@alicedragons pointed out that I forgot to include Pup in my “Seven Deadly Sins” ask.
This is patently untrue. I didn’t forget Pup—he’s just a Very Good Boy ™. Totally sinless!
But…if I had done something as foolish as forget one of my boys…then I would have to say that Pup would be Sloth. Not so much because he’s actually lazy—give him a project he feels strongly about, and he’s actually pretty industrious. But if he’s in a stressful environment—particularly if he lacks support—he can easily become paralyzed by his anxiety. It’s not actually laziness, but it could look that way from the outside.
I just realised: Good Boy is a pun. And now I’m mad.