Honestly, coming up with the title is the hardest part for me, so all that came to mind was a bunch of dick jokes ._. That being said, take this as you will: “No time for small talk”

megalotrash:

dick jokes are fine with me

Honeyvenom ‘don’t get caught’ kink fic; they’ve been secretly dating/fucking for a few weeks, Honey texted Black to come over as he’s home alone but Blue rang him saying his training was cancelled as soon as Black arrived.

they literally have no time, quicky against the wall without either of them getting undressed. 

Bonus points if they hear the door unlocking just as their about to cum and Honey has to teleport them quickly but panics and can’t focus enough so they only get as far as the kitchen. So Black will finish them both off with a hand over Honey’s mouth while Blue’s calling out for his brother and getting slowly closer to the kitchen… 

from this ask meme

I’ve made a terrible mistake.

You do realise I’m probably going to have to write something about this now, right?