if you had to pick a favourite ship (besides spicyhoney ;) ) what would it be?

Cruel. 

Hmm, I really like Edgeberry. And I’ve also always secretly had a thing for Honeymustard (although I only like very specific portrayals of it, so I tend not to read as much of it as I’d like to).

I’ve recently started getting really invested in anything involving Slim… is it cheating if I say Expensivespicyhoneydog? (Or Kit’s Twistedspicyhoneydog. Yes please.)

Oh, and I also have a thing for rarepairs. Honeyvenom is one that’s slowly emerging, and I’m really enjoying it (mostly for *cough* smut purposes, but y’know). I also love Puppyberry, but I don’t think I’ve actually seen much (if anything) for it.

I know you said favourite and not favourites, but. Nah. I’m greedy.

30, Swapfell Papyrus

From this ask meme.

“Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)”

I like to headcanon Cash as being a bit unstable, so the obvious answer here is: lash out. He would absolutely resort to violence as a first instinct. Perhaps trying to take revenge (or just finding someone to blame). I think once his initial anger was out though, he’d go into a bit of an unresponsive state, wallowing in self-hatred and blaming himself for the misfortune (death or otherwise).

I do like to think though, that if it wasn’t his problem (e.g. a close friend or partner is struggling) he would be 100% there for them. Perhaps in his own odd way – I don’t think he’d favour traditional methods of comfort – but he would try his absolute best to make sure they weren’t suffering. I definitely think he’s the type of person with an unending supply of empathy (even if he hides it), and seeing someone he cared about in pain would bring out a very primal protectiveness in him.

Sorry, I went way off the question here, but I needed to go into a bit more depth since I haven’t really delved into Cash’s character much! Thank you, Rhody! ❤

21, Blue (happy new year!!) :P

Thank you!! As I write this, it’s 9 minutes to midnight, and I’m so ready to go to bed. But happy new year to you too!

From this ask meme.

“Turn-ons? Turn-offs?”

When it comes to more insecure partners (cough, Edge) I think one of the biggest turn ons would be (warning: this is cheesy af) seeing them smile. Or blush. Particularly if he is the cause of it. He loves making people feel good about themselves, and seeing his partner(s) happy is particularly spectacular for him.

Physically, height. Aha, yup. I think it’s obvious who I ship him with just from this, but I genuinely believe that Blue loves standing on his toes to kiss his partners. Although in truth, I don’t think the physical side of the relationship is as important to him.

And as far as turn-offs go, I don’t think he’d have many. But if anything, I’d say even the slightest hint of reluctance from his partner would be an immediate red light and a huge turn off. Blue is completely obsessed with crystal clear consent, and if his partner isn’t one hundred percent engaged, he’ll quickly lose interest.

Thank you, Trashy! I don’t generally think of these kinds of headcanons for Blue, but this was fun!

kinks ; ) ?

Personally? Not really. But as far as fanfiction is concerned… oh man.

The first two that come to mind are collaring and praise. (Collaring is a fairly recent thing, thank you Fell Papyrus (((and all you enablers out there)))). I’d probably also throw voyeurism, and……. cuddling? I just really love cuddling. I don’t care if it’s not a kink. 

50, UT Papyrus

From this ask meme.

“Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?”

I’ll be honest, I was a bit hesitant to answer this one – mostly because I know there is a lot of Papyrus dialogue surrounding this subject in the actual game, and I’m not as familiar with it as most people, so I didn’t want to misrepresent his character or anything.

But, assuming he isn’t afraid of dying, I came up with a bunch of random headcanons as to why.

So, as most people know, Papyrus is very passionate about his hobbies and ambitions. Wanting to join the Royal Guard, for example, is a major part of his character within the game. So why wouldn’t he be afraid to die if he has so much to live for?

Personally, I like to headcanon that (where the human is concerned at least) Papyrus is more aware of Resets than he lets on. He (mostly) isn’t afraid to die, because he knows it isn’t permanent.

But in cases where the human is absent – or just in general – I like to think that the two things that would scare him most about death would be: 1. Missing out on so many of life’s opportunities. 2. Leaving behind the people he cares about.

As far as number 1 is concerned, I strongly believe that given how selfless Papyrus is, this wouldn’t be a massive issue for him. While he might project himself as slightly egotistical and eager to please and impress, I don’t think ambitions such as joining the Royal Guard are as important to him as he lets on. I think the bigger thing would be number 2 – leaving his friends behind. 

While I’m certain he would have qualms about abandoning the people he loves, I believe that his confidence in their ability to function without him would ease his mind. One of the things I love about Papyrus’ character is how much faith his has in people. I think, even in death, he would feel reassured that his brother and his friends would be alright without him – because he believes in them and their strength to survive without him.

Uh. Anyway. I think you all know what kind of drunk I am now. I seriously can’t stop talking.

Thank you though, Rhody! I’m sorry for getting a bit carried away.

I think most people are asleep right now, but feel free to send me more asks! (From the list or not). It’s about an hour to the new year here, so early Happy New Year’s everyone!