I need a SpiceyHoney story that goes from them in a very happy, ‘satisfied by life’ relationship to ‘suddenly Razz decides he is taking Stretch’ thing Bc the SFverse suddenly appears and has no chill (tho they attempt diplomacy)
Gah! Sora. That’s it. It’s decided. You’re a mind reader. I have literally been churning an idea over in my head for so long that’s very similar to this. I, of course, am always down for some good Spicyhoney. But I need to find a way to fit Razz into the dynamic somehow (preferably as a villain turned lover?). Damn you.
And damn you too, @itsladykit. I saw your tags. This hivemind bullshit needs to end.
I saw those tags too @itsladykit. Don’t worry – I’m already in a challenge with you (minor if that), so don’t think of it as a challenge. Think of it as…
An opportunity.
Imagine:
A SpicyHoney story. Very slice-of-life; much hugs, very ‘you’re such a git’ and ‘no you are a git’ sort of committed relationship hugs on the couch and living together-esque things.
Underfell and Underswap (and optionally Undertale and others) have been connected for a long time, long enough at least for everyone to become very friendly with one another, to lay down their guard and even form healthy, romantic, co-dependent relationships.
It’s the best of situations.
One day, a new portal location becomes active. Used to happen a lot, hasn’t happened for a while. No biggie – people get assembled to cordially meet with the newcomers (the ‘delegation’ they send, which is almost always the two skeleton brothers, outlined in a shared, electronic message sent to new portal locations). Possibly all, but at least several of the main skeleton cast are present for the arrival and welcoming of the Swapfell brothers.
The attitude, relationship-with-Razz, and bearing of the SF Papyrus aside…
Razz is a git.
And wow everyone is as polite and pleasant and legit kind to him as possible. But
wow
Hate that guy. Please let him leave soon and be one of the types who isn’t much interested in inter-dimensional travel/communication. Never-want-to-see-him-again type of skeleton.
Pretty much all of the skeletons feel this way about Razz.
Edge and Stretch, however, get to have a special, additional dislike for him, in the delightful form of Razz’s subtle yet repeated comments regarding Stretch and Edge.
Razz makes a point to say how Stretch ‘measures up’ against Slim, using language that is demeaning, rude, and obviously considers what little he’s seen of Taleverse to be ‘beneath’ him or ‘substandard.’ Stretch is clearly uncomfortable around Razz (all of them are, but with Razz more frequently citing things he’s noticed about Stretch, it makes him feel like Razz is singling him out.
He is.)
Edge of course bristles early and eventually becomes very curt with Razz as his lover/mate/boyfriend/husband is spoken to coarsely and with little respect. Razz is dismissive of Edge’s disapproval and shows little sign of considering Edge or the other UF monsters to be much of a threat.
They leave, everybody settles down. People (Stretch) talk Edge down from his (understandably) angry mindset. While the SFs are given an open invitation to return, it is made clear they expect an announcement ahead of time so they can ‘prepare’ for their arrival, but they are not denied future visits or conversation.
They leave.
They come back say, a week (or a day) later. Who arrives will depend on Slim’s attitude and relationship with Razz. If it is a hesitant, fearful, cowed yet obedient Slim, he’ll arrive as a messenger and be sent on his way after the scene. Otherwise it could be an entirely different SF monster, or Razz himself.
Regardless of specifics, the situation now stands that Razz has suddenly decided he is interested in pursuing a romantic or other relationship with Stretch, and requests his presence (or at least response).
Now, Razz has been informed (curtly. By Edge) that Stretch is in a committed, long-term relationship with Edge.
Razz doesn’t give a flying frick.
Obviously this creates some discord amongst the skeletons, not only Stretch and Edge. They calm down whomever gets super angry about this, and manage a civilized response declining the request and explaining very patiently (and diplomatically) that Stretch is in a relationship and is not interested.
Razz doesn’t take “no” for an answer.
Now, the exact reason Razz wants Stretch can be up for debate. It could be a misplaced attraction toward the embodiment of what his own brother could have been but failed to be due to their harsh world, it could be that Razz legitimately is that much of a git and has seen something he wants and has decided to take what ‘rightfully belongs to him’ (given a worldview of those who are strong can take what they want). It could be that any sort of romantic interest was misconstrued by the other skeletons and Razz intends on harboring Stretch as a pet.
Regardless of his exact intentions, Razz turns out to be very powerful, very influential, and very capable of getting what he wants.
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Hm guess that’s all I have (for now)
[the Razz I’m imagining is a mix – a bit of Lady_Kit’s headcanon for him but significantly much the attitude of PorterHawk96′s “Forlorn Hope” Razz]
If I ever decided to write something for this, it would probably be a very long, very difficult road (for both myself, and for the characters). The ideas that I’ve already been running with stray a bit more down the path of sexual slavery, and the contrast between Tale-verses and Fell-verses.
If anyone else were to write anything for this idea, be it Kit or Askellie (anyone, seriously), I’d be completely there for it. And definitely not just because of my unhealthy thirst for toxic honeyvenom cough.





