5 for Patches and Radish? And 13 for Puppymoney? ^^ (Both for the NSFW ones)

itsladykit:

5. Favorite positions?

Even if Twist likes to tease Cash about being his ‘sugar daddy’—which Cash hates—Twist is generally more dominant, though he’s not very picky about genitals or positioning. I think Twist probably looks up various sex positions and convinces Cash to try them out. I think his favorite is probably against a wall, because he is a bit of a showoff. Cash’s favorite position is probably backwards cowgirl or doggystyle—with Twist on the bottom. He gets flustered if Twist can see his face during sex.

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Cash is predictably louder, though he tries to be more reserved during sex. Both of them will try to push the other to be more vocal. Cash will try to hide his face, mostly because he comes apart much easier if his partner is looking at his face. Slim gets vocal after some overstimulation. Both of them will exploit these traits.

From THIS ask meme. 

umMMMM HELLOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I REQUESTED SOMETHING 100000304030 YEARS AGO AND IT HAS NOT BEEN DONE, I GIVE U 2 MINUTES TO FINISH IT OR IM SUING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmmmm you can’t sue me, I’ve got nothin’ 

¯_(ツ)_/¯

But FINE. Here is ur request.

Egglord looked at Startch and thought he was vewwy sexxi. Then he said “U know wot Hunny, u is like, hella fine and hot and u give me the bonurz. Let us engage in sexii intercourse.” And they did. 5ever.

End.

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*bows* Thank you, thank you. NSFW VERY SEXI.

@paintys-actual-art HAPPY?

13 (SFW and NSFW) for Spicymaple (Edge/Slim)? If you’re okay with that ^_^

blue-means-stop:

Oh hell yeah, Fell and Slim. ❤

13. Who stays up late? Who
sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

Both
stay up late, neither able to get a proper decent sleep in their lives. Of
course this depends if they’re underground or topside. In that case it changes
a little, but mostly because of the reason. Both are light sleepers, one
couldn’t get too cozy in their verse, and being topside, the world is so dang
noisy. Fell gets by on little sleep (Though it eventually catches up on him and
then he crashes hard) and Slim suffers from night terrors and both are content
to keep each other company during these times.

Slim
sleeps the most on a consistent basis only because he catnaps. Fell will push
himself (He overloads himself, stress, tasks, self induced punishment, anxiety,
etc) for days and then crash for twelve hrs straight.

Both
are pretty stubborn but Slim will literally lay on Fell to get him to settle
down. It doesn’t quite work that way with Slim, he’ll just chuckle tiredly and
keep going. Fell has an internal clock and is up, no matter the reason in the
morning to get a start on the day. If Slim doesn’t have to get up, you’re going
to have to drag him, his pillow and the comforter he’s clinging to, down the
stairs to get him up. Not because he’s too tired, it’s usually amusing to have
Fell grumbling at him, dragging him by the leg.

 

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet?
Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Usually
they’re both a little on the quiet side, low growls and broken moans pass
between them as they cling tightly to one another. Slim’ll be all quiet whimpers
and gasps but he really gets off in making Fell lose his mind. Breaking him
down, bit by bit till he’s putty in his hands. Fell is usually so stoic and
reserved, it can take him a while to loosen up in the bedroom and Slim is such
a cheater in bed. Pulls all the dirty moves to make Fell fall apart, like dirty
talk and pet names. Slim doesn’t do it often, so it’s like a special little
treat to whip out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slim’ll ride Fell hard into the sunset, broken furniture be
damned. Tha harder the better, leave bruises, make him ache and forget the
world exists. Don’t be mean to him, but if you call him a slightly degrading
name in bed, shit, better cover his mouth because the neighbors have called the
police and filed a noise complaint.

Stretch and Slim preform a flying nut highfive but instead of a highfive it’s vaginal intercourse.

itsladykit:

itsladykit:

Anon, I’m gonna be real with you. I had no idea what this was and @paintys-actual-art did me a solid and looked it up. There was much debate in chat over this, and @deck-of-dragons has pretty solidly concluded that that seems like a good way to break your dick.

Additionally, that is far too energetic for these boys. Twist is probably the only one crazy enough to go for it, and he wouldn’t be able to find a partner.

A worthy addition to the post.

11 (SFW and NSFW) and 15 (NSFW) for ExpensiveJackass? ^^

sansy-fresh-nsfw:

Mmmm, should have known lol

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Cash is more for baths as he likes to relax and take his time. Portugal is very much for showers as he has shit to do and little time to get it all done. Sometimes though, Cash will seduce him into using the big ass tub they own to soak together (yes, with scented bubbles).

11. Favorite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

Sometimes, when things become heated or particularly intense, Portugal will grab hold of Cash’s hand and refuse to let go. This can often last long into the afterglow; Cash has even watched P fall asleep while still holding his hand.

15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

Romantically it is closed, for the most part. Portugal is already insecure about being loved; adding more people would only make that feeling worse in most circumstances. When it comes to the bedroom, though, pretty much anything is on the table, as long as it doesn’t become an attachment issue.

Awww Fresh T-T

That hand holding thing. My heart. I really need these two now. They’re precious little assholes.