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Follower Milestone Shitpost Announcement!

So, in celebration of reaching 400 followers on this account, I’ve decided to do a silly little shitpost thing. I’ll be writing a fic based loosely on the reality TV show ‘The Bachelor’. For anyone who’s never seen the show, or doesn’t know how it works–basically, participants compete for the Bachelor’s affections, and at the end of every episode (or chapter, in this case) one person is eliminated. This is pretty much the extent of my knowledge. I’ve never actually seen the show cough.

I’ll be writing a fic based on this concept (perfect shitpost material). The twist here though–is that you guys will get to vote who gets eliminated at the end of each chapter!

I’ve chosen a Bachelor already–who could be more fit for the task but Cash? A lonely rich skeleton in need of a sugar baby. But who deserves his money love the most? Well–you guys will get to decide!

I’ll write a chapter introducing all the contestants first–and then I’ll put up the first poll ^_^ I hope you guys enjoy this. I’m really looking forward to it! This seems to have become my shitpost blog.

(Also, side not: I’ll still be doing the drabble requests on my other blog, but I just couldn’t resist this idea. Painty and Fresh and Deck are enablers.)

Oh, and I’ll be calling it ‘The Bonechelor’. *holds for applause*

alicedragons:

paintys-actual-art:

“You look ridiculous’‘ 

‘‘At least you’re smilin’ edgelord.’‘

YES! 💕💕 oh no this is so cute. I see you hiding in the tree there, Red. And don’t think no one noticed you blushing, Edge. They’re precious. GORGEOUS.