Ooh, boy, I love this! Alright – Swap Papyrus for Canon Grillby, Fell Grillby, and Fell Papyrus (my Spicyhoney thirst will taint everything, I’m sorry).

sesurescue:

bahahaha I love that side of you so it’s okay ❤

Slow Burn: Fell!Pap, just for you 😉 I just realized that I picked a slow burn for this in this one too: https://sesurescue.tumblr.com/post/172434062895/slow-burn-fake-date-enemies-to-lovers-edge So I guess lemme think of something different haha.

Okay, try this one for size. So surface world, monsters find jobs yeah? Swap!Pap finds a perfect job for himself: being a cuddle buddy. It’s literally everything he could want in a job: he can lay down all day, sleep whenever he wants, and just exist while someone cuddles him. 

One day a rough skeleton enters for a cuddle session and gets Swap!Pap. Said rough skeleton–who says his name is edge, which surprisingly fits his look–complains about how his brother made him come and why would he sit around for an hour and do absolutely nothing where there are SO MANY OTHER THINGS he could be doing?! Swap!Pap, already kind of slightly peeved that his relaxing atmosphere is being overrun by this jittery guy, convinces Edge to just try laying down and seeing how it feels, and the strangest thing happens: Edge fucking purrs.

Swap!Pap is smitten by this unexpected cute side of him. Embarrassed, Edge leaves and vows to never return, but ofc he comes back, how else would the slow burn happen? hahaha

Fake Date: Canon Grillby. Okay the BF literally just gave me this idea because he was reminded of an episode of Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures with a similar event lololol.

So imagine, surface world Swap Papyrus goes to Grillby’s restaurant for the first time. I figure the monsters have been on the surface for awhile so it ends up being a pretty nice place, a popular hot spot (heh) for humans that wanna mingle with monsters. Because there’s like zero tables available on this busy fucking friday night, Swap!Pap sits at the bar and orders some sort of drink or beer or something from Grillby, who he finds quiet, yet approachable. 

Enter in a group of humans that go to the bar and find Swap!Pap very very attractive, so they flirt hard. Asking him about his species, what he likes to do, blah blah. Swap!Pap is getting anxious and overwhelmed but of course he didn’t come there with anyone else, so he panics and blurts out the first thing that comes to mind. “i’m here with my fiance!”….while pointing at Grillby. 

Thankfully Grillby has some  experience with this sort of thing and smoothly falls into his role 😉 

Enemies to Lovers: Fell Grillby. I really love writing these guys hating each other omg. But I can’t think of any scenarios wtf….

Okay, let’s try this. Barista/Coffeeshop AU. Swap!Pap goes to get some sweet sweet glucose with some milk one day, so he goes to a coffeeshop, and he meets one of the regular baristas, the tall drink of skeleton, Edge. He’s instantly smitten so he’s trying to flirt with him, getting to know him and shit. Edge is all business and gives him his drink, and Swap!Pap goes to his table to rethink his strategy because he isn’t letting that hot guy walk away. 

While he’s thinking a new guy sits himself down at his table, a large, purple fire elemental who tells him in no uncertain terms that he has a stake on Edge and there’s no way some fucking plain ass skeleton in a hoodie is going to beat him. 

Cue Stretch and Fell!Grillby fighting for Edge’s attention, getting increasingly more weird and invasive about it to the point of both of them playing a boombox loudly on Edge’s front lawn. Now, instead of Edge coming out to yell at them, some new guy appears and tells them that he’s edge’s husband and they’re ‘really being quite loud so if you wouldn’t mind leaving and never coming back, thanks.’ 

They’re both sad and decide to drown their troubles in alcohol, and well, drunken shenanagians ensue.


From this ask meme

Oh my god no, I love these too much.

Seriously! All of these ideas are so adorable–must. not. get. inspiration!

Damn you! I especially love the last one. “Fighting over another person before realising there’s actually some intense sexual chemistry between us” is one of my favourites.

EDIT: And holy shit! How could I forget to mention the professional cuddle buddy? What a pure profession!

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Argent Night – Chapter 5: Fire and Blood | Archive of Our Own

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Summary: Edge’s return home isn’t exactly pleasant, and the vampire continues to surprise him.

Warnings: Mildly graphic depictions of violence (probably not as graphic as the last chapter) and derogatory language.

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So, I wrote Grillby for (I think?) the first time here… he turned into a bit of a maniac. Either way, I was pretty happy with how this chapter turned out. I hope you all enjoy it!

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ansnsjjs ESSSYYYYYYY CONGRATS ON 666 YA DEVIL. CAN I REQUEST 4A FOR SPICYHONEY PLEASE????

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“Now, put out that cancer stick of
yours and come back to bed love, it is way too cold to sleep without you there
to hold onto.”

“heh, yeah all right… let’s skedaddle
back to bed so you don’t have to be so chilled to the bone then.”

HERE YA GO DUCKY BUTT (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SOME SWEET SPICEY BOYS

Also thanks babe! Anyway ah finally done with another one of these, hopefully I will be done with all of them so that they are done and I can cross them from my list that I don’t have but still kinda do pfft xD also I got a tiny bit of a story for this, not just the dialogue up above, but since I am not good at writing properly or fast so will ya all just get a bit of a summary

So for once Stretch didn’t have to force Edge to stop working and go to bed, but instead he ends up been unable to sleep at all while Edge snoozes beside him, so instead of just laying there unable to sleep for hours he decides to get up and take a smoke, stepping outside in the night cold as Edge will be pissed if he smokes inside as Edge does not like the smell of smoke at all, awhile later Edge drowsily wakes up at the lack of his boyfriend next to him, so he gets up wraps a blanket around himself and makes his way to where Stretch is smoking outside, Edge asking if he can’t sleep and they end up talking, Edge ribbing Stretch a bit on the irony on how Stretch is so insistent and stubborn when it comes to Edge sleeping while it comes to Stretch himself he’s such a hypocrite, making Stretch chuckle, Edge then telling Stretch that if there is anything bothering him he can talk to him which Stretch says he knows and will if anything do, he can’t come up with anything which would be troubling him at the moment, he just couldn’t sleep is all, they then talk some more and then just stand there quiet for a bit, until the dialogue that happens above occurs, Stretch blushing a bit at been called love because he’s a closet romantic, and they both head to bed, Stretch saying how Edge in reality just wanted to get his mobile and living heater back into bed which Edge replies with a of course what did you think as they then crawl back into bed and fall asleep almost immediately in one another’s arms.

And that’s all I got ye, onto the pic itself, it turned out pretty good, didn’t get the pose completely right as Edge’s mouth shoulda been more atop Stretch’s nasal bone but now it’s like much lower and on the side of it instead, still looks good though, and Edge’s hand and like arm bothers me too, as I drew the hand without connecting it to the arm and then put the blanket over which makes it look really short, but other than that I really like how this turned out, especially Stretch’s face he looks so tired but really happy and Edge just looks so damn adorable 😀