“O-oh! Um…” Blackberry wrung out his hands, glancing anxiously at his brother. “Well, I suppose I would… marry my brother–platonically, of course!” he added quickly, upon a loud snort from Stretch.

“‘S alrigh’, bro. I’d marry ya too,” Twist said, winking. Blackberry beamed, then turned to the two remaining skeletons.

Edge wore a deadpan look, sighing and leaning back. “It’s alright, Berry. You wouldn’t be the first to tell me you want to kill me.”

Blackberry frowned, folding his arms across his chest. “No, Edge. I think I–I would fu–bed you,” he said with conviction.

Edge blinked, looking surprised. “Oh. Well. Thanks. I suppose.”

“You’re quite welcome, though…” Blackberry looked at Stretch, who appeared thoroughly amused. “I do apologise, Stretch.”

Stretch waved him off. “no hard feelings, berry. i’d kill myself too for the opportunity to fuck the edgelord.”

That earned him a rather rough shove from Edge, and a nod of agreement from Twist.

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