Maybe 5 for Papyrus, Blue and Edge if you want to? =)

5. Kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

Ouch. This one’s hard >_<

Kill Blue (reluctantly–more by default, because you won’t catch me killing my Paps).

Betray Papyrus. I think he might be the only one here who wouldn’t come back at me with a vengeance (and I’m too much of a coward to actually kill him).

Have Edge on my zombie apocalypse team. He has those Fell-verse survival instincts–and high HP. He’d make a good shield hehe.

From here: https://alicedragons.tumblr.com/post/175453544872/send-me-three-names-a-number

3:sans,chara,papyrus

3. Fuck, take a bullet for, murder

Fuck Papyrus while taking a bullet for him!
Is that allowed?

Okay fine—fuck Papyrus, take a bullet for Chara, and murder Sans.

Papyrus is my boy, of course, and I suppose Chara is just a child. No murdering the child. (Sorry, Sans. Bye bye.)

From here: https://alicedragons.tumblr.com/post/175453544872/send-me-three-names-a-number

For Edge: #6. Slim, Cash, and Twist. (No Rus for you this time. Too easy.)

6. Seduce, steal from, serenade.

Seduce Twist. Edge might put up a front about his intentions, but he does feel the urge to take care of the bastard from time to time.

Steal from Cash. Who else? (Poor boy is getting robbed clean these fmk asks).

Serenade Slim. Because the puppy has a beautiful voice, but he lacks confidence. Edge might be a little reserved himself, but he wouldn’t mind providing Slim with a little boost.

From here: https://alicedragons.tumblr.com/post/175453544872/send-me-three-names-a-number

Edit: And you’re right. If Rus had been on that list, no one else would have had the opportunity for a fucking from the Edgelord.