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Should I do blurbs here? Uh, drunk Stretch vague shenanigans, Fell takes care of his boy. He is not amused.

RATING: T

WORD COUNT: 1026 words

WARNINGS: Papcest, alcohol mention, language, drunkeness.

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Gah! This was adorable. Drunken nonsense is one of my favourite devices—and the spicyhoney is such a treat. My favourite part:

“i’ll have you know, i have a boyfriend and i will not fraternize with a stranger, no matter how sexy you are.”

“I’M YOUR BOYFRIEND.”

“yeah you are.”

💛♥️ this was so cute. Lovely writing!