I’ve been holding onto this idea all year and I’ll be damned if I miss my opportunity to use it.
“so you’re—“
“DEATH.”
“right. of course. i should have guessed.”
“ARE YOU A CLOWN, LAZY-ME?”
Rus turned to display his outfit—which was just his normal clothes but with a bright red clown nose stuck in his nasal aperture. “nah. can’t you tell? i’m a funny bone.”
Papyrus gave him a blank look, then turned to Edge. “AH, YOU LOOK VERY GOOD, EDGY-ME…BUT…WHERE’S YOUR COSTUME?”
“I’m not wearing one.”
“BUT! IT’S A COSTUME PARTY!? YOU CAN’T GO WITHOUT A COSTUME.”
“Watch me.”
Papyrus looked at both of them, shaking his head. “I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN BOTH OF YOU. NEXT YEAR, I AM HELPING YOU BOTH FIND APPROPRIATE COSTUMES.”
“Tha’s what I been tellin’ em!” Twist said, walking into the living room. He was dressed in leather and chains, and he carried a can of gasoline. “It’s a damn shame, is what it is.” He looked at Papyrus, then grinned. “Death?”
Papyrus beamed and struck a pose. “INDEED. ‘TIS I! THAT MOST NOBLE OF SKELETONS—DEATH HIMSELF.” His haughty mein faded and he looked Twist over. “…ARE YOU DRESSED AS EDGY-ME?” Rus snorted at that, and Edge’s scowl deeped.
“Ghost Rider,” Twist said. He hefted the can of gasoline. “Gotta put the finishin’ touch on my costume, then we c’n head out.”
“OKAY…?”
Twist beamed and stepped outside.
Papyrus watched him go. “…HE WON’T…PLEASE TELL ME HE’S NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO SET HIMSELF ON FIRE.”
“dunno.”
“Cash gave even odds. Personally, my money’s on ‘yes’.”
Papyrus looked at both of them, but neither moved. He sighed heavily, and followed Twist outside. “TWISTED-ME? WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT FIRE SAFETY AND TAKING JOKES TOO FAR.”
4: Name one place you want to go and why i’d love to go to either italy or greece 😀 both places look so beautiful and amazing 😍😍😍 and i also spent like two years learning italian XD (i sucked at it but it was very fun) i’d also like to go to america and visit some people there ^u^
5: Name one place you would never want to go to 😇😇😇 i never want to go to where alice is because she succs!! 😡
How do you show affection? :thinking: XD i don’t know? i guess i show it by drawing things for my friends
¯_(ツ)_/¯ i don’t really do it in real life though v_v
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
Rolling his eyelights, Cash raised his hand, and Twist passed him the mug of hot maple syrup.
“Burnt sugar!”
Slim, smiling, held up a hand for his caramel.
“Actual fire!”
Edge, sighing, snatched the sriracha from his hand. “It’s not that hot, you—“
“Bee vomit!”
Rus choked. “what?!?”
Twist passed him the honey. “‘S bee vomit, darlin’.”
“It—it is not.” He looked at the others for confirmation. Slim looked away, and Cash smirked, amused.
Rus covered his earholes. “you guys aren’t ruining this for me. i refuse.”
Twist hung an arm around his shoulders, asking, “Aw, darlin’. Ain’t anyone ever told ya ‘bout the birds an’ the bees?” Edge stood up. “Where’re ya goin’, darlin’?”
“If we’re going to listen to you try to give the Talk, I need significantly more vodka in this.”
“There’s no vodka in—“
“That’s my point. Don’t worry,” he said, addressing the others, “I’ll bring the bottle.”
So I was playing Once Upon a Dream on my flute and then thought of this and laughed so much I couldn’t finish playing:
Cinderella: Twistfell edition
So Twist and Blackberry are both “Cinderella”, living with their evil “stepmother” (or rather, employer/mistress – in the sense of mistress of the house, that is) – Twist Muffet, of course. Perhaps she adopted them from the street as kids after Twist attempted pickpocketing her or similar, realizing they could be useful. Blackberry does the housework while Twist officially works i.e. in the estate’s stables and similar work, though he probably does shadier work on the side.
The king and the oldest-prince-by-adoption has decided to marry off the youngest prince-by-adoption. This is Cash. So they throw a ball to find him a suitable spouse.
Obviously Twist isn’t actually a suitable spouse but the Fairy Godmother – could be Red since he likes taking care of the Papyri plus I think that’d be hilarious – comes and dresses him and Blackberry up as princes and sends them to the ball for the night to “have some fun for once”. Little does they know Red has plans.
Plum sees Twist and decides he looks like the wealthiest person in the room (fooled) and sends Cash to dance with him. Cash hates it at first, of course, but since Twist is such a charmer – and not nearly as formal and uptight as most others – he finds himself falling for the strange, foreign prince. Jackpot, Red thinks for himself as he’s watching from wherever fairy godmothers go when they’re not doing magical social work.
By midnight Blackberry, who has been enjoying the snacktable, just comes and grabs Twist and they run like hell and gets out of there. Cash is very upset because he’s certain his dumb feelings aren’t reciprocated but Plum is angry and decides they shall find this prince. He can’t possibly have gotten that far yet. They remember his golden eyelights.
So he sends Cash and a random duke (who is there to make sure Cash doesn’t just go hang out in the slums instead) out on a mission to check every skeleton in the kingdom for this golden magic.
Muffet hears and knows and she is not happy. Locks Twist in someplace (hello claustrophobia). Blackberry manages to get out, though, and Red comes to help. When Cash and the duke shows up to knock on Muffet’s door she’s super sweet of course and “Oh there’s no skeletons here, Your Highness” but Red makes sure he sees Blackberry (who is looking very frightened so he’ll get suspicious) and Cash’s guards force her to let them in upon which Blackberry takes Cash to where Twist is locked in.
Twist is saved, Red turns them into princes again so Plum and Asriel won’t throw them out, and Cash is furious and has Muffet thrown into the dungeon. For lying to royalty, because it’s probably not life-time on punishing your servants by locking them in somewhere small. Priorities, yanno?
Anyway, Cash now gets to know everything and Twist admits he’s interested in Cash just like Cash is in him and they start dating and eventually marry. Blackberry gets his own herbal garden in the castle and becomes a famous apothecary. Plum and Asriel never knows Twist and Blackberry aren’t very uneducated royalty, but very uneducated commoners.
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