pentollsinwhynot:

hushthenoise:

Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

@itsladykit @alicedragons

YES. 😩😍 More of this, I beg.

Edge and Stretch for 5 and 9?

itsladykit:

5. Where do they feel safest?

I’m going to specifically use Paps and Edge from my Broken Bones universe for this.

Paps – With Edge. Specifically if he’s wearing Edge’s collar and close enough to touch. It’s very much a coping mechanism for him at this point.

Edge – In the Tale-verses. Particularly Underswap. He’s still a little tentative and on guard—honestly, that’s gonna take decades to fade—but he definitely feels safe there. Undyne’s house is his other safe place. He trusts her as much as he trusts his own brother—more, in some ways, because she’s generally more honest with him.

9. How do they like to sit?

Edge – back straight, ankles crossed, legs extended. If he’s tense, though, feet flat on the ground and ready to stand at a moment’s notice.

Rus – slouching, either curled into another person or a wall. He’ll also “manspread”. He drapes himself over things too. Especially when he’s trying to be humorously dramatic.

From THIS.

Good Spicyhoney headcanons!!! ❤

How good would Lotus be in a fight, were he forced to defend himself? Or maybe the better question is, how good is he with his magic? (The non-sexy variety).

itsladykit:

Good question!!

Lotus actually does have some minor training in combative magic. Back when he was a child, Gaster did force him into various simulated combat situations…and Lotus always refused to fight. His Gaster made it very clear from the beginning that he was custom made for killing and combat. Lotus rejected that to the point that Gaster considered him useless and sold him to Mettaton to be trained as a sweet-piece.

So Lotus is really what I would consider a pacifist. More so than Papyrus or Blue most definitely—Papyrus not only knows how to fight; he enjoys it (because his people don’t put any emphasis on killing). Blue hasn’t really been formally trained since they left the labs, but he does a lot of practice on his own and with Papyrus.

Additionally, as a sweet-piece, any preservation instincts Lotus had have been largely trained out of him. He’s essentially been trained to accept whatever blows he’s been dealt and to roll with them, rather than trying to struggle or fight back. Side note: this training is pretty critical to his survival, actually. When dealing with monsters high on EXP or monsters losing themselves to their LV, the best way to stay alive is to stay still and placid. Any attempt to escape or defend himself would likely only aggravate the monster further.

So, by and large, Lotus has excellent control over his body and magic—he faces down monsters that are completely lost to their LV without flinching and calms them with projections of peace and joy and love—but he really wouldn’t be good in a combat situation. He doesn’t want to fight, doesn’t like fighting, and has been trained in other ways of settling matters.

…that might change on the surface. Humans aren’t like monsters—even monsters with high LV—and they don’t respond to projections. I think Edge and Felldyne probably work with a lot of former sweet-pieces on the surface, teaching them self-defense. Even then, though, Lotus would rather incapacitate someone and run away as soon as possible than try to take them down. (Papyrus, by contrast, would like to perform what is called a “citizen’s arrest”. Lol.)

Thank you for sharing! Every time I learn more about this boy, I grow to love him just that little bit more. He’s awesome.

😍 and 💔 for Tale Paps? The best boy.

itsladykit:

😍: How does he act differently?

He wants to impress his crush, so he’ll stretch himself, doing things he’s not normally comfortable with. Things that he thinks would impress them. He’ll also become a lot more self-conscious of some of his stranger hobbies. He tries really hard to put forth his best face. Eventually, he finds himself torn between his need to impress and his need to be himself. It’s a house of cards, and it usually comes down on him hard. He often ends up hurt and heartbroken.

He does much better with “friends-to-lovers” as opposed to anything else, since he doesn’t feel that initial need to hide who he is.

💔: What doesn’t he like about being in love?

He doesn’t like not being able to control his emotions, and he doesn’t like how being in love affects his behavior.

Using my sadist headcanons, he’s also not fond of how his sadistic urges start acting up around his crush. It’s incredibly uncomfortable for him, and he ends up feeling as if he’s at war with himself.

👌

Oh dude I need more sadist Papyrus fighting back his urges. Gah! Give me that angst. I beg of you.

itsladykit:

@alicedragons The second half of your ask. Atypical Rus!

How I feel:

I love this boy. Unreservedly. He has none of the salt or troubles his Typical counterpart has. He’s got his troubles and his painful history, and it just makes we want to bundle him up and cuddle him.

Who I ship:

The hoard! I love him with all of them. Especially with Edge…and Cash. Because I do love some sweet, sweet conflict. Fluffy ships don’t always work for me. I need some conflict and/or some angst. And the Cash/Rus dynamic definitely provides the former. (Rus himself provides the latter.)

BroTP:

Pup. He’s close with all of them, but he’s protective of Pup in a way he isn’t with the others.

Unpopular opinion:

He feels very different than Typical Rus, even if their characterizations are largely similar. I couldn’t tell you why, really, but…he just does.

I actually really like him when he gets more aggressive and shows his more demonic side. He’s usually a soft, sweet boy. But don’t give him a reason to fuck you up.

Ideas I want to explore:

His relationship with Cash. I’m dying to explore that.

Oh dude. I am dying for that sweet, sweet, not so sweet Siren/Sex demon content. Atypical Rus is such a good boy. I’m very excited to see your plans for him actualised. ^_^

I’m not sure if you’ve received an ask for him yet, but… Rus? 😇🙏 (Atypical and normal if you like)

itsladykit:

Okay, this is just for Typical Rus, because this got long. I’ll make another post for Atypical Rus.

How I feel:

Ooh. Took me a long time to like this boy. Because he’s kind of an asshole, and he doesn’t dven have a Fell-verse excuse. And I had a lot of fandom salt because he was always the one used as a foil for Edge. Always the “perfect” bro/lover for Red, in comparison to the abusive edgelord. Despite often being an asshole himself.

He’s still not as interesting to me as the Fell boys—which is true of the Tale-verses in general—but I’m coming to appreciate him more and more. The thing is, he is a good foil for Edge—but he doesn’t have to be the pure good beanpole, and Edge doesn’t have to be the bad guy. They’re very different, but they’re complimentary.

So. I guess I’m saying I like him because of the way he relates to Edge.

Who I ship:

Edge. I don’t think I really like him with anyone else. Tale-verse/Tale-verse doesn’t do much for me, and neither does Lazy/Lazy. That really only leaves Twist and Razz. I like him with Twist? But not as much as I like Spicyhoney. (I can really say the same for Cash and Slim.)

And I do not like him with Razz. That’s a bit of a NoTP for me, unless you want to make it noncon. I’m down for most noncon with him, frankly.

BroTP:

Red. I’m not really big on romantic Honeymustard, but platonic is lovely.

Unpopular opinion:

…I don’t really like the “Sans but tall” characterization. He’s his own character, his own person, and I like to see that explored.

Ideas I want to explore:

Soul stuff with Edge. I’m itching to explore that. And I have a really awful, awful preg horror Papgore fic I want to explore with him. Probably gonna post in October because it is dark af.

Non-con with Rus is always good. I’m looking forward to your plans for him!

F, J, and K for Underfell Papyrus? ^_^

sheewolf85:

Eeeee! *ahem* Sorry, I’m just excited; I really didn’t think anyone would send me any asks. Thank you, sweetie!

So, I’m going to answer these for my general Underfell Paps’ headcanons and not specific to anything I’m writing. That being said, my general UF!Paps is pretty close to what I imagine for Captain Tantrum Paps, but CT is a lot fluffier than my general idea of UF…

Yeah, okay, we’re going to pretend you actually understand what I’m saying here and move on to answering the questions.

NSFW, so they’re under the cut.

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Aah, very nice! I love this boy. ❤️

Oh, man! I saw that anon ask about Greed, and I just had to ask too (if you don’t mind, of course!) F, O, and V for both Papyrus and Sans, if that’s alright? ^^

0netype:

Oh dude, yeah ofc!! ;w; Sorry this took a bit to get to—I ended way more swamped with things to do than I anticipated orz

Greed

Papyrus

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Anything that gives his clit the best stimulation. Pap’s capable of getting off with his vag alone but it takes more work than his clients are usually willing to put in towards him. So he likes positions where either he can touch himself while his clients are using him or where his clit is getting enough friction in other ways.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Definitely prefers giving oral. When receiving, like 3 times out of 4 it’s by some monster that’s trying to impress him with skill that they can’t actually back up. If he’s using a dick (which his clients rarely ask him for) it’s not so bad, but when they’re eating him out, it’s difficult even to pretend that they’re any good. He would much rather be on his knees pleasuring someone else than have to endure someone doing an awful job on him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud, loud, loud. Unless a client specifically asks for him to keep quiet, he lets go entirely. He moans and pants constantly (and begs if asked to). Outside of his work, he’s still loud but it’s a lot less for show. When he’s not whoring, he’s also a lot more likely to whine and whimper if something’s particularly good.

Sans

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

If asked, Sans would say missionary. (Well, he wouldn’t say it, he’d describe it and then the person listening would be like ‘oh u mean missionary’ and Sans would be like ‘what’ cuz he has no idea about anything LMFAO) The thing is though, what Sans likes about sex is being able to be on top of his partner, holding them down, pinning them, having them surrounded. Anything that fulfills that desire for him would be the best position.

However, with the limited knowledge at his disposal, he can’t quite pinpoint that that’s what he enjoys quite yet so he’d probs just describe it like “I like being between my partner’s legs while they’re laid out in front of me so I can easily penetrate them.” which. Yeah. Missionary LOL

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s never given oral before and would need careful instruction on watching his teeth (ideally from someone willing to endure his irritation with being taught) if he learned now. As a result, he would much rather receive oral, though he hasn’t exactly had a lot of experience with that either.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t hold back. If he’s loud, he’s loud—there’s no filter on him that makes him want or need to restrain himself. That said, mostly he’s a hisser. He’s not likely to shout or scream or even moan too loud. If it happens, he won’t stop himself or get embarrassed but he’s a lot more geared towards muted sounds of pleasure. Sex is possibly also the only time he’ll let loose long enough to swear.

Send in an ask from the NSFW headcanon meme! 😀

I love these! Thanks for sharing ^_^

(Your KH SF Sans is such an asshole, it’s so entertaining.)

Heya! I was wondering if you’d be willing to share any Spicyhoney headcanons? (NSFW, if you’re okay with that). Just involving their dynamic (dom/sub and top/bottom etc.) and perhaps kinks and just general relationship stuff? If you like ^_^

megalotrash:

Ho boi, yes i would XD

I’m (hopefully) planning a long fic for October (as an alternative to kinktober this year) With a lot of kink-fun and with Spicyhoney being one of the main ships I’m focusing on so…this ramble will probably help me too lol 

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Don’t apologise for the rambling, man, I love this! Thank you for sharing ^_^ A lot of these coincide with my own headcanons–bottom dom Edge. Yes please.

(Also, very excited for that potential long October fic!)

I’ve noticed that you tend to write your Spicyhoney sex scenes in a very distinct way—a way that I really enjoy. Do you have any NSFW headcanons for them you’d like to share? Or any part of your thought process while writing for them? ^_^

keelywolfe:

Okay, so I
am generally only articulate in fiction so this is going to wander all over the
place.

I’ve been
writing smut for a long time, it’s kinda my thing, and I’m guessing I have a
distinct enough style which tends to be a rambling stream of consciousness sort
of sex scene, LOL! Edge’s POV would always be stiffer, a little more formal,
losing control as things progress and Stretch would be lazier and even more rambling
than normal. It’s easier for him to let go entirely and immerse himself in it
whereas Edge struggles to let go of control in all situations.

Headcanons,
yes, if I can explain them in any meaningful way. This is probably more for the Slowing Your Roll universe, where their relationship is less trusting.

I tend to
write what I want to read. I like Edge as the penetrating partner and Stretch
as the receptive one. Nothing at all to do with any sort of power dynamic, it’s
just what I like and how I see them.

‘Control
issues’ isn’t just a nickname for Edge. He has serious issues with control due
to living in Underfell where control is everything, and not just in terms of
who is in charge. Monsters with LV have to have control because losing their temper could have very poor results. It’s
a rough world but there are grudging alliances and loyalties, and a lack of
control could destroy something that took years to build in a moment. Sex would
be difficult for him to enjoy if he wasn’t in control, he wouldn’t be able to
relax.

Edge has only had two lovers, aside from Stretch, and one was female,
so while he’s not inexperienced, he’s nothing like Stretch’s level. He’s never
bottomed, never so much as masturbated with his cunt. He’s not sure if he could
like it, there’s been no one he’s trusted enough to try it with (yet).
Again, it’s about control. I’m not at all implying that the receptive partner
is weaker or can’t be dominant but again, this is what he knows and it’s
reflected in his experience. It would also be difficult for him to
accept someone on top of him in any situation.  

Stretch on the other hand, doesn’t give a shit. He just likes
sex. He’s pretty easy for it and up for about anything. Being held down? Sure,
why not, it’s not like he can’t get out of it if he really wanted to. He’s
content to let someone else do the heavy lifting. He has no preference for
bottom or top, which is why he tends to go with a combination of a cock and a
cunt. He’s stubborn as hell, though. He likes it and he doesn’t damn well need
to explain himself. 

I have a thing
for frottage, particularly clothed, and come-marking, so that tends to show up
in my smut. Not so much as blatant as coming on someone’s face, although I
wouldn’t rule it out. Edge would always be the one who wants his come all over
Stretch and is satisfied to see it on him.  Messing him up and basking in it is a part of
the afterglow.

As for Stretch,
sure, mess him up. He’ll be snarky and sarcastic all the way, pretend it
doesn’t affect him for as long as he can, but he’s not going to say no. Hold
him down? Sure…but he might try to get loose. Collar him? Maybe…if you can get
him to hold still. He’s down for it but hey, there’s a little thrill in the
chase. But if he says no, it’s no, done and dusted. He’s not serious very often
but when he is, it’s a cold hard fact. He’ll proudly claim the title of slut
but don’t call him a whore. He has his reasons, if you could ever get a straight
answer from him. Good luck.

Whew. This
went on for a while. Oh, last thing. Edge didn’t used to wear boots with heels
until he met Stretch. It puts him at eye level with him and hey, he knows that
height isn’t everything, Red is more than capable of kicking ass, but damn it
if he doesn’t annoy him to see Stretch smirking down at him…

I love how the dynamic works out between these two with your headcanons. Edge needs control–but Stretch makes him fight for it. Edge has a very set way he approaches sex–while Stretch is open to virtually anything. These are awesome, thank you for sharing!