Lamia Den

deck-of-dragons:

Stretch had nicknamed
the lamia ‘Slim’ as a misnomer, it was far too large to ever be close to what could
be considered slim. Its upper half was that of a skeleton monster, its lower
half was a long burnt-orange snake. One of its sharp fangs were missing, with a
small crack running up from where it had been. It bore other scars too; it had
seen its share of battles and presumably won more often than not. Which made it
even worse as far as Stretch was concerned.

Blueberry
had suggested he name after he’d told him about it and how it followed him
every time he had to walk through the woods – presumably its territory – for
whatever reason even though he’d said in no uncertain terms that he didn’t like
it – he didn’t like snakes in general, giant half snakes were even worse.

Moving
away was unfortunately not an option, he didn’t have the money to afford a new
place and he hadn’t been living here long. He could move back in with Blueberry
but would rather not, they’d spent their whole lives living in the same house, he needed some independence. He
would’ve moved in with Fell but Fell had left to attend a faraway fancy cooking
college and wouldn’t be back anytime soon. Meaning Stretch was forced to put up
with the damn snake by himself, he wasn’t a child he could handle it. Next time
he caught it following him he’d charge at it and hopefully scare it off and
then he wouldn’t have to worry about it sneaking into his house and eating him
while he slept anymore.

One
evening after a car trip to the grocery store he went out of his way to take a
while to bring everything inside from his car. As expected it wasn’t long
before Slim appeared in the tree-line, watching him. He kept an eye on it as he
finished putting the groceries in the house. It had never made any move to
attack him but that might be because it was waiting for the prefect chance to
strike. Its eyes certainly never seemed to leave him so that had to be it.

After
the groceries had been put away Stretch went back outside. Slim was still there
and still watching. It was now or never. He’d grabbed a broom from the kitchen,
he didn’t want to hurt it so he wouldn’t use magic on it unless he had to, he
just wanted to assert his dominance and scare it off. He could do it, ever since
he’d moved in here he’d been killing all the spiders he’d found all by himself
with the very broom he held in his hands now.

He
crept closer, watching the lamia as intently as it watched him. It didn’t move,
if it wasn’t for the bright magic making up its bone and white bones he
probably wouldn’t have ever been able to spot it watching him.

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Here. Have a drabble.

itsladykit:

I couldn’t get this idea out of my head. Thank you @cheapbourbon for your help. And for the chickens. The chickens are definitely your fault. 

Semi-sequel to THIS.

Pairings: Puppymoney & Spicyhoney

Tags: fluff

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My heart! This was almost overwhelming. Chickens and ducklings are one thing, but don’t come at me with that emotional Spicyhoney + Puppymoney relationship talk. This was touching. Lovely work.

Drabble: E-I-E-I-O

keelywolfe:

Notes: Oh, good lord, the chicken saga continue. This is the last one, I swear, I couldn’t resist!

@cheapbourbon ‘s adorable art for this: One and Two

First ficlet I wrote for said adorable art:  Drabble: Petting

And also the second:  Drabble: Crossing the Road

Also on AO3

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I’m loving the chicken content too much! They really do suit Stretch perfectly. And they work well with the Spicyhoney dynamic.

(My favourite line: “I’d stop if I were you or you aren’t going to get laid for the rest of the week.” I love it when Edge puns.)

(Worth) Losing Sleep

dragonfics:

Ship: Spicyhoney

Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Sexting, Phone sex, Mutual masturbation, Graphic sexual photographs, Top Edge, Bottom Rus

Warnings: Shouldn’t be any, but let me know!

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Spicyhoney sexting and phone sex, requested by @paintys-actual-art (who succs). Thank you all for being patient over the last couple of weeks. I apologise for the lack of updates. I should be able to get back into the swing of weekly updates again now. ^_^

Smut requests are open! See the guidelines here if you’re interested.

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Umm if it’s not a bother could you do like a jealous edge and a comforting Rus/stretch not to much angst tho. Also I really love your works and the way you portray edge and rus pls keep up the AMAZING work ~💖💝

keelywolfe:

Oh, thank you so much!!

And oh, man, I love that idea. I need that like breathing! 

Drabble: Hey, Jealousy!

Summary: Edge has trust issues. He knows this, thank you, and he deals. Sort of.

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Drabble: Crossing the Road

keelywolfe:

Summary: Look, it’s for this utterly adorable picture by the very talented @cheapbourbon, I have no excuses. If I had a top ten list of things I didn’t expect to be writing, this would be on it, LOL!

Notes: Is this actually sort of a series? For pete’s sake!

@cheapbourbon‘s art for this: One and Two

First ficlet I wrote for said adorable art:  Drabble: Petting

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Let the Spicyhoney chickens continue! I’m so delighted by this. Adorable addition to the art. Chickens are the best. ❤ This made me happy-tear up.

Drabble: Sleep Patterns

keelywolfe:

Summary: Everyone has trouble sleeping from time to time. Edge is no exception.

Notes: A little disturbing imagery in the first paragraph. Mentions of blood/marrow. It’s not explicit but I like to warn in case anyone needs to avoid it. Set in the ‘by any other name’ universe. 

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This was just fantastic. Such a simple story, but there’s so much more going on here. I really like that Edge was the one dealing with a nightmare, for a change. Because OF COURSE he would. He’s from a dark world. He’s bound to have memories haunting him.

And then the Spicyhoney. You write them so well in domestic situations. This was tender and comforting, despite the sliver of angst beneath. The way Stretch just knows how to make Edge feel better… ❤️💛 Really awesome work.