hj-skb:

1. Adopted family
2. Menagerie

Inspired by @itsladykit‘s Puppymoney fics “Adopted family” and “Menagerie”, after reading Menagerie I just had this inexplicable urge to draw the two of them covered in animals

(The two fics may be unrelated but I thought a lot about how Cash had already lost the war after eventually caving to Slim’s first puppy 😂)

I can’t. I seriously can’t. It’s too cute. Cash covered in tiny baby animals is my new favorite thing.

And, yes, he absolutely lost the war when he let Slim adopt that first puppy. ~~Seriously, guys, Slim has Cash wrapped around his little finger. The best part? Slim doesn’t even realize it~~.

This is just. Too cute for me. I can’t even form proper words. I really cannot. Just know that I adore this beyond reason.

^^^^ Same! I don’t even know where to start with this. I’ve been going on about how perfect their expressions are in the first panel, and I will continue to do so. Look at Slim’s eyes. And Cash trying so hard to be stubborn about it. Boy. You are such a freaking sucker and it’s the best thing.

~~Also all the tiny animals crawling over Cash aaaaaah.~~

gilded, poisoned bones (calling for help) – chapter 1

tealestmoon:

For Queen and Country finally has an offshoot underfell au fic, or at least a starting chapter! honesty it won’t make much sense without that context of….literally a 80k fic…. or at least the first chapter of QC, but really it might not totally make sense, since I built up the Judge role into its own au thing?

includes: underswap Papyrus soon in Underfell. illness, mindcontrol. noncon, which sets the tone for the fic which is a very large pile of noncon overall. Asgore/Papyrus, again nonconsensual. eventual spicyhoneymustard. so much angst

I kinda wish spicyhoneymustard didn’t catch on as the ot3 name, honeyfell is so cute

Brilliant first chapter! If you’re a fan of Bad Papgore, Sad Swap Pap, and Underfell angst (~~and Moon’s awesome Royal Judge headcanons~~) then I strongly recommend this fic!

13 with Edge and Cash, if you like that idea? ^_^

hj-skb:

*this scenario was sorta inspired by comments from the last Puppymoney ask (I hope that’s okay)

Cash had been determinedly looking for the flower shopkeeper, whom had previously disappeared abruptly without a proper goodbye, haphazardly getting into trouble with the law as well as some dangerous people. After a close encounter on his safety he luckily gets swept up in a cop raid, and turns out the person leading their op was Edge. He pretends to have arrested everyone at the scene but secretly lets Cash go, but not before giving him a stern talk, knowing he’s acting on his heart and the endeavour was costing him too much.

The theme here is Detective AU and I rolled for a random scenario and got “secret relationship” :^)

(from this meme)

Aaaah! I love this idea so much. There’s so much potential for various subplots that can branch off from this. Not least of all Pup’s side of things. What has he been up to? Does he know that Cash is looking for him? *_* Potential for angst and dramatic reunions. ~~And Papcest OT3 hnnnng.~~

Also just look at how sexy this is. Edge suits the morally rigid (~~not really~~) detective role so well. (He looks so fucking good in that outfit). And my god. Cash looks beaten down–but you can see the defiance in him. He’s totally going to pull this shit again. I love the added touch of the electronic collar and handcuffs as well.

Thank you so much for this. I love it!

How about Slim in D2 with accessory C1

sansy-fresh:

itsladykit:

Menagerie

For @sincognito who dumped some beautiful Puppymoney headcanons on me, and I ran with them.

Tags—brief mention of minor animal injury

Pairing: Puppymoney

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Slim froze when he entered the apartment, pressing his back against the door. Cash’s brow-bone raised. “evening, love,” he said, wondering what had Slim so off-balance.

He opened his mouth, but nothing came out. Instead, he raised a hand and forced a smile, sidling along the wall. Cash watched him go, brow-bone rising higher when he heard a soft sound. “…did you just quack?”

Slim opened his mouth, blushing. Apparently still unable to find the words, he shut his mouth and shrugged. With a sigh, Cash set the kittens currently sleeping in his lap down. They stirred briefly, then tumbled together into sleep once more. It was a welcome relief—they’d been play-fighting all afternoon. Walking over to Slim, Cash looked down at him, resting an arm above Slim’s head. Slim winced, but the murmuring quacks became more audible up close. “love,” Cash asked, “are you trying to smuggle a duck into our apartment?”

“…maybe?”

The duck quacked more loudly. With a sigh, Cash lifted Slim’s hoodie, eyeing the duckling resting in the cradle of Slim’s pelvis. Blankets and torn slips of paper were crafted into a crude nest in his pelvic cradle, and the duckling was nestled snugly inside, feathers fluffed. “maybe?”

Slim squirmed. “there was a fishing hook in her foot. took her to the vet to get it out, but she needs to be watched.” He reached into his abdominal cavity and lifted the duck delicately. “doc said she seemed too tame to be wild. probably abandoned after she stopped being so little and cute.” Indeed, her mottled look—a mix of baby and adult feathers—was not exactly cute. Cash sighed, and Slim rushed to say, “i’ll find a shelter for her. but…you know. might take a couple days.”

“slim. love. we have a dog. two dogs, in fact. and four kittens. and a box turtle. our apartment may be very spacious and accommodating, but it isn’t that accommodating.”

“just a few days?”

Shutting his sockets, Cash sighed before looking at the duckling. “where’s it going to stay?”

Sensing weakness, Slim smiled broadly. “she can stay in the bathroom. we can fill the tub with water and leave a nesting box in there and—“

“for just a few days?”

Slim’s smile shrank, but he nodded. “yeah. just a few days.”

“alright then,” Cash said, pulling away to put his hands in his pockets. “what’s she eat?”

He reached out to scratch the duckling’s neck, already resigning himself to yet another new family member. The apartment really was getting too small, though.

–

Cash opened the passenger-side door, and Slim got out, looking around. “what do you think?” Cash asked, guiding him up the walkway. Slim looked around, taking in the front yard—full of drought-tolerant plants and cacti. Intricate stonework kept it classy, though. Cash opened the front door and lead him inside. Cool tile floors, designed to resist stains and scratches. Cash wanted functional, but he wasn’t going to sacrifice style.

Slim eyed the place. “it’s really nice.”

“you like it?”

“yeah, sure. is it a new rental property?”

Cash opened the back door for him, and Slim froze when he saw the newly made coop, pond, and what had the potential to serve as a stable. “only if you’re not happy with it.”

“this is—?”

Cash nodded. “if we’re going to have a menagerie, then we need a place to house it—oof!”

Slim hugged him hard enough to pop his spine, and warmth spread outward from his soul. Cash set a hand on his skull and kissed the top of his head before returning the hug.

Really, he’d do anything to make Slim happy.

Aww, these two. ❤

I love this. Your Puppymoney is so sweet and delightful. ~~Cash, you’re such a sucker.~~

audioarmada:

Floofyhoodies is my fave friendship I love them and they just wanna hang out and have good times

Royalmoney with 7

megalotrash:

First of the RoyalMoney prompts I’m doing anld lemme say now… I’m falling hella deep for this pairing atm XD

Prompt was adapted from “

A hasn’t seen B for weeks and misses them, they can’t see them but they can call…” to only be one week… I think you’ll see why.

This goes into very kinky territory… mind the tags XD

A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15663888/chapters/36444588

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keelywolfe:

Drabble: Petting

Summary: a short piece based off this adorable art by @cheapbourbon http://cheapbourbon.tumblr.com/post/176975221609/here-chic-chic-chics

Notes: Sorry, I’m on vacation with very little net access so I’m posting this on my phone. I couldn’t resist, that art was too adorable. Hopefully I’m doing this right! Probably in the ‘by any other name’ series but not specifically.

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Edge had known from the second he saw the advertisement that going to the petting zoo was a good idea.

Oh, it was a joke among them that Rus was one with more childish tendencies but they all knew that for what it was; a joke. They all had their quirks, Sans or Papyruses. Edge collected action figures and had no shame about it. And Stretch…

He looked over at where his lover was crouched, both hands outstretched and his expression one of glee as a pair of chickens came over to peck the feed from them.

Stretch loved animals, the more adorable, the better, and while he’d attempted a sarcastic jab or two when they’d arrived, his eagerness had finally overcome his innate tendency to hide his excitement over anything deemed ‘childish’.

There were a few other Monsters here with little ones and plenty of human parents leading their own children to the different stalls. Only a couple of parents had seemed appalled at the presence of Monsters and even they had left discreetly enough. No scenes today, no shouting or unpleasantness, no watching Stretch’s cautious excitement fade into mute unhappiness.

No, today there were wooly lambs to hold and baby cows who would suck eager at your fingertips. Tiny goats that fell over whenever a child was too loud and right now, there were chickens, clucking softly as they fed from Stretch’s palm and allowing him to gently smooth his other hand over their feathers.

“i need one,” Stretch announced and Edge shook his head. He crouched next to him and carefully ran his palm over the little creature. It was softer than he’d expected.

“You’d be bored in a week,” Edge told him. “Then I would be taking care of it and chickens in my care become dinner.”

“he would not, don’t listen to him, noodle soup,” Stretch patted the chicken and it cocked its head at him, probably hopeful for more food and not at all concerned about the moniker it had been given.

A distraction was in order, “They have an alpaca on the other side over there.

Stretch’s eye-lights went bright and didn’t quite morph into little hearts, but Edge was sure it was a close call. “seriously? come on, let’s go!”

He grabbed Edge’s arm and pulled him along, chickens abandoned although he was careful making his way out of the pen. From Stretch’s glance as his feet, Edge could guess that the subject of a pet chicken was not yet forgotten. That could be for later, right now there was an alpaca to pet.

Fin