He’s killin’ me–like hell I’d let either of ya die.”
Rus blinked. “guys, i, um–i think you might be taking this a little too seriousl–”
“he’d obviously kill me,” Cash said, plainly. Twist and Edge looked at him dubiously, and Cash shrugged. “obvious choice.”
“no,” Rus said, insistently. With a frustrated groan, he crouched in front of all of them, clasping their hands together and holding them in his own. “look. i know this is just a stupid game, but it seems that i have something to prove to all of you. so here’s what we’re going to do–i’m going to take you all upstairs, and i’m going to fuck you all until you’re ready to believe that you’re worth something.”
Edge, Twist, and Cash all stared at Rus, clearly taken aback. Then, Twist chuckled, knuckling the crown of Rus’s skull. “Aw, yer sweet, Tale-verse, ya really are–but it’s gonna take more th’n thirty second ta convince us a’ that.”
A beat of silence, and then–“i’ve changed my mind,” Rus said. “fuck cash, marry the edgelord–and kill the twisted bastard.”
Twist grinned, triumphant.
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“O-oh! Um…” Blackberry wrung out his hands, glancing anxiously at his brother. “Well, I suppose I would… marry my brother–platonically, of course!” he added quickly, upon a loud snort from Stretch.
“‘S alrigh’, bro. I’d marry ya too,” Twist said, winking. Blackberry beamed, then turned to the two remaining skeletons.
Edge wore a deadpan look, sighing and leaning back. “It’s alright, Berry. You wouldn’t be the first to tell me you want to kill me.”
Blackberry frowned, folding his arms across his chest. “No, Edge. I think I–I would fu–bed you,” he said with conviction.
Edge blinked, looking surprised. “Oh. Well. Thanks. I suppose.”
“You’re quite welcome, though…” Blackberry looked at Stretch, who appeared thoroughly amused. “I do apologise, Stretch.”
Stretch waved him off. “no hard feelings, berry. i’d kill myself too for the opportunity to fuck the edgelord.”
That earned him a rather rough shove from Edge, and a nod of agreement from Twist.
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Edge frowned, glancing between the three skeletons as they watched him from the couch. Twist and Stretch were smiling hopefully, while Cash had his gaze fixed on the floor, a scowl creasing his features.
“Easy choice here, sweetheart,” Twist said, winking and allowing his legs to fall open.
“Kill Twisted,” Edge said, flatly, approaching the couch. Twist’s smile fell, and he folded his arms.
“Yer loss.”
“Hardly,” Edge mumbled. He crouched down before Stretch, brushing a fingertip beneath his chin and tilting his head. Stretch’s breath caught, his sockets growing wide.
“Marry–” Edge began, leaning in and kissing Stretch deeply. Stretch sighed quietly into his mouth, and Edge smirked as he pulled away. “–Stretch. Though, I suppose I’d fuck you too.” Stretch blushed, sinking into his hoodie.
With a soft hum, Edge turned to Cash, who was eyeing him warily. “s’pose that leaves me,” he said, dryly.
“I suppose it does.” Edge reached down, taking Cash’s hands in his own and lifting him from the couch. He felt Cash shudder as he leaned in, pressing his teeth to his acoustic meatus. “How about we go upstairs, and you prove to me that I didn’t make the wrong decision~?” he purred.
He smirked at the deep violet glow that spread across Cash’s cheekbones as he withdrew. Clasping his hands strategically in front of his pelvis, Cash gave a quick nod, teleporting them upstairs without further deliberation.
Huffing beneath his breath, Twist pulled his knees to his chest, scowling at the floor. “Still can’ believe ‘e wouldn’ fuck me,” he muttered, bitterly.
Rus hummed contemplatively. “nah, but…” He crawled across the sofa, coming to kneel over Twist, his eye-lights sparkling with excitement. “i would.”
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Warning for fairly triggering content relating to suicide beneath the cut.
3. What is the worst pain they’ve ever experienced?
Papyrus
Pain? The Great Papyrus scoffs at pain! It’s probably just the way his brother treats him on a daily basis. Sans, of course, doesn’t mean to hurt Papyrus, but Papyrus hates being taken for someone so naive and innocent and stupid. It hurts. Absolutely no bother at all!
Edge
Edge has obviously sustained a lot of physical injuries throughout his life, and I’d have to develop a bit more of a background for him before I could nail the absolute worst one (maybe something to do with the scar on his eye…?). But the most painful experience for him was probably gaining LV for the first time. He might have been excited at first, but the guilt and shame would have hit him fairly quickly. It’s one of his worst memories.
Stretch
Stretch is a dick, and would probably answer ‘my entire life’ if you asked him this question. Being of low HP, he is prone to spells of “magical depression” (a lack of HP can be very trying on a monster’s energy levels, and being emotionally drained isn’t uncommon). It doesn’t create physical pain, per se (although it can, at times), but it takes an emotional toll, and sometimes these brief illnesses are worse than others.
Slim
Much like Stretch, Slim is susceptible to suffering due to his low HP. But given the nature of his universe, a small bout of sickness isn’t the worst of his troubles. (I’m honestly becoming more and more tempted to give this boy a long, angsty backstory) but for now I’ll say that Slim’s ‘worst pain’ came about when his brother started to withdraw from him emotionally. It led to a huge dip in Slim’s base HP, and it was an all around very difficult time for him.
Cash
God damn it, I need to write an angsty backstory for Cash too. AGH.
Without going into too much depth (or else, I’d just start rambling) Cash and his brother separated around the time they both reached adulthood. This was a fairly rough time for Cash. Though he was by no means eager to return to his brother (their relationship was severely damaged), he definitely struggled on his own. And, in the name of survival, he may have done some very questionable (possibly painful) things to stay alive. Selling himself for the entertainment or pleasure of others was often his only means of surviving.
Twist
No doubt Kit has more suffering planned for this boy, but I’d imagine having your eye socket shattered would be a pretty painful endeavour. (Once again, I’d recommend checking out Sins of the Past if you’re interested in seeing this boy suffer.)
46 and 47.
Have they ever contemplated suicide? and
Have they ever gone so far as to attempt suicide?
This one is obviously going to be fairly triggering, so just a warning.
Papyrus
Death is almost a laughable idea to Papyrus. He isn’t particularly afraid of dying, but it’s unlikely he would ever even consider suicide, simply because he enjoys life so much, and sees no reason to end it.
Edge
Edge has never gone so far as to attempt suicide, but the idea has certainly occurred to him. Especially when he started gaining LV, he spiralled into a pit of self-loathing, and his brother was likely the only thing that kept him going at the time (and some degree of hope for the future). When he reaches adulthood, Edge’s mental state improves significantly, especially after he enters into the Poly-Papyrus relationship (seriously guys, I love the Poly-Paps).
Stretch
Stretch honestly thinks about suicide with relative apathy. While growing up, his brief depressive episodes might have amplified the severity of these ideas, but he’s never given serious thought to the notion. He sort of considers it out of morbid curiosity. And partly because he sometimes wonders if his brother and partners would be better off without him. But it’s never reached the point where he’s genuinely considered taking the leap, so to speak. And most of these ideas pretty much dissipate once he enters the Poly-Pap relationship. His partners prove on a daily basis how much he means to them.
Slim
Of all the Papyri, I’d say Slim is the one who’s come closest to ending his life. Particularly when his relationship with his brother became strained, he might have sat on rooftops or on the edge of cliffs for hours wondering what would happen if he just ended it. But, despite how much his brother pushes him away, Slim can’t stand the idea of abandoning Razz. And (yes, I’m bringing the Poly-Pap relationship up again, because I love it damn it) Slim’s partners are very good at stifling any self-doubts he has (they still linger there from time to time, but not nearly to the point that he contemplates ending his own life).
Cash
Cash has never really had time to consider suicide, truthfully. When he was on his own, living on the streets of Hotland, every minute was a battle for survival. And Cash is a fighter. He doesn’t like giving up or backing down. He’s very stubborn. So, even if he fell into a sort of depression (as most low HP monsters are vulnerable to) he would sort of flip his middle finger at the idea of suicide. “i’ve survived this long, why the fuck would i waste it now?”
Twist
I don’t think I’m equipped to answer this, I’m afraid. I don’t want to make any assumptions of this degree about Kit’s boy. Something tells me suicide hasn’t quite ever been on his agenda though–I think he’s more likely to expect himself to die as a result of his LV, or just his life in general. “Well, there are plenty of people out there who’ll do it fer me, so I don’ need ta bother.”
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