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Hey everyone! Here are the prompts I’ve written up for my drabble event! I’ve tried to round them out a bit, but honestly, most of these are just charged with sexual tension.

Please feel free to start sending your requests through my ask box with a number from this list, and the ship (or platonic ship) you’d like to see! Thanks, everyone!

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1. “If I can’t have you, no
   one can.”
2. “You always were a
   terrible liar.”
3. “Murdering you wouldn’t be
   a crime, it would be community service.”
4. “If life has taught me one
   thing, it’s never to trust someone with that look on their face.”
5. “If I die today, it had
   better not be with your hand in my pants.”
6. “Not to get all mushy, but
   I get really turned on when you do that.”
7. “90% of my important
   decisions have been made out of spite.”
8. “If keeping my sanity was
   my goal, then I made a very poor choice coming here with you.”
9. “The last time someone
   looked at me like that, I was in a far more horizontal position.”
10. “You were my first.”
11. “I trust you with my life.” “Really? I wouldn’t trust you with mine in a game of laser tag.”
12. “I can’t remember the last time someone said something like
    that to me, but I’m pretty sure it was in a strip club.”
13. “If you die, I’ll kill you.”
14. “I lied. I hate this movie.”
15. “Who do I have to sleep with to get some food right now?…..
    No, not you.”
16. “I never thought I’d say this, but I really hope I’m not about
    to get laid.”
17. “If you wanted ice cream, you should have said so when we were
    at the ice cream parlour ten minutes ago!”
18. “I would say I’m immune to your charms, but honestly, you have
    none.”
19. “I’m not sure I’m ready for this kind of commitment.”
20. “I’m not accustomed to this level of affection.” “I literally just asked if you wanted a
    glass of water.”
21. “Your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner must be wondering where you
    are.”
22. “I never was good at keeping secrets.”
23. “As much as I enjoy your company, I think I’d rather be burned
    alive.”
24. “Ah. There seems to be only one bed…” (my favourite cliché honestly)
25. “I know we just met, but can you kiss me real quick?”
26. “Wow. You’re a lot more attractive in person.”
27. “Do you, uh, need a hug or whatever?”
28. “Be honest, do you like me?” “We’re married.”
29. “Who hurt you? Tell me who it was.”
30. “I’m too sober for this.”
31. “It wouldn’t hurt so much if you stopped wriggling!”
32. “We broke up three years ago.” “No, I dumped you three years ago.”
33. “I have a confession to make.”
34. “Fine. I’ll help you. But I want something in return.”
35. “I did all of this for you.”
36. “Hey… can you come bail me out?”
37. “Ugh, you’re doing it wrong—here, let me show you.”
38. “I am NOT wearing that.”
39. “Choose your next words carefully. VERY carefully.”
40. “Come on, don’t you trust me?” “I literally just met you.”
41. “What are the odds of us meeting at a place like this?”
42. “I adopted a stray kitten……….s.”
43. “I love the sound of your voice.”
44. “Kiss me in front of him/her/them—it’ll be scandalous!”
45. “If I have to carry you, so help me, I will!”
46. “Is there a problem, officer?”
47. “You look a lot like my boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.” “How long have you been dating?” “If
    tonight goes well, one night.”
48. “I don’t have anything to wear.” “Just borrow something of mine.”
49. “Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see—oh
    shit, it’s a knife.”
50. “This is the gayest thing I’ve ever done.” “I thought I was the gayest thing you’d
    ever done.”