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1. What’s their first time like?

Red is a little anxious about delving into the sexual side of the relationship, but Papyrus provides a lot of reassurance, praise, and comfort. Their first time is actually pretty vanilla, since they’re both sort of testing the waters with each other. But following their first few experiences, Red feels a little more confident confessing a few of his deeper kinks to Papyrus.

20. Do they have a dynamic (dom/sub) or are they versatile?

With these two, I’m actually not very set on a particular dynamic. I’d say they switch it around a lot. Papyrus would likely end up as the more dominant partner most of the time, but Red is still a very active participant, even when he’s subbing. Papyrus mostly ends up falling into the role of the dom because he’s a bit more secure about sex in general, and Red doesn’t mind this. He likes being in control every now and then, but he also finds it relaxing putting his trust in Papyrus to take care of him.

25. Something they tried and won’t do again?

Nothing extreme, but Red isn’t very comfortable using his pussy. It’s not actually bred out of any past trauma or anything of the like, it’s just something he and Papyrus tried out once that just…. didn’t really click for him. He might be willing to give it a go at some point in the future when he’s a little more secure about his sexual abilities and body in general, but typically, he tends to use his cock (or other more creative forms of genitalia when he’s settled into the relationship a bit more).

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2. Who usually initiates things?

They’re both fairly balanced when it comes to initiating things. Usually, it’s simultaneous. They’ll be doing something completely mundane, when one of them sort of says “hey man, wanna fuck?” It’s more of a relaxation technique for them. There’s not much build up.

4. Who is louder/noisier?

Stretch will forever be my noisy boy. Both with dirty talk and cries of passion. Sans is actually pretty quiet, even when he’s extremely into it. He usually only tends to let the dirty talk flow if Stretch is performing oral. It’s a favourite of theirs.

5. Who is more sensitive?

They’re both pretty sensitive, but Stretch is just a smidgen above Sans. It’s very easy to get him worked up, even if it’s just over a few light touches. Neither of them tend to last very long though–due to both their lack of stamina and sensitivity.

10. Who is more likely to tickle their partner?

It’s a joint effort. It can even be a form of foreplay for them. They sort of try to goad each other into initiating the first form of sexual contact–tickling is one of their favourite tactics. (Stretch is probably more sensitive when it comes to tickling though–and Sans takes full advantage of that.)

26. What would each member say their favourite thing about the other is?

Stretch would say Sans’ dick.

Sans would say Stretch’s mouth.

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1. What was their first time like?

Stretch was very nervous, but Papyrus quickly adopted a more dominant role and completely doted on him. I also really like sadist Papyrus, but I think he’d save that for a little deeper into their relationship. He is very good at taking care of his partners though, and he’s quick to dispel Stretch’s misgivings. Lots of praise and cherishing.

2. Who usually initiates things?

Papyrus likes getting Stretch to initiate things, because it assures him of Stretch’s desire to want to engage in sex–Papyrus isn’t always so good at picking up subtler cues. Strangely, Stretch feels the same way–although in his case, it’s more out of personal insecurities. He likes feeling wanted, so when his partner initiates sex, it provides him with that extra bit of validation. However, Papyrus manages to build Stretch’s confidence up enough that he’s a little less anxious about initiating sex.

3. How often do they have sex?

Only a couple of times a week. Papyrus’ sex drive isn’t quite as high as Stretch’s, so a lot of them time, he’ll pleasure Stretch without expecting reciprocation. This is a bit of a source of conflict in their relationship, because it contributes to Stretch’s insecurities about “does he actually want me?”

Further down the line though, once they start experimenting in sadism/masochism, Papyrus is a lot more enthusiastic about sex. And he takes very good care of Stretch as his submissive. This brings a little more stability to their relationship.

13. Do they have sexual nicknames or titles?

Generally, nothing beyond Stretch’s “Papy” or “Pap”. But if they’re roleplaying during their BDSM sessions, Papyrus sometimes likes it when Stretch refers to him as ‘master’. And in turn, he might refer to Stretch as ‘pet’.

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9. Who’s best at oral sex/oral headcanons?

Slim gives great oral. Despite leaning towards a more submissive role, one situation that he enjoys being more dominant in is when there’s oral involved. He loves doting on Edge and getting him to be a bit more vocal.

Oral isn’t actually something Edge is often inclined to performing, unless he’s preparing Slim for penetration or something of the like. One scenario that he does like performing oral in though, is when Slim is having one of his ‘down days’. Edge likes that he can take his time and be gentle with Slim. It’s very effective.

12. Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?

Both of them actually tend to be pretty quiet during sex. Edge is probably the more vocal one when it comes down to it, but this seldom extends beyond praise, which he likes to whisper to Slim. Making Slim feel safe and loved is something of a speciality for Edge.

14. Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating?

Both of them are fairly discrete, but if Slim thinks Edge isn’t around, he’s more likely to become vocal–and hence, get caught (assuming Edge is actually around). He would likely be flustered at being discovered, but Edge would likely encourage him to continue–with him watching, of course. It would be a good opportunity for Edge to build Slim’s self-esteem a bit, and Edge would take full advantage of it.

16. Who usually cums first?

Slim normally comes first at Edge’s guidance. Their roles aren’t fixed, but 95% of the time, Edge will dom and Slim will sub. As such, Edge takes Slim’s pleasure into his own hands and builds him up mentally and emotionally, while breaking him down physically. It makes for some very intense orgasms on Slim’s part, and Edge is never far behind.

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2. Who usually initiates things?

Rus is a bit insecure, and likes it when Edge initiates things, because it makes him feel wanted. He tends to drop hints until Edge realises he wants sex–then Edge will technically initiate it.

3. How often do they have sex?

Almost every day, if they can. Edge actually needs the constant sex as an outlet for any pent up magical energy that his LV builds up. Rus certainly isn’t complaining.

25. Something they tried and won’t do again?

Nothing they’ve actually tried, but Edge really likes the idea of petplay–and particularly, collaring Rus. He’s never suggested it though, since it’s something he’s a little ashamed of, given the meaning behind collars in his universe. It’s definitely something he thinks about a lot though. The idea of being able to collar Rus is very appealing to him, as it would provide him with that comfort that Rus was safe and under his protection.

27. Any headcanons not touched on?

Fun little fact about Rus: He’s pretty insecure about his ability to please his partners–which makes him an excellent lover. He always tries to get his partners to come before he does. Edge figures this out pretty quickly and makes it his mission to try and get Rus to relax. It’s part of why Edge likes taking on a more dominant role with them. He wants Rus to feel good about himself, so he dotes on him and makes him feel cherished. Making Rus fall apart (and when Rus is falling apart–you can be sure he’ll be vocal about it) is a huge turn-on for Edge.

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8. Favourite position to have sex?

Edge: He likes riding his partners, or being on top for doggy. Anything that puts him in control is a go-to, honestly.

Rus: Similar to Edge, Rus likes riding (cowgirl). His favourite thing to do though is oral–especially when he’s the one giving it. And if his partners become a bit more dominant during the encounter, then all for the better.

Slim: Being submissive is a lot easier for him emotionally, and he tends to enjoy bottoming more as well. He finds it the most pleasurable when his legs are over his partner’s shoulders. If he’s in a dominant mood though (which is rare), then he’ll switch this around and watch his partner’s face as they fall apart (a favourite when it comes to Cash).

Cash: He’s more comfortable being top and dominant at first, but once he gives something more submissive a try, he finds he really enjoys being able to give up control (this only works once he’s built trust with his partners though).

Twist: Amazon press. When he’s the dom. (And especially when Cash is the sub). He loves taking control of his partners’ pleasure and seeing them fall apart. He doesn’t like to limit himself though, so he’ll often play a more submissive role if it’s what his partners want (this is especially true of Edge). In that case, he likes cowgirl. (Seeing his partner’s face is a must).

12. Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?

Rus is very good at dirty talk, and so is Twist. Although Twist’s dirty talk tends to last longer. Rus’s eventually devolves into whining and screaming. He’s a vocal boi.

Both of them love using dirty talk on Edge and Cash, who both get flustered very easily by it (especially Cash). And when it comes to Slim, they’re all pretty heavy on the praise. It’s hard not to be. He’s such a good boy.

25. Something they tried and won’t do again?

(In reference to this ask, sort of)–Twist and Cash gave master/slave play a try once. Twist just… couldn’t do it. It put him in a very bad mental place.

Cash might be able to convince Rus to try it with him, but none of the others would. And it’s not quite as satisfying with Rus, because he’s not as dominant with him as Cash would like him to be.

I imagine Twist would also have given a few of the stranger kinks a go at least once–with as many of his partners as he could convince to join him. Rus might try some of the more unusual stuff a second time, but none of them can really keep up with Twist. ~~Edge drew the line at “multiple variations of detached genitalia going at once” and now refuses to join Twist whenever he says ‘he has an idea’.~~

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13. Do they have sexual nicknames or titles?

Twist has a whole vocabulary of nicknames that tend to spill from his mouth when he’s with Cash. ‘Patches, Precious, Sweetheart, Love’. Most of them are surprisingly sweet. He tends to lose coherency when he reaches a certain point though–and then it just becomes a whole lot of vulgarity.

Cash gets embarrassed enough when Twist uses nicknames for him, so the furthest he’ll go is “twisted” (and maybe “asshole”).

14. Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating?

Oh geez. I kind of love this question. Mostly because Twist would most definitely be “caught”–but only due to his lack of subtlety. And he wouldn’t even consider it “being caught”. It would sort of be a “Oh hey Patches I got bored. Wanna help?” situation.

18. What are their safewords?

(Crap I’m so bad at coming up with safewords.) Uh….. Cash’s is ‘pirate’, Twist’s is ‘parrot’.

21. What roleplay scenarios do they have/want?

Cash is very vanilla initially, and any sort of roleplay is wasted on him. Once he settles into their dynamic a bit though, he likes playing a very submissive role, where he can lie back and trust Twist entirely (this might include petplay, or even some light bdsm). Cash would like to try a sort of master/slave scenario (as a sort of cathartic thing), but for obvious reasons, Twist detests this idea.

26. What would each member say their favourite thing about the other is?

Twist would say that he likes everything about Cash. He likes having someone around who gives him a reaction when he acts like a bit of an idiot, while simultaneously encouraging said idiotic behaviour. He also likes having someone who needs him. He likes that Cash doesn’t really give a fuck about anything, while simultaneously (and secretly) giving a fuck about everything. He likes it when he manages to coax a rare smile (or even rarer laugh) out of Cash.

Cash would say he likes Twist’s massive dick.

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1. What was their first time like?

I have so many different AUs and long fics in my head for these two, that it’s very difficult to pinpoint an exact “first time” I have for them. I’ll do two sets here: the friends with benefits version and the romantic slow burn version.

FWB: Their first time was pretty emotionless. Probably quite rough too. The focus was more on letting off some steam than expressing any sort of affection for each other.

RSB: Their first time would have been full of deep passion and emotion. There would be a lot of affection and praise involved. I imagine it would occur at one of those “I really need you right now” moments, where they just give in. Knowing me, it would probably be hurt/comfort sex. (To be honest though, I seldom go down this route.)

4. Who is louder/noisier?

Rus. Hands down. Edge is more quiet grunts and moans, while Rus will outright scream and wail if he’s into it. Rus is also very heavy on praise and dirty talk.

6. What’s foreplay often like?

At the beginning of their relationship, there isn’t much foreplay. Sex is a very spur of the moment sort of thing for them. The foreplay is mostly heavy flirting and maybe a bit of kissing and touching.

Later in their relationship, sex is often something they do out of a need for comfort. Edge might arrive home late after work, exhausted and stressed, and after a bit of comfort cuddling, Rus will ~~take~~ get the edge off. (amirite?)

Their foreplay is mostly very soft and gentle. A lot of sensual touches and light kisses and whispers of adoration.

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What was their first time like?
Who usually initiates things?
How often do they have sex?
Who is louder/noisier?
Who is more sensitive?
What’s foreplay often like?
Favorite place to have sex?
Favorite position to have sex?
Who’s best at oral sex/oral headcanons?
Who’s more likely to tickle their partner?
Who’s more romantically sexual?
Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?
Do they have sexual nicknames or titles?
Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating?
Who looks at porn more/porn headcanons?
Who usually cums first?
How long can they go?
What are their safewords?
Any routines?
Do they have a dynamic (Dom/sub) or are they versatile?
What roleplay scenarios do they have/want?
What sextoys do they use?
Who, if anyone, would they most likely bring in to join them?
Shared kinks/fetishes?
Something they tried and won’t do again?
What would each member say their favorite thing about the other(s) is?
Any headcanons not touched on?

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4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

Given his history with sex, Cash isn’t actually awfully fond of unconventional locations (he’s had to make do with back-alleys and bathrooms and the desks of his ‘clients’ far too many times in the past for them to be considered “sexy” to him anymore). Rus likes to tease him a lot though (even in public), so Cash sometimes has difficulty restraining himself.

If “feeling each other up” counts as sex, then the oddest place is probably Edge’s dining room table. Or… beneath it, rather. During dinner. (Edge was less than pleased).

5. Favourite positions?

Rus loves riding Cash. Seeing him slowly losing control and being able to break through Cash’s reserved side is something Rus thoroughly enjoys. Every now and then though, he likes relinquishing control and just let Cash take care of him while he lies back. (That’s normally for ‘bad days’ though.)

Cash is more comfortable being on top. Truthfully, missionary is probably what he finds easiest, at first. Rus introduces him to a few more adventurous positions as the trust between them grows stronger, and eventually, Cash takes quite a liking to doggy (when he’s topping). It puts him in a place where he has almost utter control over the situation, while also allowing him that closeness he really enjoys with Rus. (And Cash isn’t overly fond of eye contact during sex. He gets embarrassed.)

10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

Cash always comes first. For one, he doesn’t have much stamina (or at least, he’s never been pleasured well enough to have learnt the art of holding himself back)–but Rus is also very attentive. He always makes sure his partners come before he does, and as such, he’s always the last to orgasm. He’s very good at holding himself back. He gets anxious and embarrassed if he finishes first.

On top of that, he’ll probably make Cash come more than once–just to be safe. He doesn’t like feeling inadequate, and pleasuring his partners to the extent of his ability is essential to him. Sometimes he overwhelms Cash a bit, but this is mostly just because Cash has never really been with anyone prior to Rus who’s bothered taking such good care of him (except maybe Grillby, but that was mostly rough and unforgiving–the focus wasn’t so much on pleasure as it was on ‘claiming’.)

And Rus only ends up unfinished very occasionally. If this is the case, it’s normally because he’s been having a particularly shoddy day, and is mostly pleasuring Cash to make himself feel better (about himself). If this happens, he might not finish himself, just because of the anxiety and self-doubt stewing inside him. Most of the time though, seeing Cash in the throes of his bliss is enough for Rus.

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