9, 12, 14, and 16 for SpicyMaple if you havent done it already? Hope you have a great day!

9. Who’s best at oral sex/oral headcanons?

Slim gives great oral. Despite leaning towards a more submissive role, one situation that he enjoys being more dominant in is when there’s oral involved. He loves doting on Edge and getting him to be a bit more vocal.

Oral isn’t actually something Edge is often inclined to performing, unless he’s preparing Slim for penetration or something of the like. One scenario that he does like performing oral in though, is when Slim is having one of his ‘down days’. Edge likes that he can take his time and be gentle with Slim. It’s very effective.

12. Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?

Both of them actually tend to be pretty quiet during sex. Edge is probably the more vocal one when it comes down to it, but this seldom extends beyond praise, which he likes to whisper to Slim. Making Slim feel safe and loved is something of a speciality for Edge.

14. Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating?

Both of them are fairly discrete, but if Slim thinks Edge isn’t around, he’s more likely to become vocal–and hence, get caught (assuming Edge is actually around). He would likely be flustered at being discovered, but Edge would likely encourage him to continue–with him watching, of course. It would be a good opportunity for Edge to build Slim’s self-esteem a bit, and Edge would take full advantage of it.

16. Who usually cums first?

Slim normally comes first at Edge’s guidance. Their roles aren’t fixed, but 95% of the time, Edge will dom and Slim will sub. As such, Edge takes Slim’s pleasure into his own hands and builds him up mentally and emotionally, while breaking him down physically. It makes for some very intense orgasms on Slim’s part, and Edge is never far behind.

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SpicyHoney 2,3, 25 and 27

2. Who usually initiates things?

Rus is a bit insecure, and likes it when Edge initiates things, because it makes him feel wanted. He tends to drop hints until Edge realises he wants sex–then Edge will technically initiate it.

3. How often do they have sex?

Almost every day, if they can. Edge actually needs the constant sex as an outlet for any pent up magical energy that his LV builds up. Rus certainly isn’t complaining.

25. Something they tried and won’t do again?

Nothing they’ve actually tried, but Edge really likes the idea of petplay–and particularly, collaring Rus. He’s never suggested it though, since it’s something he’s a little ashamed of, given the meaning behind collars in his universe. It’s definitely something he thinks about a lot though. The idea of being able to collar Rus is very appealing to him, as it would provide him with that comfort that Rus was safe and under his protection.

27. Any headcanons not touched on?

Fun little fact about Rus: He’s pretty insecure about his ability to please his partners–which makes him an excellent lover. He always tries to get his partners to come before he does. Edge figures this out pretty quickly and makes it his mission to try and get Rus to relax. It’s part of why Edge likes taking on a more dominant role with them. He wants Rus to feel good about himself, so he dotes on him and makes him feel cherished. Making Rus fall apart (and when Rus is falling apart–you can be sure he’ll be vocal about it) is a huge turn-on for Edge.

Thank you, Deck! I love answering stuff for these two. Questions from here.

Hi! For the NSFW ask meme…Uh, can I just say all the papyri? If not, then spicyhoney. 8, 12, and 25 :)

I went with the Papcest OT5–I hope that’s okay!

8. Favourite position to have sex?

Edge: He likes riding his partners, or being on top for doggy. Anything that puts him in control is a go-to, honestly.

Rus: Similar to Edge, Rus likes riding (cowgirl). His favourite thing to do though is oral–especially when he’s the one giving it. And if his partners become a bit more dominant during the encounter, then all for the better.

Slim: Being submissive is a lot easier for him emotionally, and he tends to enjoy bottoming more as well. He finds it the most pleasurable when his legs are over his partner’s shoulders. If he’s in a dominant mood though (which is rare), then he’ll switch this around and watch his partner’s face as they fall apart (a favourite when it comes to Cash).

Cash: He’s more comfortable being top and dominant at first, but once he gives something more submissive a try, he finds he really enjoys being able to give up control (this only works once he’s built trust with his partners though).

Twist: Amazon press. When he’s the dom. (And especially when Cash is the sub). He loves taking control of his partners’ pleasure and seeing them fall apart. He doesn’t like to limit himself though, so he’ll often play a more submissive role if it’s what his partners want (this is especially true of Edge). In that case, he likes cowgirl. (Seeing his partner’s face is a must).

12. Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?

Rus is very good at dirty talk, and so is Twist. Although Twist’s dirty talk tends to last longer. Rus’s eventually devolves into whining and screaming. He’s a vocal boi.

Both of them love using dirty talk on Edge and Cash, who both get flustered very easily by it (especially Cash). And when it comes to Slim, they’re all pretty heavy on the praise. It’s hard not to be. He’s such a good boy.

25. Something they tried and won’t do again?

(In reference to this ask, sort of)–Twist and Cash gave master/slave play a try once. Twist just… couldn’t do it. It put him in a very bad mental place.

Cash might be able to convince Rus to try it with him, but none of the others would. And it’s not quite as satisfying with Rus, because he’s not as dominant with him as Cash would like him to be.

I imagine Twist would also have given a few of the stranger kinks a go at least once–with as many of his partners as he could convince to join him. Rus might try some of the more unusual stuff a second time, but none of them can really keep up with Twist. Edge drew the line at “multiple variations of detached genitalia going at once” and now refuses to join Twist whenever he says ‘he has an idea’.


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13. Do they have sexual nicknames or titles?

Twist has a whole vocabulary of nicknames that tend to spill from his mouth when he’s with Cash. ‘Patches, Precious, Sweetheart, Love’. Most of them are surprisingly sweet. He tends to lose coherency when he reaches a certain point though–and then it just becomes a whole lot of vulgarity.

Cash gets embarrassed enough when Twist uses nicknames for him, so the furthest he’ll go is “twisted” (and maybe “asshole”).

14. Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating?

Oh geez. I kind of love this question. Mostly because Twist would most definitely be “caught”–but only due to his lack of subtlety. And he wouldn’t even consider it “being caught”. It would sort of be a “Oh hey Patches I got bored. Wanna help?” situation.

18. What are their safewords?

(Crap I’m so bad at coming up with safewords.) Uh….. Cash’s is ‘pirate’, Twist’s is ‘parrot’.

21. What roleplay scenarios do they have/want?

Cash is very vanilla initially, and any sort of roleplay is wasted on him. Once he settles into their dynamic a bit though, he likes playing a very submissive role, where he can lie back and trust Twist entirely (this might include petplay, or even some light bdsm). Cash would like to try a sort of master/slave scenario (as a sort of cathartic thing), but for obvious reasons, Twist detests this idea.

26. What would each member say their favourite thing about the other is?

Twist would say that he likes everything about Cash. He likes having someone around who gives him a reaction when he acts like a bit of an idiot, while simultaneously encouraging said idiotic behaviour. He also likes having someone who needs him. He likes that Cash doesn’t really give a fuck about anything, while simultaneously (and secretly) giving a fuck about everything. He likes it when he manages to coax a rare smile (or even rarer laugh) out of Cash.

Cash would say he likes Twist’s massive dick.

U succ Painty. Questions from here. 

Spicyhoney 1, 4, and 6 ;D

1. What was their first time like?

I have so many different AUs and long fics in my head for these two, that it’s very difficult to pinpoint an exact “first time” I have for them. I’ll do two sets here: the friends with benefits version and the romantic slow burn version.

FWB: Their first time was pretty emotionless. Probably quite rough too. The focus was more on letting off some steam than expressing any sort of affection for each other.

RSB: Their first time would have been full of deep passion and emotion. There would be a lot of affection and praise involved. I imagine it would occur at one of those “I really need you right now” moments, where they just give in. Knowing me, it would probably be hurt/comfort sex. (To be honest though, I seldom go down this route.)

4. Who is louder/noisier?

Rus. Hands down. Edge is more quiet grunts and moans, while Rus will outright scream and wail if he’s into it. Rus is also very heavy on praise and dirty talk.

6. What’s foreplay often like?

At the beginning of their relationship, there isn’t much foreplay. Sex is a very spur of the moment sort of thing for them. The foreplay is mostly heavy flirting and maybe a bit of kissing and touching.

Later in their relationship, sex is often something they do out of a need for comfort. Edge might arrive home late after work, exhausted and stressed, and after a bit of comfort cuddling, Rus will take get the edge off. (amirite?)

Their foreplay is mostly very soft and gentle. A lot of sensual touches and light kisses and whispers of adoration.

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hey LOSER 😝😝😝, headcanons on how the skeles sleep with and without their lovers? ;))))

Oops, I just did the Papcest OT5 ^_^ (This also got…. a little sad. *looks at Cash*). Thank you for sending this out of the blue, Painty 🙂 I wasn’t expecting it. At all 😉

Edge

By himself: Very rigid sleeping position. Lies on his back (it’s the quickest way to jump up should an attack happen in the night), arms often folded on his chest or at his sides. Silent sleeper. (Though when he gets comfortable with someone, he’s rumoured to snore).

With his lovers: Normally with his arms around them, sort of a protective pose. He’ll often sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door, and he’ll often angle himself in such a way that shields his partners from the door. He does still like his personal space however, and often prefers to sleep without physical contact (just knowing his partner(s) are there is comforting to him).

Rus

By himself: Curled up on his side or sprawled out in his stomach. The boy has a hard time finding a comfortable sleeping position and is a very restless sleeper, often changing positions and turning over throughout the night. He doesn’t snore, but he’ll often sleep with his mouth partially open (has been accused of drooling).

With his lovers: he’ll try to go for as much physical contact as he can. He likes cuddling up against his partners’ sides, or being enveloped in their arms. It makes him feel safe and cherished.

Slim

By himself: Takes up as little space as he can when sleeping (not deliberately, he does it…. unconsciously 😉 ). He often curls up on his side (always facing the door) and tucks himself in as much as he can.

With his lovers: Slim is tentative to initiate physical contact, but if his partner(s) display any sort of physical affection he immediately becomes loving. He’s not so much into outright cuddling, but he likes hand holding or any form of touch—just as an assurance that his parnter is there, and that they want him.

Cash 

By himself: Cash doesn’t sleep well. He’s always half awake and is constantly getting up throughout the night. He sleeps best on his side, often with a weapon of some sort under his pillow. When he does get to sleep, he’s twitchy and restless.

With his lovers: Once he’s adapted to the relationship, Cash sleeps a lot better—too much, even. He’s almost making up for lost time. He won’t admit to liking cuddling, but he secretly enjoys being the little spoon (especially if his parnter initiates the contact. It makes him feel wanted.)

Twist 

By himself: Twist sprawls himself out while sleeping. He takes up as much space as he can (whether or not it’s a conscious decision or just something he enjoys doing is up to interpretation). He mostly sleeps on his front, but he’ll often start on his back and wake up in a completely different position. Light sleeper, but good at pretending not to be.

With his lovers: Giant teddy bear. Twist loves cuddling—especially with multiple people at a time, and especially when he gets to be the “big spoon” (or just the cuddler not the cudlee). It’s comforting for him to have his partner(s) in his arms, knowing they’re with him and that they want to be with him.

5 for Patches and Radish? And 13 for Puppymoney? ^^ (Both for the NSFW ones)

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5. Favorite positions?

Even if Twist likes to tease Cash about being his ‘sugar daddy’—which Cash hates—Twist is generally more dominant, though he’s not very picky about genitals or positioning. I think Twist probably looks up various sex positions and convinces Cash to try them out. I think his favorite is probably against a wall, because he is a bit of a showoff. Cash’s favorite position is probably backwards cowgirl or doggystyle—with Twist on the bottom. He gets flustered if Twist can see his face during sex.

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Cash is predictably louder, though he tries to be more reserved during sex. Both of them will try to push the other to be more vocal. Cash will try to hide his face, mostly because he comes apart much easier if his partner is looking at his face. Slim gets vocal after some overstimulation. Both of them will exploit these traits.

From THIS ask meme. 

13 (SFW and NSFW) for Spicymaple (Edge/Slim)? If you’re okay with that ^_^

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Oh hell yeah, Fell and Slim. ❤

13. Who stays up late? Who
sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

Both
stay up late, neither able to get a proper decent sleep in their lives. Of
course this depends if they’re underground or topside. In that case it changes
a little, but mostly because of the reason. Both are light sleepers, one
couldn’t get too cozy in their verse, and being topside, the world is so dang
noisy. Fell gets by on little sleep (Though it eventually catches up on him and
then he crashes hard) and Slim suffers from night terrors and both are content
to keep each other company during these times.

Slim
sleeps the most on a consistent basis only because he catnaps. Fell will push
himself (He overloads himself, stress, tasks, self induced punishment, anxiety,
etc) for days and then crash for twelve hrs straight.

Both
are pretty stubborn but Slim will literally lay on Fell to get him to settle
down. It doesn’t quite work that way with Slim, he’ll just chuckle tiredly and
keep going. Fell has an internal clock and is up, no matter the reason in the
morning to get a start on the day. If Slim doesn’t have to get up, you’re going
to have to drag him, his pillow and the comforter he’s clinging to, down the
stairs to get him up. Not because he’s too tired, it’s usually amusing to have
Fell grumbling at him, dragging him by the leg.

 

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet?
Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Usually
they’re both a little on the quiet side, low growls and broken moans pass
between them as they cling tightly to one another. Slim’ll be all quiet whimpers
and gasps but he really gets off in making Fell lose his mind. Breaking him
down, bit by bit till he’s putty in his hands. Fell is usually so stoic and
reserved, it can take him a while to loosen up in the bedroom and Slim is such
a cheater in bed. Pulls all the dirty moves to make Fell fall apart, like dirty
talk and pet names. Slim doesn’t do it often, so it’s like a special little
treat to whip out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slim’ll ride Fell hard into the sunset, broken furniture be
damned. Tha harder the better, leave bruises, make him ache and forget the
world exists. Don’t be mean to him, but if you call him a slightly degrading
name in bed, shit, better cover his mouth because the neighbors have called the
police and filed a noise complaint.

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Mmmm, should have known lol

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Cash is more for baths as he likes to relax and take his time. Portugal is very much for showers as he has shit to do and little time to get it all done. Sometimes though, Cash will seduce him into using the big ass tub they own to soak together (yes, with scented bubbles).

11. Favorite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

Sometimes, when things become heated or particularly intense, Portugal will grab hold of Cash’s hand and refuse to let go. This can often last long into the afterglow; Cash has even watched P fall asleep while still holding his hand.

15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

Romantically it is closed, for the most part. Portugal is already insecure about being loved; adding more people would only make that feeling worse in most circumstances. When it comes to the bedroom, though, pretty much anything is on the table, as long as it doesn’t become an attachment issue.

Awww Fresh T-T

That hand holding thing. My heart. I really need these two now. They’re precious little assholes.

honeymoney with 4, 5 and 10 :))))

All NSFW

4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

Given his history with sex, Cash isn’t actually awfully fond of unconventional locations (he’s had to make do with back-alleys and bathrooms and the desks of his ‘clients’ far too many times in the past for them to be considered “sexy” to him anymore). Rus likes to tease him a lot though (even in public), so Cash sometimes has difficulty restraining himself.

If “feeling each other up” counts as sex, then the oddest place is probably Edge’s dining room table. Or… beneath it, rather. During dinner. (Edge was less than pleased).

5. Favourite positions?

Rus loves riding Cash. Seeing him slowly losing control and being able to break through Cash’s reserved side is something Rus thoroughly enjoys. Every now and then though, he likes relinquishing control and just let Cash take care of him while he lies back. (That’s normally for ‘bad days’ though.)

Cash is more comfortable being on top. Truthfully, missionary is probably what he finds easiest, at first. Rus introduces him to a few more adventurous positions as the trust between them grows stronger, and eventually, Cash takes quite a liking to doggy (when he’s topping). It puts him in a place where he has almost utter control over the situation, while also allowing him that closeness he really enjoys with Rus. (And Cash isn’t overly fond of eye contact during sex. He gets embarrassed.)

10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

Cash always comes first. For one, he doesn’t have much stamina (or at least, he’s never been pleasured well enough to have learnt the art of holding himself back)–but Rus is also very attentive. He always makes sure his partners come before he does, and as such, he’s always the last to orgasm. He’s very good at holding himself back. He gets anxious and embarrassed if he finishes first.

On top of that, he’ll probably make Cash come more than once–just to be safe. He doesn’t like feeling inadequate, and pleasuring his partners to the extent of his ability is essential to him. Sometimes he overwhelms Cash a bit, but this is mostly just because Cash has never really been with anyone prior to Rus who’s bothered taking such good care of him (except maybe Grillby, but that was mostly rough and unforgiving–the focus wasn’t so much on pleasure as it was on ‘claiming’.)

And Rus only ends up unfinished very occasionally. If this is the case, it’s normally because he’s been having a particularly shoddy day, and is mostly pleasuring Cash to make himself feel better (about himself). If this happens, he might not finish himself, just because of the anxiety and self-doubt stewing inside him. Most of the time though, seeing Cash in the throes of his bliss is enough for Rus.

I love my boys. Now I’m getting inspired to write that fic for them T-T Thanks Painty. (You know the one, you little bitch)

From this shipping ask meme.