itsladykit:

alicedragons:

itsladykit:

Razz sniffed, walking back and forth in front of the other three. “Ya need a little help there—?”

“Be silent!” Twist raised a brow-bone, then snorted and shook his head, amused. “Hmm…wed Cash. He, at least, knows how to appreciate the finer things.” Cash just crossed his arms, regarding Razz skeptically. Ignoring him, Razz looked between Rus and Twist. “Mutt!” he snapped, and Twist cocked his head.

“…yeah?”

“You have high HP? You are…durable?”

A slow smile spread across Twist’s face. “Yeah, sweetheart. I don’ break easy…but yer welcome ta try,” he said with a wink.

Razz nodded. “Kill the ashtray and bed the mutt, then.”

Rus wiped imaginary sweat from his brow. “thank fuck. dodged a bullet there.”

“You have high HP? You are…durable?”  This made me laugh so much…… Do I ship this now? Probably.

Thank you, Kit! I loved this. The Razz FMKs are hilarious. They all involve someone feeling insulted at being chosen as the marry/fuck (or relieved at not being picked).

But Alice, you don’t understand. I do ship it, and honestly in the worst way possible.

See, Twist puts up a good front? But he has a bunch of vulnerable spots to exploit—he’s got major abandonment issues, he’s desperate to please, he doesn’t value himself, and he thinks he’s stupid. A subtle, manipulative partner could absolutely take advantage of that. Or, frankly, someone like Razz—who doesn’t manipulate on purpose, but who is pretty much custom-made to hit all of Twist’s vulnerable spots. They’d be awful for each other, and I kind of love it.

Of course, if I were to write the fic, it would be all about realizing they weren’t good for each other, and both of them maybe becoming better people, but the utter mess of that relationship is just so appealing to me on a certain level.

I didn’t ask for this fucking inspiration, Kit. Take it back.