The Bonechelor – Final Round

alicedragons:

Week 6: Sleeping Together

Yes, you read right! It is indeed the final round.
“But Alice,” you say, “there are still three contestants left! That means two more eliminations.”
Ah, you speak the truth. But Cash has decided to fuck the rules and do things his own way.
Also, here is a meme for your viewing pleasure:

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But here we go, final round!

(Warning for mild NSFW. Nothing explicit, just suggestive.)

Don’t forget to vote for your Bonechelor Ending of choice at the end of the chapter!

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I’ll be closing the poll in about a day, so last chance to vote! ^^

5 Times Fell wanted to kiss Stretch and the 1 time he did

sansy-fresh:

The time where Stretch wanted to try new things


so this is a thing I’ve been wanting to do for a little while and I just today finally got the oomph to finish the first time. writing is hard guys lol

Tags: Fluff, Spicyhoney, Blooming Feels, Pre-Relationship

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Sweethearts already! I’m so looking forward to this, Fresh ^_^

ladykafterdark:

Pleasure, not Business

Part of the “Contract” AU. (I’m not on mobile, but just search my ‘spicycash’ tag and it’ll come up.

Pairings: SpicyCash, TwistedMoney

Tags: Voyeurism, prostitution, dubcon, good sex that becomes bad sex, sexual etiquette, critique of porn tropes.

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I’m always nervous to dive into this fic, because I worry about being upset by Bad Cash. But you impress me every time. I just love what you’re exploring with this fic. Cash is just awful. I really like the dynamics between him, Twist, and Edge. Twist puts up with Cash’s bullshit–but he only goes so far. 

And *_* TwistedEdgelord. Yes please. I swear, you’re amazing at dirty talk. Your smut really is A+.

itsladykit:

angry-yet-asexual:

doomsniffer:

mikkeneko:

tilthat:

TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used ‘we’ instead of ‘I’ throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author.

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This is the cat, by the way: 

I trust him

Ok but the best part is, physicists loved the joke. When people called the author’s university and he wasn’t available, they’d ask to speak with the co-author instead. The author issued a limited number of copies of the article signed by both authors. (Chester’s was obviously a pawprint.) And to this day, physics papers will often have F.D.C Willard (Felix Domesticus, Chester Williard [Willard was the author’s father’s name]) mentioned in the footnotes thanking his “useful contributions to the discussion”.

He looks so damn smug, and rightly so

@alicedragons @sansy-fresh @paintys-actual-art @deck-of-dragons

Yes!! I love this boy. I trust his expertise.

pentollsinwriter:

One of the drawings I did while I tried to finish 15DSP
That hand gave me nightmares and I literally took a picture of my own in that pose for reference
Also, little headcanon:
I love Stretch in these types of hoodies where the arms and hoodie are different! I imagine that he never washed his original orange hoodie, so one day Edge just almost tears off of him and Stretch just says in defence that “he doesn’t take it off because he doesn’t have another one”. So next day Edge comes home, throws this new hoodie in his face and finally washes the other one out. And whaddya know, Stretch is wearing this from now on, treating the same way he did with his other one