Tears were in his eyes as he slowly moved towards you, as if each step was more painful than the last.“i’m sorry” he whimpered “i wanted this,but now i can’t even…”Stretch’s voice trailed off with another sob. You knew exactly what was wrong and had decided to help him out of pity. His tiny hands flapped with excitement as you approached him. You were finally putting him out of the misery of having hands far too small to fap with…

redtomatofan:

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I dedicate this shitpost to my two incredible waifus @boner-cake-admin and @megalotrash, I love you both.

BOURBON! YOU MAKE THE BEST ART. YOU ARE A TREASURE AND SHOULD BE CHERISHED <3 also, have you thought about making a SpicyHoney child? Or is that not your thing? Either way, still love you. ^w^

cheapbourbon:

NUUUU I AM A FLAMING TRASH PILE!!!!… but thank you. ^///^ 

ok… heres the thing… 

me and @lordtypos don’t so much as RP as constantly throw plot ideas back and forth at each other… 98% of the time their terrible and angsty and someday Im going to get my shit together and actually write some up into stories and break a lot of peoples feels… Yes- children have come up in some of them. 

I mean…

can we just…

look at how happy they are?!

But I never share this art or these plots for personal reasons. this isn’t an rp blog. Im not going to go around forcing fan children down peoples throats. hell- I don’t even like kids. XD (spoiler, a large amount of these plots include very heavy themes like abortions and misscarages so its not even like most are developed into characters.. or even born... I do really love the idea of de-aging swapfell Puppy and letting him grow up in a happy home that way tho!)