Chapter title: Lucky Thirteen
Summary:
It is the law that a monster cannot take a lover who is not their Soulmate. Doing so is an unspeakable crime against the will of the Fates. Those who commit this crime are marked Unfaithful—the greatest shame a monster can endure.Truth be told, Rus had never been a monster of great faith.
Ships: Spicyhoney, (a couple more in future chapters)
Tags: (Dystopian) Soulmate AU, Discrimination, Sex work, Fell/Tale-verse dynamics, NSFW, Explicit sexual content, LV issues, Illegal relationship/Forbidden love
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Hey guys, first chapter of the Soulmate fic ^_^ It’s NSFW, so watch your step. Hope you enjoy!
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Tag: scheduled reblog
Bonechelor Truth or Dare!
Hey guys! So for the next round of the Bonechelor, I was thinking of doing a bit of truth or dare (a classic favourite of mine).
So please feel free to send in some truths or dares—with or without a character (and I might alter them slightly depending on how well they fit into the chapter). You may send in as many as you wish!
I’ll also mention that ALL truths and dares must involve our beloved bachelor to some degree. So either the truths/dares will be directed at Cash–or, if they’re directed at someone else, they must involve Cash. Hope that makes sense!
Thank you, everyone!
(Also, I posted the Round 2 Bone Ceremony a few hours ago–just in case you missed it!)
Argent Night – Chapter 2 | Archive of Our Own
Summary:
Edge strikes a dangerous deal, and sets out on a perilous quest…
Warnings:
Mildly graphic violence, derogatory language (in reference to sex workers), poisoning.
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No more little Edgelord, I’m sorry! Just sexy grown up Edgelord. He’s… not the nicest person, so please take note of the warnings. We’re also introduced to a new character in this chapter.
Edge is not entirely pleased.
Argent Night – Chapter 1 | Archive of Our Own
Summary: “vampires are ruthless creatures. their souls are dead. they lost all compassion the day they were turned. there’s nothing left in ‘em but bloodlust. don’t show mercy or kindness, ‘cause they don’t understand what those things mean. they’re barbarians, and it’s our job to eradicate them from the world.”
Since his childhood, Edge has dreamed of becoming a prodigious vampire hunter like his brother. But with the King’s new laws against hunting, not even all the training in the world can prepare him for the troubles to come. And perhaps vampires aren’t the world’s only demons.
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Warning: While not quite a ‘dark-fic’, this story will contain some disturbing themes pertaining to non-con, prostitution, and violence. Detailed warnings will be in the chapter notes, and tags may be updated.
Relationship: Papyrus/Papyrus (Spicyhoney)
Tags: Vampire AU, Medieval AU, Angst, Violence, Prostitution (Not central to the story but it is present throughout), Hurt/Comfort, Mentions of Death, Rape/Non-con Elements, Mild Blood, Dehumanisation, Derogatory Language, Brothels
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This fic has been in the works for quite some time. Please be sure to read the warnings before proceeding, as it will contain some dark themes. Specific triggers will be located in the notes of each chapter, but the ones featured in the tags will be present throughout the fic.
This is honestly just some self-indulgent Spicyhoney vampire shit that my imagination ran away with a bit. I hope you all enjoy it!
Vampire Fic Announcement!
Hey everyone! I’m very excited to announce that I’m going to start posting the vampire fic I promised to write (a long time ago), within the next few days!
I did a poll on it a decent month ago. I promise I didn’t forget!This is just a short teaser – it doesn’t contain any spoilers for the actual fic, so don’t worry! Hopefully it will give you all a basic idea of the format the fic will take. I’m very excited to start posting it, as it’s been in the works for quite a while.
Tags: Vampire AU, Spicyhoney, Medieval AU (sort of?)
No warnings necessary here, but the actual fic will definitely contain some heavy themes. I hope you enjoy this little drabble!
I call it Night Terror.
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What type of multi-chapter fic would you like to see next?
Hey everyone! I hope you don’t mind me doing this, but I’m struggling a little to focus on my longer fics at the moment. I have a pretty short attention span and I’m very easily distracted, so I keep jumping between them. I was hoping you guys could help me out and tell me what you’d most like to see in the (hopefully not too distant) future! It might help me focus my attention a little more.
I’ve created a poll HERE.
Here’s a basic rundown of the options:
Vampire AU: Loosely based on the two drabbles I wrote for my 100 follower celebration. (x and x) It will be Spicyhoney (but I’m sure most of you knew that) and will likely involve a certain degree of angst (and potentially violence as well, just given the nature of the AU).
Medieval AU: Based on the angsty one shot I wrote recently (x). This one will DEFINITELY have serious angst in it, and may potentially contain some disturbing themes pertaining to rape and domestic violence (possibly).
Detective AU: Not really a detective AU. This one is actually based on an incredible one-shot @itsladykit wrote a while ago (x) (and I mean a while ago. I’ve been meaning to do this for months, but as I say, my attention span is pretty limited.) It probably wouldn’t be super long, but it would involve Edgepuff (most likely platonic) with police officer Papyrus. And, yup. You guessed it–angst.
Amnesia Fic: I’ve been mulling this idea over for a while. Basically, it involves a Reset in which someone loses their memory of a long-established relationship (e.g. Stretch loses all memories of being in a relationship with Edge), and they are forced to start from scratch (with one of them retaining their memories. Basically, intense heartbreak). In my head, the ship for this one was Spicyhoney, but I’d be more than happy to branch out and write something else for a change! (It’s probably about damn time.)
HellaAngsty Slow-burn: Uh, to be honest, I don’t really know how to describe this one. It’s been in the works for ages, I’ve just never gotten around to properly fleshing it out. It basically involves Spicyhoney, along with a lot of other unnecessary self-indulgent ships thrown in for good measure. It’s sort of an Underfell (with a bit of Swapfell) fic, with a lot of world-building, VERY heavy angst, and disturbing themes.Yeah. The running theme here seems to be angst. If you’re following me though, I’m sure you don’t mind. You’re probably used to it.
I’d really appreciate the feedback from you all, since knowing what you guys want will probably help me focus a bit more on one fic instead of just jumping between them and never making any real progress. And if you have any additional ideas to contribute to these, please don’t hesitate to tell me. I’d love to hear them. Thanks! ❤

Currently, it seems it will either be the vampire AU or the amnesia fic. I’ll be leaving this open for about another day though, so it could change!
What type of multi-chapter fic would you like to see next?
Hey everyone! I hope you don’t mind me doing this, but I’m struggling a little to focus on my longer fics at the moment. I have a pretty short attention span and I’m very easily distracted, so I keep jumping between them. I was hoping you guys could help me out and tell me what you’d most like to see in the (hopefully not too distant) future! It might help me focus my attention a little more.
I’ve created a poll HERE.
Here’s a basic rundown of the options:
Vampire AU: Loosely based on the two drabbles I wrote for my 100 follower celebration. (x and x) It will be Spicyhoney (but I’m sure most of you knew that) and will likely involve a certain degree of angst (and potentially violence as well, just given the nature of the AU).
Medieval AU: Based on the angsty one shot I wrote recently (x). This one will DEFINITELY have serious angst in it, and may potentially contain some disturbing themes pertaining to rape and domestic violence (possibly).
Detective AU: Not really a detective AU. This one is actually based on an incredible one-shot @itsladykit wrote a while ago (x) (and I mean a while ago. I’ve been meaning to do this for months, but as I say, my attention span is pretty limited.) It probably wouldn’t be super long, but it would involve Edgepuff (most likely platonic) with police officer Papyrus. And, yup. You guessed it–angst.
Amnesia Fic: I’ve been mulling this idea over for a while. Basically, it involves a Reset in which someone loses their memory of a long-established relationship (e.g. Stretch loses all memories of being in a relationship with Edge), and they are forced to start from scratch (with one of them retaining their memories. Basically, intense heartbreak). In my head, the ship for this one was Spicyhoney, but I’d be more than happy to branch out and write something else for a change! (It’s probably about damn time.)
HellaAngsty Slow-burn: Uh, to be honest, I don’t really know how to describe this one. It’s been in the works for ages, I’ve just never gotten around to properly fleshing it out. It basically involves Spicyhoney, along with a lot of other unnecessary self-indulgent ships thrown in for good measure. It’s sort of an Underfell (with a bit of Swapfell) fic, with a lot of world-building, VERY heavy angst, and disturbing themes.Yeah. The running theme here seems to be angst. If you’re following me though, I’m sure you don’t mind. You’re probably used to it.
I’d really appreciate the feedback from you all, since knowing what you guys want will probably help me focus a bit more on one fic instead of just jumping between them and never making any real progress. And if you have any additional ideas to contribute to these, please don’t hesitate to tell me. I’d love to hear them. Thanks! ❤
i dare you to write super angst, angst gone too far, ANGST THAT’S BEYOND THE LIMIT OF WHATS OKAY
I’m not sure I quite made it beyond that limit, but I may have gotten pretty close. And now you’re NOT allowed to get mad at me for stabbing you in the heart – you asked me to do it!
So here. Have some Spicyhoney Medieval AU angst (and of course, a hint of fluff). I’m a sucker for this trope, so I apologise for the self-indulgence.
(There are about a hundred other things I should be working on, but I just had to write this. Damn, if I don’t love a good old fashioned (hehe) Medieval AU.)
Also on AO3 if you prefer that.
how gay is spicyhoney
Happy (late) New Year, everyone! I know I made a post about this already, but thank you again for all the kindness and support! I’m really looking forward to writing more trash in 2018.
And the answer to your question, @paintyartz. This gay:
Sup ali (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) first just want to say thank you for almost always reblogging my stuff, it makes me so happy when you do and also that you are awesome and your writing so good, gonna try to read more of it soon, congrats on the followers u deserve them and more! for the drabble request thing, could i maybe get some HoneyKetchup in either 50, 24 or 38? wants it to be funny, fluffy, and them been just joking dorks, nsfw is ok but not a must and i’m a sucker for sleepy cuddles :D hope this is ok
Aww thank you! I’m always happy to see your wonderful art on my dash – you and I share a mutual love of Swap Papy. I went with 24 for this one (even though I actually got another request for it as well) because damn, I’m a sucker for sleepy cuddles as well. I honestly might come back and do the other ones another time though because I can see them being really cute for this pair as well!
Anyway, I’ll stop rambling. I hope you enjoy this!
Warning for mild sexual content and really bad puns.