Hey Kit! I hope you’re enjoying your New Years! And in the name of getting hopelessly drunk to forget 2017, I was wondering if you could tell us your ranking of the ten skellies in terms of alcohol tolerance? Who can do 10 shots in under a minute and still walk a straight line on their hands, and who do we find passed out on the kitchen floor after one light beer? Have fun! And thank you for all the inspirational writing you’ve given us this (last?) year! <3

itsladykit:

Lol, Happy Belated New Year, everybody!

Once more, I’m going to return to my background headcanons, so get your No. 2 pencils out. There’s gonna be a test later.

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As someone who obsessively reads your headcanon posts, I’m hoping for flying colours on this test.

Thank you for these!

Shipmas is OVER!!!!

itsladykit:


If I sound excited about that, it’s because I am. Holy crap, guys. That was way more writing than I thought it would be. My final word count is 23,053. And only about 2000 of that was written in advance. For the most part, I started writing on 12/22 and have been trying to keep up ever since. Lol. So I am very glad to be returning to a normal writing schedule. Hope you all enjoyed Shipmas! Here are links to all the stories, just in case you missed any of them:

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Holy crap, well done! That’s a shit ton of writing. I strongly recommend each and every one of these! (And if you love rarepairs, look no further)

Amazing work, Kit!

6th Day of Shipmas: A Subtle Knife

itsladykit:

Words are the most subtle weapons.

Rating: M

Pairing: Rottenberry

Trigger warning below the cut. Contains spoilers. Please note, this fic does not end happily. Read the tags.


This is for @crushingonsans. It’s been so wonderful getting to know you better, and hanging out with you on Discord. This is the first time I’ve ever really been part of a fandom, and you’ve definitely played a huge role in bringing me in. Thank you, and I’m glad you enjoyed this piece.

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Holy shit, go read this. But DEFINITELY read the tags with this one. It’s brilliant, but be advised – it’s not happy.

6th Day of Shipmas: A Subtle Knife

4th Day of Shipmas: Straw Blessings

itsladykit:

Tense family dinners are a Swapfell Tradition.

Rating: T

Pairing: Mapleblossom

Angst. Mild fluff. Family drama. No warnings.


This is for @ollie-oxen-free. Ollie, I’d planned to say something along the lines of “This is most certainly not a gift for Ollie. It’s not because I love their Slim, or because they made me ship Mapleblossom harder than is reasonable. Nope. Not at all.” You know. Something cute like that. But…I’m going to be a bit more honest and say that it’s been wonderful getting to know you better, and I really hope you enjoy this. 

4th Day of Shipmas: Straw Blessings

3rd Day of Shipmas: (No) Need for Violence

itsladykit:

There was something nothing wrong with Papyrus. Something deeply Nothing wrong.

Rating: E (for safety)

Pairing: Papyrus/Slim/Red

Warnings: This work deals with themes of self-acceptance, sadism, and masochism. It includes graphic (but consensual) acts of sexual sadism. And the inappropriate use of medical equipment. It is most certainly not a BDSM guide. Please don’t use it as such.

Read the tags on this one, guys. It’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.


This is for @askellie. Ellie, I hope you enjoy. I am so grateful to you for giving me the inspiration for Compound Fracture, and I hope this expresses my gratitude (and my admiration), if only a little.

3rd Day of Shipmas: (No) Need for Violence

Aw, I feel you. I spent most of my Christmas hiding in my room. I can’t handle my family for very long. If you feel like it, maybe you could tell us how you HC the Fell and Swapfell brothers celebrating Christmas (pre and post discovering the softer universes). Knowing you, it’ll definitely be angsty—uh, cute. Good luck for the rest of your evening!

itsladykit:

Ooh, good question.

Okay. So, Gyftmas is actually pretty important for the Fellbros. They don’t make a big deal out of it. A Tale monster would think they were hardly celebrating. They usually get each other one gift, and they don’t decorate. But, that gift is often handmade or scavenged from the dump. Either way, it’s never a lot—extravagance would only make them a target—but it’s something they know the other will like. A lot of time and love (and care) goes into the selection, so there’s significance there. When they discover the Tale verses, they are (secretly) delighted by all the different Gyftmas traditions. They may play it cool, but internally, they’re both like delighted children. And once they get to the surface? Lights! Multiple trees! Presents! Family and friends! Edge particularly likes baking cookies and making candy for Gyftmas trays, not to mention hosting the celebration. Both of them fully embrace the Tale verse traditions.

Razz and Slim stopped celebrating as they get older. Razz is derisive… and Slim longs for what they once had. They only start to get back into the swing of things (slowly) when they reach the surface. Razz is still resistant…but Slim adores Christmas. Because of the music. He’s enthralled by the idea that there is an entire genre of music dedicated to a single holiday. He hums it. He sings, if he thinks no one’s around, and even Razz can’t help but notice his brother’s enthusiasm. He’s slow to adopt the other Gyftmas traditions, but that first time he presents Slim with a present? Gaze downcast and arms fully extended, as if embarrassed by the whole thing? Priceless.

Awww this is adorable! I can see why the Fell bros would value the holiday – especially in such an awful world where they barely get a moment’s happiness.

And oh no, Razz giving his brother a gift? Too much for my heart!

Thank you, Kit! Good luck for the rest of the night!

2nd Day of Shipmas: Lemon Meringue Pie

itsladykit:

In which Fell teaches Sans the trick to making good meringue.

Rating: T

Warnings: brief mention of eating disorders, mild sexual humor, and brief drug mention.


This one is for @queenofbiscuits. Fresh, I can’t thank you enough for being so warm and welcoming. You’re definitely one of the reasons I didn’t simply disappear into the ether after I finished with Broken Bones. Thank you for being so encouraging and for enabling all my weird ideas. (Even if I have now inexplicably found myself with a to-write list a mile long. Thanks. Thanks for that, Fresh.) And…thank you for being a friend.

I hope this piece suites your tastes.

2nd Day of Shipmas: Lemon Meringue Pie

1st Day of Shipmas: Unconventional

cheapbourbon:

itsladykit:

Twist likes collecting things. And people. Particularly skeletons that bear a striking resemblance to himself.

Pairing: TwistedSpicyHoneyDog

Rating: E (18+, folks)

Warning for explicit sexual content (barely more than 200 words; it’s not the focus of the work), some sexual humor, and offhand mention of sexual slavery.


This is for @cheapbourbon

Bourbon, you’re probably wondering why I’m gifting you with this. Your OT4 is ExpensiveSpicyHoneyDog. This is TwistedSpicyHoneyDog. Well, here’s the thing. Your art is what got me interested in Cash to begin with, particularly your OT4 art. Being my neurotic self, I have to develop a character’s AU and backstory before I can write for them. And, in trying to figure out who Cash is…I ended up with Twist, for better or for worse. So. The reason I have a Twistfell AU at all is because of you and because I wanted to write some ExpensiveSpicyHoneyDog. 

When I say your art is inspiring, it’s because I mean it. 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this, even though it isn’t your OT4.

oh god… I just…your writing perpetualy brings me to the point of not having words to express myself with! 

I just can’t say how much I love this!!! Fucking hell. all of it! LOOK AT THEM!!!! I want twelve books and two moves and a spin off sitcom. I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! I never knew I wanted something like this an now that its here in front of me in all of its beauty and perfection I realize what I’ve been missing!!! 

I absolutely adore Twist and all of his faults. Its hard not the love the big guy!  Im so insanely flattered its because of my art and love for Cash and Expensivespicyhoneydog that inspired you to make him. and seeing how THIS came out of it also… oh god… I feel like such a proud godparent!! 

I dont deserve a gift like this… Thank you so much for introducing us all to this beautiful world with these for very unique souls… 

1st Day of Shipmas: Unconventional

itsladykit:

Merry Shipmas Everyone!

Okay, guys. Shipmas starts tomorrow. It’s technically going to be Christmas Eve where I’m at…but, fuck it. You guys can start opening your presents early.

Additionally…I’d like to take a moment to express my gratitude to you guys. I love this fandom. I was terrified of posting my work way back in April. I was not prepared for the support and encouragement I got from all of you. Thank you all. So much. Even if it was just to leave kudos on a fic, or to like or reblog a post, your support is so appreciated.

And, honestly, I don’t consider myself to be very good with words. That is, it’s not easy for me to express my own thoughts and feelings—it’s much easier to express a character’s thoughts and feelings than it is my own. So, for Shipmas…I’ve set aside a few stories for particular people as expressions of gratitude or admiration. (“Gift” is, for some reason, a loaded term, and that’s why I’m avoiding it. But…yes. These are gifts in the truest sense. Expressions of genuine affection, given freely and without obligation or expectation.) Other ficlets were written in response to your requests, and these I intend to serve as gifts for all of you. My followers, commentors, kudos-leavers, rebloggers, and silent readers. Thank you. I sincerely wouldn’t be here without you guys.

However. There are a few people that I feel deserve an extra mention, even if I didn’t specifically write something for you. You guys have either offered me extra support or you’ve given me inspiration, one way or another. (Or, in some cases, both.) So, in no particular order, thank you—

@sesurescue

@soratayuya

@soloshikigami

@captain-shitpost

@ravvi-k

@alicedragons

@drundertalescum

@lingeringchaosxstrikes

@nilchance (Sorry. It won’t let me tag you.)

@tically

@cupcakes-with-filling

@redtomatofan

If any of you ever have a request you’d like to see me fill…my askbox is open. I can’t promise a timely response, but I’ll do my best.

Thank you all so much. Even if you don’t celebrate, please take my well-wishes for this 25th of December. I hope you have a lovely day, wherever you are, whoever you’re with, and whatever you’re doing.

As for Shipmas…I’ll be posting over on AO3 as well as posting links here. I hope you all enjoy.

Thank you again. You’re all such lovely people.

Aww Kit! I’m going to be completely honest now – you have been one of my biggest inspirations when it comes to writing for this fandom. When I first read Broken Bones, I was so awed by how incredible your writing was, and it really encouraged me to improve. I still go back to your writing sometimes when I’m struggling to write a particular scene or character interaction, because you just capture and manipulate emotion so well!

I hope you have a lovely 25th of December! I look forward to seeing all your Shipmas stuff, as well as anything else you decide to do in the new year!

Undertale AU: Twistfell, “Unwelcome Endearments”

itsladykit:

In which Edge must entertain an unwelcome guest.


…I honestly feel a little silly posting the link here? Since this was the very first Twistfell thing I ever wrote? And it got posted to Tumblr a long time ago? But…I suppose if you missed it? Or if you would like to read it again now that I’m using the name ‘Twist’ instead of ‘Cash’? I don’t know. Anyway. Here. Have a chapter, since the next update to CF is going to be…delayed.

(And thank you all for your support of this ridiculous little side project.)

If anyone hasn’t read this yet, I HIGHLY recommend it! It’s seriously amazing. Kit’s Twistfell AU is awesome, and these two assholes have a great dynamic!

Undertale AU: Twistfell, “Unwelcome Endearments”