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Hey everyone! Here are the prompts I’ve written up for my drabble event! I’ve tried to round them out a bit, but honestly, most of these are just charged with sexual tension.
Please feel free to start sending your requests through my ask box with a number from this list, and the ship (or platonic ship) you’d like to see! Thanks, everyone!
- “If I can’t have you, no
one can.” - “You always were a
terrible liar.” - “Murdering you wouldn’t be
a crime, it would be community service.” - “If life has taught me one
thing, it’s never to trust someone with that look on their face.” - “If I die today, it had
better not be with your hand in my pants.” - “Not to get all mushy, but
I get really turned on when you do that.” - “90% of my important
decisions have been made out of spite.” - “If keeping my sanity was
my goal, then I made a very poor choice coming here with you.” - “The last time someone
looked at me like that, I was in a far more horizontal position.” - “You were my first.”
- “I trust you with my life.” “Really? I wouldn’t trust you with mine in a game of laser tag.”
- “I can’t remember the last time someone said something like
that to me, but I’m pretty sure it was in a strip club.” - “If you die, I’ll kill you.”
- “I lied. I hate this movie.”
- “Who do I have to sleep with to get some food right now?…..
No, not you.” - “I never thought I’d say this, but I really hope I’m not about
to get laid.” - “If you wanted ice cream, you should have said so when we were
at the ice cream parlour ten minutes ago!” - “I would say I’m immune to your charms, but honestly, you have
none.” - “I’m not sure I’m ready for this kind of commitment.”
- “I’m not accustomed to this level of affection.” “I literally just asked if you wanted a
glass of water.” - “Your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner must be wondering where you
are.” - “I never was good at keeping secrets.”
- “As much as I enjoy your company, I think I’d rather be burned
alive.” - “Ah. There seems to be only one bed…” (my favourite cliché honestly)
- “I know we just met, but can you kiss me real quick?”
- “Wow. You’re a lot more attractive in person.”
- “Do you, uh, need a hug or whatever?”
- “Be honest, do you like me?” “We’re married.”
- “Who hurt you? Tell me who it was.”
- “I’m too sober for this.”
- “It wouldn’t hurt so much if you stopped wriggling!”
- “We broke up three years ago.” “No, I dumped you three years ago.”
- “I have a confession to make.”
- “Fine. I’ll help you. But I want something in return.”
- “I did all of this for you.”
- “Hey… can you come bail me out?”
- “Ugh, you’re doing it wrong—here, let me show you.”
- “I am NOT wearing that.”
- “Choose your next words carefully. VERY carefully.”
- “Come on, don’t you trust me?” “I literally just met you.”
- “What are the odds of us meeting at a place like this?”
- “I adopted a stray kitten……….s.”
- “I love the sound of your voice.”
- “Kiss me in front of him/her/them—it’ll be scandalous!”
- “If I have to carry you, so help me, I will!”
- “Is there a problem, officer?”
- “You look a lot like my boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.” “How long have you been dating?” “If
tonight goes well, one night.” - “I don’t have anything to wear.” “Just borrow something of mine.”
- “Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see—oh
shit, it’s a knife.” - “This is the gayest thing I’ve ever done.” “I thought I was the gayest thing you’d
ever done.”
