Oh, man! I saw that anon ask about Greed, and I just had to ask too (if you don’t mind, of course!) F, O, and V for both Papyrus and Sans, if that’s alright? ^^

0netype:

Oh dude, yeah ofc!! ;w; Sorry this took a bit to get to—I ended way more swamped with things to do than I anticipated orz

Greed

Papyrus

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Anything that gives his clit the best stimulation. Pap’s capable of getting off with his vag alone but it takes more work than his clients are usually willing to put in towards him. So he likes positions where either he can touch himself while his clients are using him or where his clit is getting enough friction in other ways.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Definitely prefers giving oral. When receiving, like 3 times out of 4 it’s by some monster that’s trying to impress him with skill that they can’t actually back up. If he’s using a dick (which his clients rarely ask him for) it’s not so bad, but when they’re eating him out, it’s difficult even to pretend that they’re any good. He would much rather be on his knees pleasuring someone else than have to endure someone doing an awful job on him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud, loud, loud. Unless a client specifically asks for him to keep quiet, he lets go entirely. He moans and pants constantly (and begs if asked to). Outside of his work, he’s still loud but it’s a lot less for show. When he’s not whoring, he’s also a lot more likely to whine and whimper if something’s particularly good.

Sans

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

If asked, Sans would say missionary. (Well, he wouldn’t say it, he’d describe it and then the person listening would be like ‘oh u mean missionary’ and Sans would be like ‘what’ cuz he has no idea about anything LMFAO) The thing is though, what Sans likes about sex is being able to be on top of his partner, holding them down, pinning them, having them surrounded. Anything that fulfills that desire for him would be the best position.

However, with the limited knowledge at his disposal, he can’t quite pinpoint that that’s what he enjoys quite yet so he’d probs just describe it like “I like being between my partner’s legs while they’re laid out in front of me so I can easily penetrate them.” which. Yeah. Missionary LOL

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s never given oral before and would need careful instruction on watching his teeth (ideally from someone willing to endure his irritation with being taught) if he learned now. As a result, he would much rather receive oral, though he hasn’t exactly had a lot of experience with that either.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t hold back. If he’s loud, he’s loud—there’s no filter on him that makes him want or need to restrain himself. That said, mostly he’s a hisser. He’s not likely to shout or scream or even moan too loud. If it happens, he won’t stop himself or get embarrassed but he’s a lot more geared towards muted sounds of pleasure. Sex is possibly also the only time he’ll let loose long enough to swear.

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I love these! Thanks for sharing ^_^

(Your KH SF Sans is such an asshole, it’s so entertaining.)

(Could potentially involve dub-con/non-con) Does your Cash have a sexual history with Muffet/Grillby/Any other non-skeleton character(s)?

itsladykit:

No non- or dun-con this time. Cash doesn’t have a bad sexual history. It’s the P2 skeletons that I prefer to torture—you know that. But I think he does have a sexual relationship with his Grillby. Nothing too serious. Mostly it’s a friends-with-benefits type of relationship. His Grillby is…not a nice guy, but he’s not completely irredeemable. I think they’s mutually using each other more than anything. Cash has connections in the Capital that Grillby can use, and Grillby is happy to supply Cash with whatever vice currently has his fancy.

It’s a mutually beneficial relationship, but there’s no emotion in it, no feeling. But that’s how Cash prefers it. 

Putting Spicyhoney aside for a moment (because dear god, sometimes I need to) – I really love the way you draw purple Swapfell Papyrus! Especially the sad naga boy. So, if you’re in the mood for it, I’d love to see more of him <3 (And if not, I look forward to seeing whatever it is you draw! You're honestly one of my favourite artists.)

bonesaws-and-dust:

You and me both tbh, as much as it is my OTP, sometimes you gotta try new things. Aah, thank you! ♥ Cash is great 😀 Here’s a snakey boyo just for you! uvu

Gah! Thank you! He’s absolutely gorgeous—I just want to hug him 💜💜