Razz sniffed, walking back and forth in front of the other three. “Ya need a little help there—?”
“Be silent!” Twist raised a brow-bone, then snorted and shook his head, amused. “Hmm…wed Cash. He, at least, knows how to appreciate the finer things.” Cash just crossed his arms, regarding Razz skeptically. Ignoring him, Razz looked between Rus and Twist. “Mutt!” he snapped, and Twist cocked his head.
“…yeah?”
“You have high HP? You are…durable?”
A slow smile spread across Twist’s face. “Yeah, sweetheart. I don’ break easy…but yer welcome ta try,” he said with a wink.
Razz nodded. “Kill the ashtray and bed the mutt, then.”
Rus wiped imaginary sweat from his brow. “thank fuck. dodged a bullet there.”
“You have high HP? You are…durable?” This made me laugh so much…… Do I ship this now? Probably.
Thank you, Kit! I loved this. The Razz FMKs are hilarious. They all involve someone feeling insulted at being chosen as the marry/fuck (or relieved at not being picked).
But Alice, you don’t understand. I do ship it, and honestly in the worst way possible.
See, Twist puts up a good front? But he has a bunch of vulnerable spots to exploit—he’s got major abandonment issues, he’s desperate to please, he doesn’t value himself, and he thinks he’s stupid. A subtle, manipulative partner could absolutely take advantage of that. Or, frankly, someone like Razz—who doesn’t manipulate on purpose, but who is pretty much custom-made to hit all of Twist’s vulnerable spots. They’d be awful for each other, and I kind of love it.
Of course, if I were to write the fic, it would be all about realizing they weren’t good for each other, and both of them maybe becoming better people, but the utter mess of that relationship is just so appealing to me on a certain level.
I didn’t ask for this fucking inspiration, Kit. Take it back.
Honeyvenom ‘don’t get caught’ kink fic; they’ve been secretly dating/fucking for a few weeks, Honey texted Black to come over as he’s home alone but Blue rang him saying his training was cancelled as soon as Black arrived.
they literally have no time, quicky against the wall without either of them getting undressed.
Bonus points if they hear the door unlocking just as their about to cum and Honey has to teleport them quickly but panics and can’t focus enough so they only get as far as the kitchen. So Black will finish them both off with a hand over Honey’s mouth while Blue’s calling out for his brother and getting slowly closer to the kitchen…
That one is from an anon, so I’ll just do them all here! 🙂
send me a ship and i’ll tell you who
001. . . . kills the spider: Neither! I don’t think Blue (a normal Blue any way) would hurt them and Slim is probs friends with Muffet, so….
002. . . . proposed: The fear of losing Blue to Stretch or anyone else spurs Slim to propose perhaps a little too early. Blue senses this, but also wants to quell Slim’s fears. They’re in love – very much so – so he agrees to be engaged, but that any sort of actual marriage will have to wait until they’ve been together for a couple of years more. It’s a compromise and Slim isn’t 100% happy with it, but he takes it as ‘better than a no’. …..
A year and a half later, Blue re-proposes, but in a much more romantic way than Slim did and buys them both rings. He says that it’s time now and they can make it official whenever Slim would like…. This is the first time Blue sees Slim cry.
003. . . . kissed the other first: Blue did! But Slim was hinting that its what he wanted for a long time, over and over. It was before they started dating and it actually initiated their relationship. Blue leaves a lingering sweet kiss and Slim takes advantage of the situation and smothers him with kisses back.
004. . . . initiates things: As stated above, Slim wanted it, but he wanted Blue to initiate things… really badly. He wants Blue to want him, and Blue eventually catches on and actually initiates! They’re v happy now and look back on all the little things Slim used to try and get Blue attention and laugh
005. . . . would leave the other: Yiiiiiiiiiiiikes I don’t like this one… But it would, if it happened, be Blue. Blue would leave because he hates Fell universes’ and Slim wouldn’t leave his brother behind…. It would be heartbreak all around…. ;n;
006. . . . is more jealous: Slim!! Slim for sure. He’s suspicious of everyone and it takes a very, very long time before he even trusts Blue not to be considering someone else. He’s terrified that Blue is going to realize he’s actually in love with Slim or see that he has many options, if he chose and why would he ever pick Slim over any one else??? But he does and eventually Slim will realize that! (ignoring if #5 happened….)
007. . . . is lazier: Slim, though he is one of the less lazy lowercases! Because he is very eager to please…
008. . . . sends weird texts at 3 AM: Neither, unless Slim has been drinking, otherwise they are both usually sleeping, always together.
009. . . . is more experienced: Blue for sure! He’s has a couple of ‘partners’ before, but I do love me a good innocent!Papyrus AU. Besides, in a Fell universe, you really can’t trust anybody and even Black is very protective of his brother.
010. . . . said i love you first: Slim, repeatedly and desperately…. Blue took a little longer to say it, because he wanted it to mean something when he said it… He wanted to make sure that it was true.
No non- or dun-con this time. Cash doesn’t have a bad sexual history. It’s the P2 skeletons that I prefer to torture—you know that. But I think he does have a sexual relationship with his Grillby. Nothing too serious. Mostly it’s a friends-with-benefits type of relationship. His Grillby is…not a nice guy, but he’s not completely irredeemable. I think they’s mutually using each other more than anything. Cash has connections in the Capital that Grillby can use, and Grillby is happy to supply Cash with whatever vice currently has his fancy.
It’s a mutually beneficial relationship, but there’s no emotion in it, no feeling. But that’s how Cash prefers it.
Frick, anon. Okay. Below the cut—but be warned, I’m gonna share a bit about my personal preferences regarding smut fics. And this got a bit more NSFW than normal.
This is patently untrue. I didn’t forget Pup—he’s just a Very Good Boy ™. Totally sinless!
But…if I had done something as foolish as forget one of my boys…then I would have to say that Pup would be Sloth. Not so much because he’s actually lazy—give him a project he feels strongly about, and he’s actually pretty industrious. But if he’s in a stressful environment—particularly if he lacks support—he can easily become paralyzed by his anxiety. It’s not actually laziness, but it could look that way from the outside.
I just realised: Good Boy is a pun. And now I’m mad.
You’re right, Alice. That giant scar on Twist’s socket is actually all make-up. He applies it very carefully every morning to maintain his “tough” appearance. On the surface, he actually has a very promising career as a make-up artist.
13. Which of the 7 Deadly Sins best describes them?
This is my favorite question ever.
(Eating disorders and references to sex below.)
Edge – Gluttony. Hear me out! Yes, Edge has an eating disorder. I’m going to argue that “gluttony” in this context is not “consuming an excess of food” but being overly occupied with food and with eating. We haven’t spent much time inside Edge’s head, but feeding—himself and the others, as well—is one of his primary concerns. Where it becomes unhealthy is his inability to find a good balance. He’s always worried about the others and their needs, but constantly trying to push aside his own. That’s when the others have to step in and take care of him for a bit—and remind him that he’s worth being cared for.
Rus – Lust. I want to be contrary, and give the sex demon another Sin…but frankly, even my “normal” Rus is pretty preoccupied with sex. Rus uses sex as an escape, a way of avoiding his problems or providing a temporary fix. He has trouble with trust and intimacy, and will often try to resolve conflicts with the others using sex. What he doesn’t seem to understand is that sex is not a solution. He needs to talk to his mates, not just screw their brains out, tempting as the latter may be.
Twist – Greed. He’s a dragon. It’s in his nature to hoard things for their own sake. Even if Twist’s hoard is a bit unconventional, he is pretty well preoccupied with gathering and guarding it. This has the potential to be very unhealthy—for himself and the others. Really, Twist is lucky they’re so accommodating…and they’re lucky Twist is actually a very nice dragon. If things were just a little bit different, then this could be a very unhappy fic series.
Cash – Envy. No, not Greed. And I promise I’m not just being contrary here. Here’s where Twist and Cash differ, even though both of them are naturally drawn to shiny things. (The core of Twist’s hoard might be the boys, but he has a proper mound of gold and gemstones stashed away too.) However, while Twist is drawn to a thing for its own sake or what it can do for him, Cash is drawn to things because of the effect it will have on the way others see him. Consider—Twist stashes his valuables away, while Cash displays them openly. It’s all about status and social rank for Cash.
Forest Pap – Wrath. You think I’m kidding, but our tiny forest sprite is not a being to trifle with. He is the guardian of the forest and those that reside within. Do not cross him.
Thank you, Kit! I love these. And I’m very impressed by Twist’s make up skills–did he do Edge’s “scars” as well?
Warning for fairly triggering content relating to suicide beneath the cut.
3. What is the worst pain they’ve ever experienced?
Papyrus
Pain? The Great Papyrus scoffs at pain! It’s probably just the way his brother treats him on a daily basis. Sans, of course, doesn’t mean to hurt Papyrus, but Papyrus hates being taken for someone so naive and innocent and stupid. It hurts. Absolutely no bother at all!
Edge
Edge has obviously sustained a lot of physical injuries throughout his life, and I’d have to develop a bit more of a background for him before I could nail the absolute worst one (maybe something to do with the scar on his eye…?). But the most painful experience for him was probably gaining LV for the first time. He might have been excited at first, but the guilt and shame would have hit him fairly quickly. It’s one of his worst memories.
Stretch
Stretch is a dick, and would probably answer ‘my entire life’ if you asked him this question. Being of low HP, he is prone to spells of “magical depression” (a lack of HP can be very trying on a monster’s energy levels, and being emotionally drained isn’t uncommon). It doesn’t create physical pain, per se (although it can, at times), but it takes an emotional toll, and sometimes these brief illnesses are worse than others.
Slim
Much like Stretch, Slim is susceptible to suffering due to his low HP. But given the nature of his universe, a small bout of sickness isn’t the worst of his troubles. (I’m honestly becoming more and more tempted to give this boy a long, angsty backstory) but for now I’ll say that Slim’s ‘worst pain’ came about when his brother started to withdraw from him emotionally. It led to a huge dip in Slim’s base HP, and it was an all around very difficult time for him.
Cash
God damn it, I need to write an angsty backstory for Cash too. AGH.
Without going into too much depth (or else, I’d just start rambling) Cash and his brother separated around the time they both reached adulthood. This was a fairly rough time for Cash. Though he was by no means eager to return to his brother (their relationship was severely damaged), he definitely struggled on his own. And, in the name of survival, he may have done some very questionable (possibly painful) things to stay alive. Selling himself for the entertainment or pleasure of others was often his only means of surviving.
Twist
No doubt Kit has more suffering planned for this boy, but I’d imagine having your eye socket shattered would be a pretty painful endeavour. (Once again, I’d recommend checking out Sins of the Past if you’re interested in seeing this boy suffer.)
46 and 47.
Have they ever contemplated suicide? and
Have they ever gone so far as to attempt suicide?
This one is obviously going to be fairly triggering, so just a warning.
Papyrus
Death is almost a laughable idea to Papyrus. He isn’t particularly afraid of dying, but it’s unlikely he would ever even consider suicide, simply because he enjoys life so much, and sees no reason to end it.
Edge
Edge has never gone so far as to attempt suicide, but the idea has certainly occurred to him. Especially when he started gaining LV, he spiralled into a pit of self-loathing, and his brother was likely the only thing that kept him going at the time (and some degree of hope for the future). When he reaches adulthood, Edge’s mental state improves significantly, especially after he enters into the Poly-Papyrus relationship (seriously guys, I love the Poly-Paps).
Stretch
Stretch honestly thinks about suicide with relative apathy. While growing up, his brief depressive episodes might have amplified the severity of these ideas, but he’s never given serious thought to the notion. He sort of considers it out of morbid curiosity. And partly because he sometimes wonders if his brother and partners would be better off without him. But it’s never reached the point where he’s genuinely considered taking the leap, so to speak. And most of these ideas pretty much dissipate once he enters the Poly-Pap relationship. His partners prove on a daily basis how much he means to them.
Slim
Of all the Papyri, I’d say Slim is the one who’s come closest to ending his life. Particularly when his relationship with his brother became strained, he might have sat on rooftops or on the edge of cliffs for hours wondering what would happen if he just ended it. But, despite how much his brother pushes him away, Slim can’t stand the idea of abandoning Razz. And (yes, I’m bringing the Poly-Pap relationship up again, because I love it damn it) Slim’s partners are very good at stifling any self-doubts he has (they still linger there from time to time, but not nearly to the point that he contemplates ending his own life).
Cash
Cash has never really had time to consider suicide, truthfully. When he was on his own, living on the streets of Hotland, every minute was a battle for survival. And Cash is a fighter. He doesn’t like giving up or backing down. He’s very stubborn. So, even if he fell into a sort of depression (as most low HP monsters are vulnerable to) he would sort of flip his middle finger at the idea of suicide. “i’ve survived this long, why the fuck would i waste it now?”
Twist
I don’t think I’m equipped to answer this, I’m afraid. I don’t want to make any assumptions of this degree about Kit’s boy. Something tells me suicide hasn’t quite ever been on his agenda though–I think he’s more likely to expect himself to die as a result of his LV, or just his life in general. “Well, there are plenty of people out there who’ll do it fer me, so I don’ need ta bother.”
Papyrus has a fear of letting people down. While he slowly begins to overcome this after they reach the Surface, it never truly leaves him. It mostly just shifts from “oh no, people won’t like me!” to “oh no, I can’t keep my friends safe from these awful humans!” (assuming the ‘bad Surface ending’). I still headcanon that Papyrus joins the police force after they reach the Surface. If we’re taking that into account, I’d say one of his greatest fears is being unable to save people.
Edge
While the idea of losing his brother (or lovers) is terrifying to Edge, perhaps what’s worse to him is the possibility of being responsible for their deaths (as a result of succumbing to his LV). He tries to avoid the people he cares about when he can feel his LV creeping up on him.
Stretch
Stretch is terrified of the idea of being abandoned by his loved ones (brother, lovers, friends). He’s very insecure about himself, and has a deep-rooted fear of ‘no longer being needed’.
Slim
Slim is sort of a mix between Edge and Stretch. He’s afraid of seeing his brother dead–but perhaps even more than that, he’s afraid of his brother abandoning him. Razz likes to make a point of how little Slim means to him, but he’s never actually followed through with his threats. (Slim is terrified that he will, one day).
Cash
Cash has a very fastidious need to be in control. While he did perform various services of Grillby (according to my headcanons)–including, but not limited to, sexual favours–he did this voluntarily. The idea of being forced into any sort of slavery is horrifying to him. He needs control.
Twist
A lot like Edge, Twist is afraid of losing himself to his LV, only for him, the possibility is a lot more realistic. At this point, he’s just counting down the days until it happens.
8. Do they have anything that triggers them?
Papyrus
Nothing of note. Papyrus has pretty steel nerves when it comes to trauma–which he hasn’t experienced much of in his lifetime in any case.
Edge
There are a lot of things that bother Edge, and honestly, my headcanons for this would change in every different AU or fic I’ve written, since I don’t actually have a clear-cut background for him. I’d say a pretty consistent trigger for him though, is being tied up. He doesn’t like having no control over himself, or being left completely vulnerable. It’s absolutely terrifying for him, and would likely induce a panic attack.
Stretch
Without the obvious ‘Reset flashbacks’, there isn’t really anything that outright triggers him.
Slim
Much like Edge, I don’t actually have an explicitly defined background for Slim, so I’m not too sure what his general triggers would be. (I think it’s about time I write a long, angsty fic delving into his traumatic past. All of their pasts, actually.)
Cash
I have a few background headcanons for Cash, but nothing specific enough to really nail down his triggers. I might say that he gets a bit of anxiety when it comes to sex, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a trigger. Mostly, he’s just afraid of displeasing his partners.
Twist
I mean, Sins of the Past pretty much nails Twist’s triggers. Apples and small spaces lol. But, I don’t know if Kit has any more up her sleeve (knowing her, she does, but I won’t attempt to guess what any of them are. Triggers are very much based on experience, so it’s difficult to deduce them without knowing a character’s past.)
25.
Have they ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust?
Papyrus
Nothing canon comes to mind, so I’m going to say no. (Even if we consider the genocide route, I honestly don’t think Papyrus ever ‘trusted’ the human in the first place).
Edge
Many, many people. Throughout his childhood and teen years, Edge was a little too naive, and was often taken advantage of for it. He doesn’t trust many people anymore.
Stretch
He hasn’t experienced any betrayals of particular significance. (Though as with the trigger question, this could change based on the AU/fic I’m writing for).
Slim
Most notably–his brother. Razz became a lot more withdrawn as they grew older, whereas, they were very close as children. I also like the headcanon that the Queen took them in after they escaped Gaster’s lab–Slim quickly learnt that she wasn’t much better than his maker, and her ‘adoption’ of them wasn’t an act of kindness.
Cash
His brother. But not in the same way Razz ‘betrayed’ Slim. (Again, I could ramble on for ages about my headcanons for Cash and his brother). I’ll just say that he and his brother had a ‘disagreement’–and Cash still considers this a betrayal on his brother’s behalf (they both have their own side to the story however).
Twist
I might have to skip Twist for this one, since Kit has a lot of background plot planned out for him, and I wouldn’t want to misconstrue it. But I guess the obvious answer is Twistfell Muffet. She’s a very bad spider.
28.
Is there a certain type of person that disgusts them?
Papyrus
There isn’t really anyone who Papyrus truly despises (or any particular type of person). He genuinely believes that anyone is capable of redemption. That said, if someone were to continue to betray his trust, he may eventually snap. It would take a lot though (and it would likely involve someone hurting the people he cares about, rather than himself).
Edge
It’s a bit difficult to nail one exact type of person Edge is revolted by–there are so many types of awful people in his world. I think one thing he would never be able to excuse, would be sexual exploitation. Murder, he can let pass (depending on the circumstances. It is the way of his universe, and self-defence is often necessary). But rape is inexcusable. He can’t perceive any reasonable motive for someone to do that to another monster.
Stretch
Stretch doesn’t so much get disgusted by people as he does just avoid them. He tries to stay away from ‘predatory’ people (especially when he’s visiting Fell-verses). He might be disgusted by a lot of the stuff that goes on in Fell-verses, but again, he tends to stay out of the way of those sorts of people, and tries not to give them much thought.
Slim
Slim has sort of… seen it all, at this point. He’s almost immune to typically ‘disgusting’ behaviour, so it almost doesn’t register with him anymore.
Cash
Honestly? Not really. There are certain behaviours he finds detestable, but he’s fairly averse to being around people in general. So, I’ll just be sarcastic here, and say “everyone”.
Twist
Uhhhh…. himself. (Sorry Twist).
30. Have they ever been bullied?
Papyrus
Papyrus would tell you that he’s never been bullied. Deep down, he sort of knows that a lot of monsters snicker and scoff behind his back, but he chooses to ignore it. It does get to him, but he’s very good at hiding it, or just powering through it.
Edge
I mean… does living in Underfell count as being bullied? I’d say Edge’s entire life has been a stream of bullies. He just grew big and strong enough to scare them off.
Stretch
Why do I suddenly have so many sad headcanons for this boy?
Stretch (my Stretch, anyway) is very delicate, emotionally. Which a lot of kids took advantage of while he was young. (Until his brother found out, then they’d be running for the hills). But, being so prone to sensitivity, Stretch might blow things out of proportion in his own head. What he might perceive as bullying, someone else might take to be nothing more than light teasing. He’s very insecure.
Slim
A lot of Slim’s life has involved being taken advantage of. Especially when he was a child, being very frail and weak, he was a perfect target for some of the more aggressive children. Razz was almost always there to fight them off, though. (Which is partly why his brother’s animosity in adult life is so painful for Slim).
Cash
Cash doesn’t tolerate bullshit (and never has). Most people are too afraid to target him, and those that try to are very quickly dealt with. (If anything, Cash was more of a bully himself. Dick.)
Twist
Again, Kit’s headcanons are probably more applicable here. But, if I were to make any assumptions about Twist, I’d say that–much like Cash–most monsters have always been too intimidated by him to pick on him. He’s a big, strong boy.
35.
If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?
Papyrus
Papyrus likes to tell himself that he’s completely happy with who he is. But, truth be told, he sometimes wishes he wasn’t assumed to be so ‘innocent’. He isn’t entirely sure what he’d need to change about himself to achieve this, but he doesn’t always enjoy being treated like a naive child.
Edge
If Edge could reverse his LV somehow, he would. He likes to think of it as something separate from him–like an entire different manifestation of himself–but in truth, it feels too infused into his lifestyle to be so easily discarded.
Stretch
If asked, he might say ‘everything’. He’s not very at peace with himself. Though, when he becomes a part of the Poly-Papyrus dynamic, his partners teach him to place more value on himself. It’s tough going though. He’s very insecure about his social behaviour, his appearance, his talents. He sort of just wishes he could ‘improve’ himself a bit.
Slim
Slim is a lot like Stretch in that he’s very insecure about himself in general. If he had to pick one thing he’d like to improve, it would likely be his ability to function in social situations. His anxiety prevents him from completely engaging in conversations most of the time, and this only serves to further his other insecurities about himself.
Cash
Cash likes to parade around his best qualities–he’s a (somewhat) shameless brag when it comes to things he’s good at. But in reality, he is very insecure about how talented he is in many regards. (Especially sexually. Though he did sex work for many years, there wasn’t much required of him at this time. He mostly just allowed himself to be ‘used’. When it comes to pleasing his partners, he grows very anxious about whether or not he’s ‘doing it right’.)
Twist
His LV. Twist doesn’t really place much value in himself as a person as it is, but his LV plants the idea in his head that he’s more of a liability, or a danger. Without it, he’d probably still consider himself a bit unlovable, but he would feel, at least, that he wasn’t a threat to the people he cared about.
Okay, I was seriously struggling to come up with just one word for this, so I’ve done “a phrase” or a “conversation topic”. I hope that’s okay. (Also, I borrowed Twist again. Sorry Kit.)
Papyrus
Puns. Any puns. He might make a loud exclamation of disgust, but more than likely, he’ll go very silent and just glare. (This is true of many of the non-lazy Papyri).
Edge
So much as mention Edge’s LV, and he’ll go become silent and withdrawn (especially if he’s close to the person who brought it up). It’s a particularly sensitive subject if he’s had a bad day (and perhaps even gained some EXP). He doesn’t like talking about it outside of work. He’d prefer to pretend it doesn’t exist.
Stretch
The boy likes to talk, but there is one reliable way to get him to shut up–compliment him. He doesn’t know what to do. He turns into a wide-eyed baby deer in headlights. This is significantly effective if it’s a compliment on his physical appearance. “Nice jeans, Stretch.” ……. O.O
Slim
Honestly, it’s getting Slim to talk that’s the problem. He’s silent most of the time anyway. So, I’m cheating. I’m going to say that the way to get him to actually start talking is to bring up music (yes, I’m totally stealing Kit’s headcanon that Slim likes music. I love it. Piano Boy.). Even if it’s something as simple as his favourite genre or band, he’ll immediately open up if you take an interest.
Cash
His brother. (I have a whole set of headcanons for Cash’s relationship with his brother, but I won’t get into it now, or we’d be here for hours). I’ll just say this–they don’t have a healthy relationship. I wouldn’t go so far as to say they despise each other, but they definitely don’t get along. So when Cash spends time with his friends (or lovers, or enemies) he doesn’t like bringing his brother into the conversation. Avoid topic at all costs.
Twist
(Sorry, I’m stealing Twist for a shitpost moment). “Beans.” No one knows why, but as soon as you say the word “beans” around Twist, he falls completely silent, and won’t speak until you say the word again. It’s his “jinx word”.
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