umMMMM HELLOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I REQUESTED SOMETHING 100000304030 YEARS AGO AND IT HAS NOT BEEN DONE, I GIVE U 2 MINUTES TO FINISH IT OR IM SUING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmmmm you can’t sue me, I’ve got nothin’ 

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But FINE. Here is ur request.

Egglord looked at Startch and thought he was vewwy sexxi. Then he said “U know wot Hunny, u is like, hella fine and hot and u give me the bonurz. Let us engage in sexii intercourse.” And they did. 5ever.

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*bows* Thank you, thank you. NSFW VERY SEXI.

@paintys-actual-art HAPPY?

Henlo, my name is Paientaentha (not to be confused with your dumb friend Painty) and I am looking for someone to write a very short paragraph of Kustard skeletons eating papussy flavoured digestives. It would mean the world to me if you could write this. Thank you. Btw if you think i dont deserve this then realize i lost all my family to toilet paper attacks this morning, they havent left the bathroom and I am very scared. This is the only thing that will save them. Thanks – Paientaentha

Some extreme sexiness under the cut ;)))

“omg red why would you eat papussy!!111″ Sans screamed, full of RED hot anger. “u cheated on me!”

“ummmm…” Red looked awkward, still licking the remnants of the papussy digestive from his teeth. “it taste guud??” He tried, grinning sheepishly.

Sans paused, then considered for a moment. “fine,” he said at last. “i forgive you.” He giggled like a little brat, pressing a finger over his teeth and blushing. “but only because i also ate one–it was edgelord flavour.”

“sans u bitch!”

Then they fucked while eating papussy digestives.

End.

notpainty:

I wuld likEK to dew a shoot out for my best fans I am very fan of them dey r all supper kewl

@   aliass drwoangs

dey r supper ckewl and mak gud stuf

@  freshi snay

I luv der art and der fanfication is super kewl

@ kittles glob

so kewl dey dew gud fanficntion wid dat trwister guy

@ sorkakakaka

deu super kewl
 wid t tder thing when dhtey do it

@ dddddddddddddddddddddddddeck

verui gud fnafcition I watch it every day

@  gramma nuris

I luv ur art et su gud veri gud 👌👌👌👌👌

@  pinty

u succ dicc go aawy

Theeenkuuu