13 with Edge and Cash, if you like that idea? ^_^

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*this scenario was sorta inspired by comments from the last Puppymoney ask (I hope that’s okay)

Cash had been determinedly looking for the flower shopkeeper, whom had previously disappeared abruptly without a proper goodbye, haphazardly getting into trouble with the law as well as some dangerous people. After a close encounter on his safety he luckily gets swept up in a cop raid, and turns out the person leading their op was Edge. He pretends to have arrested everyone at the scene but secretly lets Cash go, but not before giving him a stern talk, knowing he’s acting on his heart and the endeavour was costing him too much.

The theme here is Detective AU and I rolled for a random scenario and got “secret relationship” :^)

(from this meme)

Aaaah! I love this idea so much. There’s so much potential for various subplots that can branch off from this. Not least of all Pup’s side of things. What has he been up to? Does he know that Cash is looking for him? *_* Potential for angst and dramatic reunions. And Papcest OT3 hnnnng.

Also just look at how sexy this is. Edge suits the morally rigid (not really) detective role so well. (He looks so fucking good in that outfit). And my god. Cash looks beaten down–but you can see the defiance in him. He’s totally going to pull this shit again. I love the added touch of the electronic collar and handcuffs as well.

Thank you so much for this. I love it!

itsladykit:

Menagerie

For @sincognito who dumped some beautiful Puppymoney headcanons on me, and I ran with them.

Tags—brief mention of minor animal injury

Pairing: Puppymoney

Slim froze when he entered the apartment, pressing his back against the door. Cash’s brow-bone raised. “evening, love,” he said, wondering what had Slim so off-balance.

He opened his mouth, but nothing came out. Instead, he raised a hand and forced a smile, sidling along the wall. Cash watched him go, brow-bone rising higher when he heard a soft sound. “…did you just quack?”

Slim opened his mouth, blushing. Apparently still unable to find the words, he shut his mouth and shrugged. With a sigh, Cash set the kittens currently sleeping in his lap down. They stirred briefly, then tumbled together into sleep once more. It was a welcome relief—they’d been play-fighting all afternoon. Walking over to Slim, Cash looked down at him, resting an arm above Slim’s head. Slim winced, but the murmuring quacks became more audible up close. “love,” Cash asked, “are you trying to smuggle a duck into our apartment?”

“…maybe?”

The duck quacked more loudly. With a sigh, Cash lifted Slim’s hoodie, eyeing the duckling resting in the cradle of Slim’s pelvis. Blankets and torn slips of paper were crafted into a crude nest in his pelvic cradle, and the duckling was nestled snugly inside, feathers fluffed. “maybe?”

Slim squirmed. “there was a fishing hook in her foot. took her to the vet to get it out, but she needs to be watched.” He reached into his abdominal cavity and lifted the duck delicately. “doc said she seemed too tame to be wild. probably abandoned after she stopped being so little and cute.” Indeed, her mottled look—a mix of baby and adult feathers—was not exactly cute. Cash sighed, and Slim rushed to say, “i’ll find a shelter for her. but…you know. might take a couple days.”

“slim. love. we have a dog. two dogs, in fact. and four kittens. and a box turtle. our apartment may be very spacious and accommodating, but it isn’t that accommodating.”

“just a few days?”

Shutting his sockets, Cash sighed before looking at the duckling. “where’s it going to stay?”

Sensing weakness, Slim smiled broadly. “she can stay in the bathroom. we can fill the tub with water and leave a nesting box in there and—“

“for just a few days?”

Slim’s smile shrank, but he nodded. “yeah. just a few days.”

“alright then,” Cash said, pulling away to put his hands in his pockets. “what’s she eat?”

He reached out to scratch the duckling’s neck, already resigning himself to yet another new family member. The apartment really was getting too small, though.

Cash opened the passenger-side door, and Slim got out, looking around. “what do you think?” Cash asked, guiding him up the walkway. Slim looked around, taking in the front yard—full of drought-tolerant plants and cacti. Intricate stonework kept it classy, though. Cash opened the front door and lead him inside. Cool tile floors, designed to resist stains and scratches. Cash wanted functional, but he wasn’t going to sacrifice style.

Slim eyed the place. “it’s really nice.”

“you like it?”

“yeah, sure. is it a new rental property?”

Cash opened the back door for him, and Slim froze when he saw the newly made coop, pond, and what had the potential to serve as a stable. “only if you’re not happy with it.”

“this is—?”

Cash nodded. “if we’re going to have a menagerie, then we need a place to house it—oof!”

Slim hugged him hard enough to pop his spine, and warmth spread outward from his soul. Cash set a hand on his skull and kissed the top of his head before returning the hug.

Really, he’d do anything to make Slim happy.

Aww, these two. ❤

I love this. Your Puppymoney is so sweet and delightful. Cash, you’re such a sucker.

Royalmoney with 7

megalotrash:

First of the RoyalMoney prompts I’m doing anld lemme say now… I’m falling hella deep for this pairing atm XD

Prompt was adapted from “

A hasn’t seen B for weeks and misses them, they can’t see them but they can call…” to only be one week… I think you’ll see why. 

This goes into very kinky territory… mind the tags XD

A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15663888/chapters/36444588

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keelywolfe:

Drabble: Petting

Summary: a short piece based off this adorable art by @cheapbourbon http://cheapbourbon.tumblr.com/post/176975221609/here-chic-chic-chics

Notes: Sorry, I’m on vacation with very little net access so I’m posting this on my phone. I couldn’t resist, that art was too adorable. Hopefully I’m doing this right! Probably in the ‘by any other name’ series but not specifically.

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Edge had known from the second he saw the advertisement that going to the petting zoo was a good idea.

Oh, it was a joke among them that Rus was one with more childish tendencies but they all knew that for what it was; a joke. They all had their quirks, Sans or Papyruses. Edge collected action figures and had no shame about it. And Stretch…

He looked over at where his lover was crouched, both hands outstretched and his expression one of glee as a pair of chickens came over to peck the feed from them.

Stretch loved animals, the more adorable, the better, and while he’d attempted a sarcastic jab or two when they’d arrived, his eagerness had finally overcome his innate tendency to hide his excitement over anything deemed ‘childish’.

There were a few other Monsters here with little ones and plenty of human parents leading their own children to the different stalls. Only a couple of parents had seemed appalled at the presence of Monsters and even they had left discreetly enough. No scenes today, no shouting or unpleasantness, no watching Stretch’s cautious excitement fade into mute unhappiness.

No, today there were wooly lambs to hold and baby cows who would suck eager at your fingertips. Tiny goats that fell over whenever a child was too loud and right now, there were chickens, clucking softly as they fed from Stretch’s palm and allowing him to gently smooth his other hand over their feathers.

“i need one,” Stretch announced and Edge shook his head. He crouched next to him and carefully ran his palm over the little creature. It was softer than he’d expected.

“You’d be bored in a week,” Edge told him. “Then I would be taking care of it and chickens in my care become dinner.”

“he would not, don’t listen to him, noodle soup,” Stretch patted the chicken and it cocked its head at him, probably hopeful for more food and not at all concerned about the moniker it had been given.

A distraction was in order, “They have an alpaca on the other side over there.

Stretch’s eye-lights went bright and didn’t quite morph into little hearts, but Edge was sure it was a close call. “seriously? come on, let’s go!”

He grabbed Edge’s arm and pulled him along, chickens abandoned although he was careful making his way out of the pen. From Stretch’s glance as his feet, Edge could guess that the subject of a pet chicken was not yet forgotten. That could be for later, right now there was an alpaca to pet.

Fin

This is too much for my heart! Stretch is such a dork. I love how short his attention span is.

“Stretch there’s an alpaca over there—“

“where?! where is the alpaca!!?”

This was a wonderful little dose of fluff.

Holy crap, congrats on the milestone! I always enjoy it when you do these events–your drabbles are on point. (Also there were so many good options on the list, this was a very difficult choice aaahhhh). But ultimately, I just loved the idea of 37 (A is a prisoner, B is guarding them at night) for Spicyhoney, if that’s something you like. ^_^

megalotrash:

AAAAAAA thankyou so much Alice!! ❤ ❤

Oh boy, this prompt, excellent choice XD I seem to have unintentionally done a few longer drabbles first- I hope you enjoy!

Taging as Dubcon because of the situation- Edge is a guard and Honey is a prisoner, even if consent is there (and enthusiastic) it can’t really be given with such a power difference. I’d rather tag just to be safe! ❤

a03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15663888/chapters/36385929

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Trashy, oh my god. *_*

I read this twice because it’s just so delicious. I love the concept at play here. Prison AUs are too much fun–especially when there’s that forbidden love element. And mutual masturbation? Dude. Dude.

Don’t even get me started on that final line.

cheapbourbon:

oh the secrets that we keep… 

My heart. Argh! I love this AU so much. And I am so on board with Edge being the taller one here. Just look at them! T-T The scene is gorgeous. I’m actually a little lost for words. This just took my breath away. Thank you for supplying us with this AU, Bourbon. I’m in love with it.

Drabble: Serein

keelywolfe:

Summary:  

Serein (n.) (French) refers to rain falling from a cloudless sky. This sort of rain is said to take on the form of a fine, light drizzle, typically after dusk.

Notes: I’m starting a new job next week and the stress is killing me. Please excuse my complete and utter floofiness. in the by any other name universe but doesn’t forward the plot. I just wanted some soppy love. 

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I only recently got around to reading this addition to the “by any other name” series–and I highly recommend it! Just a quick glance into the everyday, domestic lives of the Spicyhoney boys. It’s very sweet, with an undercurrent of sad. Awesome fic.