megalotrash:

So I smile and I say that the world is just fine
As these fucking parasites eat up my spine

Loosely tied to this 

Oooooh!! I love this concept so much. Hanahaki disease is something I keep telling myself I’ll write for (and something I keep neglecting to do). This is gorgeous. I’m. IN LOVE.

soratayuya:

sirhate:

lily-peet:

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy
The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?”
“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

Ah Frick who was it who had a similar (if less directly comedic) idea….eh, was it @alicedragons ? @itsladykit ? @sansy-fresh ? @paintys-actual-art ??

I did have a Spicyhoney detective AU type idea involving this concept, but…. yes. Heavier on the angst than the comedy.

Man. I wish I had the time for it.

Underfell Papyrus in G3, if you want? ^^ <3

pentollsinwriter:

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I screwed up the shoulder and I gave up on the shoes but I hope you like it!

I actually saved this drawing as “bartender Edge”

just imagine him ending up helping Grillby in his universe… Although I don’t know what affects this scenario would have on him…

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Aww! Thank you so much for this. And frick yes. I support the bartender Edge headcanon wholeheartedly. It suits this aesthetic really well.

keelywolfe:

Drabble: Like No One is Watching

Summary: Whenever Red gambles, Edge usually is the one losing even when he’s not the one betting against him. There are exceptions.

Pairing: Spicyhoney

Rating: Everyone

Notes:  I’m still recovering from surgery, queasy from the meds but I still craved some fluff. This is what y’all get stuck with.

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Aaah! Fluffy perfection. The way you write these two is endlessly sweet. I love how you’re able to maintain the more belligerent side of their relationship while simultaneously making it adorable.

The Bonechelor – Round 4

alicedragons:

alicedragons:

Week 4: The Cruise

(I’d like to preface this by apologising for the delay on this chapter. Truthfully, I was feeling a bit burnt out by this project, and it didn’t help that this chapter proved to be… pretty challenging. I got there in the end, though!)

Twist has really gone all-out this week–with the generous spending of Cash’s money, of course. The skeletons have set sail and are enjoying the lap of luxury on their very own private cruise! But–oh no. Is that a storm brewing on the horizon? Or could it just be a group of emotionally (and physically) pent up skeletons who are tired of all the foreplay? Let’s find out!

Mild NSFW

Don’t forget to vote in this week’s poll for who you want Cash to eliminate. The link will be at the end of the chapter.

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸💀💀💀

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The poll will be closing in a few hours!

And by a few hours, I clearly meant 2 days! Woops. Well–here we are. Poll closed. The Bone Ceremony should be up soon!

A2 for Edge?

pentollsinwriter:

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To be honest, I have so many scenarios imagined in my mind because of this outfit… Like, I could only imagine Edge being calm in these clothes, that’s why I drew him like this, plus with a cup of tea. I would like to imagine that Stretch gave him this outfit and although he would never admit to anyone, he feels so much safer in these type of clothes.

And yes, if the scarf was given by Stretch, he would wear that from now on instead of his red one, because some people made me like Spicyhoney a little too much (*coughs* Kit, Alice *coughs*)

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The Talk

paintys-actual-art:

Summary: Stretch has been hiding away in his apartment for days, isolating himself from Edge the group. Twist and Cash decide that enough is enough.

Tags: Spicyhoney,TwistedMoney, Fluff, Awkwardness

hAY. my cool name is Painteee but my reel name is alassdwagons and I succ. This is my 10000000000th fic. it’s not as good uas Nigh aregents but it is still gud. Plz reaed. Thank. Luv Paintea ❤

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Painteeeeeaaaa!!!!

This was really adorable. Thank you for letting me provide suggestions for it! I love how it turned out.

But um??? When are they fucking???? If they don’t fuccc, I will block you.

(But seriously, this was so sweet. Especially Twist. Dumbass.)