Rus scratched the back of his neck, feeling uncomfortable.Ā āi dunno about this⦠canāt i just fuck and marry all of you?ā
ānope. youāve gotta kill one of us,ā Cash said, deadpan. Rus grimaced, scanning the three of them anxiously.
āwell, i suppose i wouldā¦ā His eyes settled on Edge and he swallowed.Ā āf-fuckāā
āI swear to God, Rus, if you donāt kill meāā
āNo way, Edgelord,ā Twist interrupted.Ā āHeās killinā meālike hell Iād let either of ya die.ā
Rus blinked.Ā āguys, i, umāi think you might be taking this a little too seriouslāā
āheād obviously kill me,ā Cash said, plainly. Twist and Edge looked at him dubiously, and Cash shrugged.Ā āobvious choice.ā
āno,ā Rus said, insistently. With a frustrated groan, he crouched in front of all of them, clasping their hands together and holding them in his own.Ā ālook. i know this is just a stupid game, but it seems that i have something to prove to all of you. so hereās what weāre going to doāiām going to take you all upstairs, and iām going to fuck you all until youāre ready to believe that youāre worth something.ā
Edge, Twist, and Cash all stared at Rus, clearly taken aback. Then, Twist chuckled, knuckling the crown of Rusās skull.Ā āAw, yer sweet, Tale-verse, ya really areābut itās gonna take more thān thirty second ta convince us aā that.ā
A beat of silence, and thenāāiāve changed my mind,ā Rus said.Ā āfuck cash, marry the edgelordāand kill the twisted bastard.ā
Twist grinned, triumphant.
Here you go, Painty! From this F/M/K meme. Please feel free to send in any characters youād like to see!