Tag: headcanons

HoneyVenom 1 and 10 SFW, 3 and 5 NSFW >;D

SFW

1. Who cooks?

Razz would cook, but that might be misinterpreted as a sign of actual affection–so normally, he just takes Stretch to a lavish restaurant and pays for dinner. A little further down the line though, he might cook to try and impress Stretch (and absolutely deny that that was what he was trying to do). Deeper into their relationship (if it ever got that far. I don’t normally headcanon that it does, ironically, despite how hard I ship them)–Razz might try to teach Stretch a few kitchen tricks. Because let’s face it. Stretch is rubbish at cooking.

10. Any pets? Or plants?

There’s an ongoing argument between them over whether to get a cat or a dog (Stretch likes cats, Razz likes dogs). Eventually, they reach a grudging compromise, and get a snake. Razz thinks it’s badass, while Stretch just likes sleeping with the noodle wrapped around him. Keep in mind here that I know virtually nothing about snakes. I don’t know if this is something you can do with snakes, but they’re damn skeletons let’s just pretend okay.

NSFW

3. Any kinks they clash on?

At first, yes. The biggest one is Razz’s collaring kink. Coming from a Fell-verse, collaring has a very deep, intimate meaning behind it–particularly when it comes to someone like Stretch, who would be viewed as a monster who needs collaring in Razz’s universe. Razz is anxious to suggest this to Stretch, because of the connotations behind it. And unfortunately…. Stretch is very reluctant to the idea at first. He finds it demeaning. But…..

This is actually going to be a big part of my Honeyvenom fic (somewhere on the horizon), so I’ll keep the rest of it to myself for now 😉

5. Favourite positions?

You know me so well, Fresh.

Razz loves dominating Stretch–so anything that puts him in control is a big yes for him. However, Stretch often finds ways to tease him into semi-submission (Razz technically has control, but Stretch is very good with words and dirty talk, and ultimately gets Razz to fall apart on top of/beneath him). With all else aside though, Razz mostly enjoys having Stretch on his knees (the boy has a bit of a power kink).

Stretch mostly enjoys being on the bottom–and anything goes. He likes to lie back and see what Razz can do, often guiding him through the steps he’s unfamiliar with (Razz is a little less experienced, but Stretch is happy to assist). Straight up missionary is normally a bit too vanilla for Stretch, but unconventional locations (the couch, the kitchen table, pretty much any surface he can convince Razz to fuck him on)–are always acceptable.

Thank you, Fresh! ^^

From this shipping ask meme.

Aw, geez, so many adorable questions to choose from. Feel free to pick from these, I couldn’t decide! 10. Big spoon, little spoon? 12. How are their afterglows? 4. First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight? Love you, Bourbon! ^^

cheapbourbon:

10. Big spoon, little spoon?- Edge is normally little spoon. lets be fucking honest. Rus sometimes gets treated to it if his depression is getting to bad and he needs that level of assurance. Or if he sick…. ok.. .their actually their pretty equal cuddle pile. XD but Rus loves snuggling up behind Edge and just holding him, like how can I be this lucky… but also like if he ever lets go Edge won’t be there and this dream will be over. Edge likes to be held too. theres no greater assurance that Rus is sound and there then to be completely wrapped up in him. 

-nsfw- 12. How are their afterglows? oh man. on days where the time allows it, they’ll spend forever basking in the afterglow. Snuggled and safe and loved they’ll caress and whispering sweet nothings and simply living in the moment of utter closeness that only sex with the person you truly love can bring you. Its probably some of there favorite time together actually and sometimes they’ll jump right from heavy petting strait to the quiet after cuddling. 

4. First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?  It was. and it wasn’t. there was an obvious instant connection between them but it took a while to come to full realization. Edge’s first thoughts of Rus was that he was hiding something and the same with Rus’ first impressions of Edge. It was that equal curiosity that drew them into each others lives so deeply and quickly. 

( ^.^~<3 love you too Alice!) 

Aww, thank you, Bourbon! These are so sweet.

(And I agree. It’s very difficult to decide upon the best big spoon/little spoon with these two. I support the tangle-of-limbs-cuddle-pile.)

Alphys?

drundertalescum:

Headcanon A:  realistic

  • She has a cool motorcycle on the surface! 
  • …And a segway. She’s still trying to make segways happen because they’re like a motorcycle that goes inside

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

  • She has a cool motorcycle not on the surface in the Queen Alphys ending because a girl gotta get around, and she’s the one who makes the rules around here.
  • Actually an AMAZING fighter! She gets a lot of ideas from anime and rolls with it, making her attacks more varied and unpredictable because she ends up tapping into a totally different magic system than anyone else uses. THE POWER OF ANIME!!! (She only discovers this by accident while goofing around because she hates fighting or leaving the house)

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

  • In some endings Alphys restarts the determination project with a new test subject, one she’s sure no one is going to miss if it all goes awry. One last ditch effort to right all that she has wronged. It all goes awry… and she’s wrong about no one missing her. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

  • She and Papyrus are fic author “friends” on undernet and critique each other’s “masterpieces.” They’re like those two people who are the only ones in a fandom, but hate each other. Internet frenemies. They consider each other a friend but have serious the doubts the other feels the same considering their relationship is 40% blunt insults.

megalotrash:

for the commentary asks- both @pentollsinwhynot and @alicedragons picked the same fic- so i hope you don’t mind i’m doing them together! 

(fic is Doggy 101: Training Your New Puppy)

Ok! so this is earlier on in the fic, Stretch has agreed to being with them both and he and Slim have been heavily making out. Black however is off to the side and watching them both, but he’s very much in control. He wants them both to have a good time, but he’s intent on teaching Stretch a lesson in control considering in his mind he’s a bit all over the place. It’s Stretch’s POV, but i  wanted to show that Black is like 98% in control of himself but underneath that this is like his dream come true. Two submissive Papyruses in his bed. XD

(thankyou aliccce! <3)

Ok so Black has been teasing Stretch enough for him to beg to be fucked, and there’s a lot of ‘good boy’ etc in this fic as it’s that positive reinforcement that Black knows both of them need. Especially considering it’s a lot of firsts for all of them. But the watching thing, imo Slim has a lot of self confidence issues and i know that Black can come across as a harsh asshole to everyone and kind of degrading to his brother? But my hcs behind closed doors are that Black’s slowly been building his confidence up, he gives harsh punishments and is Slim’s dom/master but a lot of what they do is at Slim’s request.

 This however is Black’s idea, something he really wants his brother to experience. It’s not lost on any of them how similar Slim and Stretch look, which is why slim’s obedience wavers. If Slim is being made to watch basically his own face screwed up in pleasure, then he’s going to understand a little more of what Black sees in him. 

For Stretch too, he’s seeing a peek behind the curtain, something that’s going to be really important if this is going to be more than a one time thing. There’s a lot more love between them than anyone assumed, it’s one of the reasons i love the sf bros. Oh and the ‘non verbal’ thing is probably a look or a gesture, something that’s developed between them for when they’re in danger and can’t talk- something that says ‘trust me.’ 

Thankyou both for asking! ❤ 

Thank you for answering, Trashy–I absolutely love this! Especially the part about Black building up Slim’s confidence ❤ Healthy Swapfell brothers makes me very happy in sexual scenarios. And with the Honeyvenom in the mix, it’s even sweeter.

(I seriously cannot wait to write for Honeyvenom hhhhhnnnn.)

Who would be the most competitive when it comes to an Easter egg hunt?

I hope you don’t mind – I threw in a few extra skeletons! ^-^’ (And, in hindsight, I went a bit overboard with this).

From least to most competitive:

Sans – he doesn’t really care for competition. He mostly just plays along for the fun of it. (Although he might attempt to mess with a few of the others Red and Razz by hiding eggs in… strange places).

Twist – he will certainly “bring his A game”, so to speak, but he isn’t concerned with winning. He mostly gets involved in the competition for the entertainment of the other skeletons. And, it’s also fun for him to watch a select few skeletons become enraged over losing. Cash.

Slim – he isn’t too fussed by how many eggs he finds, or how quickly he finds them. He does enjoy hunts though–and, much like Twist, he particularly enjoys watching some of the more competitive skeletons infuriate each other.

Blackberry – BB doesn’t mind a little friendly competition, but he wouldn’t be overly upset if he lost. He actually prefers hiding the eggs–watching the other skeletons frantically running around in search of them is an exciting form of entertainment for him.

Spark – he likes to get involved, and he enjoys the novelty of hunting for eggs, but winning isn’t really a priority for him. The only time he might get a bit annoyed about losing, is if someone he dislikes wins (cough Razz cough).

Stretch – this honestly depends on who else is involved. If a certain edgy skeleton is participating, he might muster up some competitive spirit, but most of the time, he’s satisfied to “not try” (partly because he takes losing to heart–he’s very much of the ‘I can’t fail if I don’t try’ mentality).

Red – he probably won’t really make much of an effort to win, but he’s a very sore loser. Not much fun in an Easter egg hunt. He tends to hide them instead.

Blue – he likes to put his best effort into winning, and he does enjoy the thrill of the victory, but he doesn’t mind taking a loss.

Papyrus – though he isn’t a sore loser, Papyrus loves the competition. He’ll always try his best to win, and he takes great pride in being able to find the most eggs.

Edge – most of the time, Edge tries to sit out–knowing full well how competitive he can get. But, when coerced into joining in, he can be pretty relentless. Winning is no small matter to him.

Braise – Braise very much enjoys winning–but it’s almost a compulsive thing for him. He gets very frustrated when he loses, so, much like Edge, he tries to sit out.

Razz – Razz will brush off Easter egg hunts as a “juvenile game”, but in reality, winning is very important to him. He mostly tries to pass off his hard-earned victories as “talent-based flukes”.

Cash – a highly competitive boy when Twist is involved. Don’t go near him while he’s hunting for eggs if you’re Twist, because he will go to extreme lengths to sabotage Twist you. Cash has an ingrained need to impress–even when it comes to things as basic as egg hunts. And if he wins, he’ll make sure Twist everyone remembers it. He’s a shameless brag.

This was loads of fun, thank you for sending this in! ^^

Braise and Spark belong to @sansy-fresh‘s Servantfell AU.

Twist and Blackberry belong to @itsladykit‘s Twistfell AU.

You and your purring skeletons. I’ve been thinking about them all evening, and I have to know—which of the skeletons purrs loudest? (Assuming you can get said skeleton to purr at all). I just love your god damn cat headcanons, okay? Bitch.

itsladykit:

❤️ 😘 Love you too, Alice.

I love my purring skeletons. Why do they purr? It’s cute. (I don’t actually care if it doesn’t make sense—let me have this. Lol.)

So, some purring headcanons about our boys:

Papyrus

He actually doesn’t purr very often because he’s always very busy, running around, doing things—he doesn’t really allow himself to sit down and relax. The only time he consistently purrs is when Sans is tucking him in at night. Papyrus purrs while Sans reads to him. He will also deliberately purr if he’s trying to calm someone down. He’ll purr if he’s with Red too. Red can get him to purr very easily.

Sans

All Sans-es have a weak spot: their coronal suture. Scratch along their coronal suture, and they will purr if they’re relaxed enough. Sans is no different, but he also just purrs a lot in general. Relaxing at Grillby’s bar after closing? Falling asleep on the couch? Dog sleeping on top of him? This boy will purr over anything.

Rus

It’s also very easy to get Rus to purr. Especially if he’s just had a good meal, and he’s curled on the couch next to Edge someone he cares about.

Blue

A mix of Papyrus and Sans, really. He’s normally too busy to relax and settle down, but if he is relaxed and at ease, it’s very easy to get him to purr.

Edge

…He almost never purrs. He’s too alert and on edge to be relaxed enough to purr. It isn’t impossible, but it is very, very difficult. When he does purr, it’s soft and stuttering. You could miss it if you aren’t listening for it.

Red

Edge and Papyrus can get him to purr with no problem, but he’s generally pretty reluctant to purr. He has to feel safe, and that’s a bit difficult for him.

Slim

It would be easy to make him purr—just a little kindness really—except he gets embarrassed by it, and stops almost as soon as he starts. With some encouragement and in the right environment, he could overcome that, though.

Razz

His coronal suture is still a weak point—it will cause him to purr. But he’d likely be a bit like his brother. He wouldn’t want to purr in front of anyone else.

Twist

He’s a bit like Sans—he’ll purr over anything, but his purr is also kind of messed up. It stops and starts, rather than maintaining a consistent rhythm. It’s also very loud.

Blackberry

His purr is very soft, and he’s more likely to purr intentionally rather than out of genuine feeling. It signals to his brother “I’m alright, I’m safe” so he’ll start purring to soothe Twist, even if he’s pretty upset himself. Twist can get him to purr genuinely, though.

Cash

He doesn’t purr very often, so he’s always surprised when he does start purring. He’ll always startle and stop purring…then slowly ease back into it. (Slim, Rus, and Twist would all take great pleasure in getting this guy to purr.)

Purring skeletons!

One of my favourite headcanons. Thank you, Kit ;-;