Tag: shitpost

evilsupplyco:

evilsupplyco:

(while being escorted off of the set of a cooking show) What do you MEAN deadly nightshade isn’t an “allowed ingredient”?

(I unveil my desserts: a gingerbread cookie shaped like each judge.)

(The first chef eyes me with disdain and bites into one.)

(The second chef immediately screams in pain, the third in horror.)

(I am once more escorted out of the competition.)

@odderancy Same though.

@itsladykit Naughty boy. Discipline him.

umMMMM HELLOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I REQUESTED SOMETHING 100000304030 YEARS AGO AND IT HAS NOT BEEN DONE, I GIVE U 2 MINUTES TO FINISH IT OR IM SUING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmmmm you can’t sue me, I’ve got nothin’ 

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But FINE. Here is ur request.

Egglord looked at Startch and thought he was vewwy sexxi. Then he said “U know wot Hunny, u is like, hella fine and hot and u give me the bonurz. Let us engage in sexii intercourse.” And they did. 5ever.

End.

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*bows* Thank you, thank you. NSFW VERY SEXI.

@paintys-actual-art HAPPY?

Stretch and Slim preform a flying nut highfive but instead of a highfive it’s vaginal intercourse.

itsladykit:

itsladykit:

Anon, I’m gonna be real with you. I had no idea what this was and @paintys-actual-art did me a solid and looked it up. There was much debate in chat over this, and @deck-of-dragons has pretty solidly concluded that that seems like a good way to break your dick.

Additionally, that is far too energetic for these boys. Twist is probably the only one crazy enough to go for it, and he wouldn’t be able to find a partner.

A worthy addition to the post.