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YES!!! (Not to be mean to blue but they really aren’t right for each other)

Aww, poor Blue T-T I started to feel bad while I was writing the scene. He was so confident in his ability to charm Cash with his kindness.

But I agree with you—although truthfully, I probably wouldn’t be able to make Cash work with any of the Sanses in the long term (except maybe Razz, for uh…. angst purposes). We’ll have to see, though 😉

Who would be the most competitive when it comes to an Easter egg hunt?

I hope you don’t mind – I threw in a few extra skeletons! ^-^’ (And, in hindsight, I went a bit overboard with this).

From least to most competitive:

Sans – he doesn’t really care for competition. He mostly just plays along for the fun of it. (Although he might attempt to mess with a few of the others Red and Razz by hiding eggs in… strange places).

Twist – he will certainly “bring his A game”, so to speak, but he isn’t concerned with winning. He mostly gets involved in the competition for the entertainment of the other skeletons. And, it’s also fun for him to watch a select few skeletons become enraged over losing. Cash.

Slim – he isn’t too fussed by how many eggs he finds, or how quickly he finds them. He does enjoy hunts though–and, much like Twist, he particularly enjoys watching some of the more competitive skeletons infuriate each other.

Blackberry – BB doesn’t mind a little friendly competition, but he wouldn’t be overly upset if he lost. He actually prefers hiding the eggs–watching the other skeletons frantically running around in search of them is an exciting form of entertainment for him.

Spark – he likes to get involved, and he enjoys the novelty of hunting for eggs, but winning isn’t really a priority for him. The only time he might get a bit annoyed about losing, is if someone he dislikes wins (cough Razz cough).

Stretch – this honestly depends on who else is involved. If a certain edgy skeleton is participating, he might muster up some competitive spirit, but most of the time, he’s satisfied to “not try” (partly because he takes losing to heart–he’s very much of the ‘I can’t fail if I don’t try’ mentality).

Red – he probably won’t really make much of an effort to win, but he’s a very sore loser. Not much fun in an Easter egg hunt. He tends to hide them instead.

Blue – he likes to put his best effort into winning, and he does enjoy the thrill of the victory, but he doesn’t mind taking a loss.

Papyrus – though he isn’t a sore loser, Papyrus loves the competition. He’ll always try his best to win, and he takes great pride in being able to find the most eggs.

Edge – most of the time, Edge tries to sit out–knowing full well how competitive he can get. But, when coerced into joining in, he can be pretty relentless. Winning is no small matter to him.

Braise – Braise very much enjoys winning–but it’s almost a compulsive thing for him. He gets very frustrated when he loses, so, much like Edge, he tries to sit out.

Razz – Razz will brush off Easter egg hunts as a “juvenile game”, but in reality, winning is very important to him. He mostly tries to pass off his hard-earned victories as “talent-based flukes”.

Cash – a highly competitive boy when Twist is involved. Don’t go near him while he’s hunting for eggs if you’re Twist, because he will go to extreme lengths to sabotage Twist you. Cash has an ingrained need to impress–even when it comes to things as basic as egg hunts. And if he wins, he’ll make sure Twist everyone remembers it. He’s a shameless brag.

This was loads of fun, thank you for sending this in! ^^

Braise and Spark belong to @sansy-fresh‘s Servantfell AU.

Twist and Blackberry belong to @itsladykit‘s Twistfell AU.

razz, fmk, twist, edge and rus

Razz scoffed. “Is this a joke?”

“Nah,” Twist said. “The only joke here is yer d–”

“Let’s remain civil,” Edge said tersely, casting Twist a cautionary frown. Twist only shrugged, leaning back and throwing an arm around Rus’s shoulders.

“A’ight then. Go ahead, little guy. Take yer pick.”

Giving a dignified sniff, Razz said, “Fine. I’d fuck…” He surveyed the three options carefully, smirking as his gaze settled on Rus. “I’d fuck the sweet little Tale-verse–”

A warning growl sounded in Edge’s throat, his expression darkening. “Watch yourself, short-stuff.”

Razz sneered, but rolled his eyes. “Very well–I’d fuck the Edgelord. If only to prove to him which of us is the better lover.”

Edge rolled his eyes, but seemed satisfied with the answer, some of the tension leaving his shoulders. Razz glanced at Twist and Rus, frowning. “I suppose I’d kill the Twisted freak and marry his soft little Tale-verse pet.” Razz’s gaze raked over Rus, and he smirked in satisfaction at the furious glares he received from Edge and Twist.

“Okay, ya tiny brat, now yer jus’ askin’ ta–”

“hey, relax, twisted,” Rus said calmly, extracting himself from Twist’s embrace. Edge and Twist watched in bewilderment as he approached Razz, leaning down so he could whisper, “are you certain you made the right decision, love?”

“Wha–ah!” Razz let out an undignified squeal of surprise as Rus cupped his pelvic bone, squeezing it gently. Razz stared up at him, his cheekbones heating furiously. “What the fuck do you think you’re–”

“what?” Rus asked, blinking innocently. “i thought you’d jump at the opportunity to fuck a–what was it? ‘sweet little tale-verse’…?” He trailed off, smiling complacently as Razz spluttered. “how about this, sweetheart–my bedroom, ten minutes, one time offer. you in?”

Razz gaped, lost for words. “I–I’m–”

Shrugging, Rus shoved his hands in his pockets. “didn’t think so,” he said, returning to the couch and wedging himself between Edge and Twist. “i doubt you’d be able to handle me anyway.”

Razz could only withstand the smug smiles of Edge and Twist for a few seconds before he was hurrying from the room, his face burning.

“Pity really,” Twist said, watching him go. “I reckon he’d’ve been alright in bed.”

From this F/M/K ask meme. Feel free to send in any characters you’d like to see ^_^