Inspired by this post. And credit to @alicedragons and @ollie-oxen-free for some of the dialogue. (The funny parts. They contributed the funny parts.)
By this time of the night, most of them had more than a couple drinks, and Rus, for one, was well on the road to being properly shitfaced, even if he was only two drinks in. Wobbling, he stood up and lifted his bottle of honey high, one foot on the chair. “I!” he declared, raising his voice for once, “I am in the mood to do something incredibly stupid.”
Twist raised his hand. “Ooh! Pick me! I’m incredibly stupid!”
Everyone turned to stare at him. “…what?” Rus asked.
“Did I stutter?” Twist asked, looking around to confirm that he had not, in fact, stuttered.
Edge facepalmed. “Stars on fire, mutt, have some dignity.”
“Dignity doesn’ get ya laid, edgelord.”
Cash rolled his eyelights. “yes,” he said, “because acting like a complete and utter moron—”
“eh. sure. why not?” Rus said, stepping down from the chair.
Cash blinked. “what.”
Standing with a flourish, Twist waltzed—literally waltzed, as in danced—over and took Rus in his arms, guiding him into a deep dip. “Good choice, sweetheart,” he said with a wink, “I’ll show ya real good time, yeah?” Laughing, Rus allowed Twist to sweep him up into his arms and carry him off.
Smirking, Slim held out his hand, and with a sigh, Red slapped a bag of G into his it. “fuckin’ hell, boss. ya couldn’t make yer move a little faster?” Red snapped, earning a glare that caused him to pull his hood up and hide his face. “i-i mean, nuthin’, boss. i didn’ say nuthin’.”
“Hmph.”
I will gladly take credit for like, one line of dialogue in there. I know this was meant to be a “shitpost”–but you’re honestly making me ship Twist and Rus more and more with this bullshit. They might even be gaining a reputation in my mind as a “shitpost couple”. And I love them for it.
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