HoneyVenom 1 and 10 SFW, 3 and 5 NSFW >;D

SFW

1. Who cooks?

Razz would cook, but that might be misinterpreted as a sign of actual affection–so normally, he just takes Stretch to a lavish restaurant and pays for dinner. A little further down the line though, he might cook to try and impress Stretch (and absolutely deny that that was what he was trying to do). Deeper into their relationship (if it ever got that far. I don’t normally headcanon that it does, ironically, despite how hard I ship them)–Razz might try to teach Stretch a few kitchen tricks. Because let’s face it. Stretch is rubbish at cooking.

10. Any pets? Or plants?

There’s an ongoing argument between them over whether to get a cat or a dog (Stretch likes cats, Razz likes dogs). Eventually, they reach a grudging compromise, and get a snake. Razz thinks it’s badass, while Stretch just likes sleeping with the noodle wrapped around him. Keep in mind here that I know virtually nothing about snakes. I don’t know if this is something you can do with snakes, but they’re damn skeletons let’s just pretend okay.

NSFW

3. Any kinks they clash on?

At first, yes. The biggest one is Razz’s collaring kink. Coming from a Fell-verse, collaring has a very deep, intimate meaning behind it–particularly when it comes to someone like Stretch, who would be viewed as a monster who needs collaring in Razz’s universe. Razz is anxious to suggest this to Stretch, because of the connotations behind it. And unfortunately…. Stretch is very reluctant to the idea at first. He finds it demeaning. But…..

This is actually going to be a big part of my Honeyvenom fic (somewhere on the horizon), so I’ll keep the rest of it to myself for now 😉

5. Favourite positions?

You know me so well, Fresh.

Razz loves dominating Stretch–so anything that puts him in control is a big yes for him. However, Stretch often finds ways to tease him into semi-submission (Razz technically has control, but Stretch is very good with words and dirty talk, and ultimately gets Razz to fall apart on top of/beneath him). With all else aside though, Razz mostly enjoys having Stretch on his knees (the boy has a bit of a power kink).

Stretch mostly enjoys being on the bottom–and anything goes. He likes to lie back and see what Razz can do, often guiding him through the steps he’s unfamiliar with (Razz is a little less experienced, but Stretch is happy to assist). Straight up missionary is normally a bit too vanilla for Stretch, but unconventional locations (the couch, the kitchen table, pretty much any surface he can convince Razz to fuck him on)–are always acceptable.

Thank you, Fresh! ^^

From this shipping ask meme.

Shipping Headcanons! Send Numbers & Ships!

itsladykit:

nightmarist:

SFW

  1. Who cooks?
  2. Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?
  3. Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?
  4. Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?
  5. Who buys the groceries?
  6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?
  7. Would they go to the beach?
  8. Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?
  9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?
  10. Any pets? Or plants?
  11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?
  12. Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?
  13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?
  14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?
  15. Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

NSFW

  1. How often do they have sex, if at all?
  2. Who brings ideas? Who initiates?
  3. Any kinks they clash on?
  4. Oddest place they’d have sex?
  5. Favourite positions?
  6. Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?
  7. Genital headcanons?
  8. Favourite erogenous zones?
  9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?
  10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?
  11. Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?
  12. How are their afterglows?
  13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?
  14. Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?
  15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

Hit me up—and while you’re at it, go check @cheapbourbon’s blog. They’re answering questions from this and two other ask memes for Spicyhoney, and their headcanons are honestly just the best.

I’ll answer some of these too! ^^ They look like fun. (And definitely check out Bourbon’s. They’re adorable.)

kustard? how do you feel about that ship? :)

Nah / Not really interested / Maybe / Ship it / Aww / OTP / MY HEART

Fuck off, Painty.

While I’m not a fan of Sanscest in general, I think maybe part of the reason I’m so averse to Kustard is because of how popular it is. I’m a little shit who hates jumping on the bandwagon and will probably go out of my way to “dislike” something just because of its popularity. But, in addition to that, I really just don’t see these two working. (I’m really sorry, Kustard lovers!)

UT Sans/US Sans?

Nah / Not really interested / Maybe / Ship it / Aww / OTP / MY HEART

I kind of like the idea of them on paper, but personally, Sanscest doesn’t really interest me much. I think perhaps the only thing that would draw me in, is the fact that it’s a pretty rare pair. But mostly… eh. I’m not too invested in Sanscest.

Mapleketchup and Kedgeup?

Mapleketchup: Nah / Not really interested / Maybe / Ship it / Aww / OTP / MY HEART

I haven’t actually given this ship much consideration, but I’m a sucker for rarepairs, so that’s a strong probably.

Kedgeup: Nah / Not really interested / Maybe / Ship it / Aww / OTP / MY HEART

I love Kedgeup. Especially when Sans is able to fluster a tsundere Edgelord. Yes please.