Oooo oooo! HoneyMustard for 31?

megalotrash:

Do they finish each other’s sentences? Pick up any phrases or habits from each other? Know when the other is hiding something?

Yes to sentence, but it would be on jokes or puns, like one of them doing the set up and then the other delivering the punchline.  Same with phrases, i imagine they’d pick up each other’s speech patterns pretty quickly to the point where everyone around them would be like ‘stop, you sound just like Red/Stretch’. Eventually they’d do it so much they would forget who was saying the phrase first XD

also i imagine there would be a LOT of in jokes and stories, they strike me as the kind of guys who’d have a story called ‘the mop incident’ that they’d bring up just to make each other laugh.

for the last question, it’s a little angsty so i’m going under a cut 😉

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Hey Kit! I hope you’re enjoying your New Years! And in the name of getting hopelessly drunk to forget 2017, I was wondering if you could tell us your ranking of the ten skellies in terms of alcohol tolerance? Who can do 10 shots in under a minute and still walk a straight line on their hands, and who do we find passed out on the kitchen floor after one light beer? Have fun! And thank you for all the inspirational writing you’ve given us this (last?) year! <3

itsladykit:

Lol, Happy Belated New Year, everybody!

Once more, I’m going to return to my background headcanons, so get your No. 2 pencils out. There’s gonna be a test later.

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As someone who obsessively reads your headcanon posts, I’m hoping for flying colours on this test.

Thank you for these!

Do you have any headcanon heights for the skeletons? Or bc theyre all technically versions of the same people would they be the same?

itsladykit:

(The Shipmas ficlet for this evening is going to be delayed. Sorry, guys. Thought I’d answer some messages from my inbox to make it up to you all.)

I actually have a needlessly complicated answer for this. I’m also going to be referring to that background headcanons post I made a while back.

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7 8 27 28 and 40 for Razz

itsladykit:

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Razz does not like wasting time. He is a very busy skeleton with a full workload; he does not have time for any of that nonsense. …he really likes Napstatton’s cooking shows, though. He loves them, actually, and he loves the idea of cooking. Unfortunately, he won’t allow himself the time to actually try cooking. He still won’t really allow himself to waste time by just sitting down and watching, though; he’ll put the show on while he’s working on paperwork, so he’s still technically getting work done.

Someone please teach this skeleton how to relax

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging?

Razz actually has a huge sweet-tooth that he won’t admit to. He worries about staying fighting-fit, though, so he doesn’t often indulge it. In fact, he seems to think that even admitting to having a sweet-tooth makes him somehow inferior.

27: What is their biggest regret?

Razz has so many regrets, none of which he will ever admit to. He regrets pushing Alphys away, wonders if it’s his fault that she turned traitor. He regrets letting the Queen hear him call Slim ‘Puppy’ in a moment of weakness, because then she started calling him dog, and now what choice does Razz have but to do the same? He regrets the fact that he has to keep pushing Slim away, wishes that things could be different between them. But his brother is his greatest weakness, and he can’t allow anyone to know that, not even Slim

Razz has no regrets. What a ridiculous question.

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

The queen is his best friend. Alphys is his worst enemy. Of course

Slim is his best friend. The queen is his worst enemy. 

40: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

Razz is very insecure. He is convinced that nothing he does will ever be satisfactory. He sees other people’s successes as a threat to his own, and generally feels that the only way to make himself seem adequate is to tear down everyone else. 

(From this ask meme.)

25, Underfell Papyrus

From this ask meme.

“How do they see themselves 5 years from today?”

This is kind of depressing, but I think when living in Underfell, Edge would probably expect to be dead in five years. Maybe he wouldn’t quite voice these thoughts (and perhaps he’d also be clinging onto the small bit of hope that he’d survive) but… yeah. If not that, then I don’t think he’d even consider planning that far ahead. Better just to take each day as it comes.

I think his outlook on the Surface would be a little less dreary though. I really like Kit’s headcanon of Edge being a teacher, so perhaps he’d see himself becoming an increasingly positive influence on the lives of his students. 

Outside of work (again, angst warning) I think he’d hope for a better surface existence for monsters. I have a pretty strong headcanon that humans would be completely unaccepting of monsters from the moment they arrived on the Surface. I think Edge would definitely like to change this, although in truth, the idea of battling a brand new enemy after escaping the Underground would probably be a bit daunting to him. I think – while he’d never tolerate the humans’ racism – he’d prefer to settle down and enjoy his life in peace.

When it comes to ships involving Slim (especially with Kit’s versions of the characters) I honestly really love him with Edge and Honey. Slim with Blueberry is also great, then him with Red is something I’m dying to explore.

Yeah, Kit really does Slim justice! And I also adore any poly Papyrus ship. I haven’t seen much with Red and Slim, but I really love their dynamic. I feel like Red might try to play the Big Bro with Slim, mostly because he slightly sees bits of his own brother in Slim. But I don’t think Slim would really stand for it lol. He’s a lot more independent than he appears. That being said, I love timid Slim, and it would be wonderful to see hurt/comfort involving him and Red.

28, Swapfell Papyrus

From this ask meme.

“Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?”

My initial thought for this was “his brother”, but then I realised I don’t actually know much about Swapfell Sans (Black? I don’t even know what most people call him.)

So, Cash’s brother aside, I feel like he’d get on really well with Blue. (I seem to have a thing for shipping Blue with any Fell version of Papyrus). Although really, I think these two would be better platonically than romantically. I think Cash would find blue’s boundless energy and kindness very entertaining, and perhaps even endearing once they grew closer.

As for his worst enemy, I’m going to have to say Razz. (But I mean, which of the skellies don’t initially despise the short tempered little shit?) Skeletons aside though, Cash would have a deep mistrust of Alphys (assuming Alphys is the Royal Guard captain in this universe…? Again, I really don’t know enough about it to properly answer this question. I think I actually know more about Kit’s Twistfell AU, if anything.)

I think it’s a shame that Swapfell (… Fellswap?)–the purple one–often gets overlooked when it comes to fanfiction. It gets a bit difficult juggling so many AUs, and it’s normally a bit less confusing to stick with just Slim and Razz. I really like Cash though, so I’d definitely consider throwing him into some of my stuff later on!

21 for Twist? Doesn’t necessarily have to be sexual!

itsladykit:

21: Turn offs and turn ons?

(I’m taking a much-needed break from housework.)

I haven’t been drinking, so this is going to be SFW. ; ) Basically, I’m using this as a “what kind of person does Twist like or not like?”

Twist is, honestly, a pretty friendly guy. He generally likes people and he would very much like for other people to like him back. Making him feel needed and useful is a good ‘turn-on’. Not that he doesn’t appreciate independence, though; as with Edge, he will basically take every opportunity to prove that he’s useful and that, really, you should like him and spend time with him and admire just generally how awesome he is. Compliment this boy, and he’s basically yours for life.

As for turn-offs…do not insult his brother. Honestly, Twist probably doesn’t really care if you insult him, it might hurt his feelings a little bit, but he’ll likely just end up redoubling his efforts to prove how much you should like him…but he will be very, very upset if you insult his brother. He doesn’t much care for needless cruelty, either. He’s seen enough of that in his ‘verse. He’s actually pretty likely to give a person the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re just joking, but repeat performances will slowly earn his ire.

From this meme.