Lamia Den

deck-of-dragons:

Stretch had nicknamed
the lamia ‘Slim’ as a misnomer, it was far too large to ever be close to what could
be considered slim. Its upper half was that of a skeleton monster, its lower
half was a long burnt-orange snake. One of its sharp fangs were missing, with a
small crack running up from where it had been. It bore other scars too; it had
seen its share of battles and presumably won more often than not. Which made it
even worse as far as Stretch was concerned.

Blueberry
had suggested he name after he’d told him about it and how it followed him
every time he had to walk through the woods – presumably its territory – for
whatever reason even though he’d said in no uncertain terms that he didn’t like
it – he didn’t like snakes in general, giant half snakes were even worse.

Moving
away was unfortunately not an option, he didn’t have the money to afford a new
place and he hadn’t been living here long. He could move back in with Blueberry
but would rather not, they’d spent their whole lives living in the same house, he needed some independence. He
would’ve moved in with Fell but Fell had left to attend a faraway fancy cooking
college and wouldn’t be back anytime soon. Meaning Stretch was forced to put up
with the damn snake by himself, he wasn’t a child he could handle it. Next time
he caught it following him he’d charge at it and hopefully scare it off and
then he wouldn’t have to worry about it sneaking into his house and eating him
while he slept anymore.

One
evening after a car trip to the grocery store he went out of his way to take a
while to bring everything inside from his car. As expected it wasn’t long
before Slim appeared in the tree-line, watching him. He kept an eye on it as he
finished putting the groceries in the house. It had never made any move to
attack him but that might be because it was waiting for the prefect chance to
strike. Its eyes certainly never seemed to leave him so that had to be it.

After
the groceries had been put away Stretch went back outside. Slim was still there
and still watching. It was now or never. He’d grabbed a broom from the kitchen,
he didn’t want to hurt it so he wouldn’t use magic on it unless he had to, he
just wanted to assert his dominance and scare it off. He could do it, ever since
he’d moved in here he’d been killing all the spiders he’d found all by himself
with the very broom he held in his hands now.

He
crept closer, watching the lamia as intently as it watched him. It didn’t move,
if it wasn’t for the bright magic making up its bone and white bones he
probably wouldn’t have ever been able to spot it watching him.

Keep reading

Here. Have a drabble.

itsladykit:

I couldn’t get this idea out of my head. Thank you @cheapbourbon for your help. And for the chickens. The chickens are definitely your fault. 

Semi-sequel to THIS.

Pairings: Puppymoney & Spicyhoney

Tags: fluff

Keep reading

My heart! This was almost overwhelming. Chickens and ducklings are one thing, but don’t come at me with that emotional Spicyhoney + Puppymoney relationship talk. This was touching. Lovely work.

Drabble: E-I-E-I-O

keelywolfe:

Notes: Oh, good lord, the chicken saga continue. This is the last one, I swear, I couldn’t resist!

@cheapbourbon ‘s adorable art for this: One and Two

First ficlet I wrote for said adorable art:  Drabble: Petting

And also the second:  Drabble: Crossing the Road

Also on AO3

Keep reading

I’m loving the chicken content too much! They really do suit Stretch perfectly. And they work well with the Spicyhoney dynamic.

(My favourite line: “I’d stop if I were you or you aren’t going to get laid for the rest of the week.” I love it when Edge puns.)

(Worth) Losing Sleep

dragonfics:

Ship: Spicyhoney

Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Sexting, Phone sex, Mutual masturbation, Graphic sexual photographs, Top Edge, Bottom Rus

Warnings: Shouldn’t be any, but let me know!

_____________________________________________

Spicyhoney sexting and phone sex, requested by @paintys-actual-art (who succs). Thank you all for being patient over the last couple of weeks. I apologise for the lack of updates. I should be able to get back into the swing of weekly updates again now. ^_^

Smut requests are open! See the guidelines here if you’re interested.

Read on AO3

OR

~Below the cut~

Keep reading

peach-scented-art:

peachscented-extras:

Happy fanfic writer’s Appreciation Day!

I really really wanted to make a big post saying every little detail I love about the wtiters I read from, but I’ll be honest today hasnt been the best mental health day and im just so drain and still have so much I have to get done. But I still wanted to say something, because I’m sure you guys go through the same stuff and push through for us. So im gonna do at least a little list of things for you all, so here we go!

I don’t know who to say first because I dont want it to seem like anyone is more appreciated than anyone else so lets just do @alicedragons :let’s start with the fact as a person you’re a total sweetheart from what I’ve seen and are pretty funny too. I have been living for your argent night series have probably re-read it like 3 times. You’re able make me feel what they do and because of that I’ve used your happier fics to help me when I feel sad or alone. I legit stopped for 20 minutes to try and find the darn story I was thinking of but I can’t remember the name for the life of me, but i know ive read agrent night for that.

Next up lets do @pentollsinwriter because the ask I sent wasn’t enough for me: you are one of the best people I’ve met and have had the honor of being friends with in a long time. Your writing is satisfying as all hell to me, i keep pointing to your Hang to Dry fic because its the most recent and I vibed to it hardcore. I also really loved (even though im sure you’d call it just a little drabble) the “god, youre so beautiful” prompt painty asked for, its just do comforting?? Because I can relate so much and you display it so well its comforting even to me.

Scooty scooting along we got @itsladykit who’s a freaking queen. Like I would be here for days if I had to list all the fics of yours I’m in love with. For one you angst is the bomb, I just love having character’s ripped to pieces and you do that (with a little comfort at least usually). Such as Life Cycles, it hasn’t gotten too far along yet, but i can tell its gonna be amazing I can’t wait for everything to go absolutely terrible for everyone involved. As for the happy comforting fics that have helped more than you can ever know, I have to include Atypical it would be a crime if I didn’t. It’s phenomenal like I can’t even, I can just connect to them so much and the comforting between them I can just take it and use it for myself, and its just amazing.

Okie dokie next up is @sansy-fresh who has some of the most down to earth writing. You don’t do very much angst which is 100% ok because anything you make is gold. Your fluff is to die for, I love your Rounded and Afraid series, like hhhnnn it hits me in all the right places. Because its a tiny bit angsty, but it still has all the sweet stuff I love, like the part in the pool? Perfect (I don’t want to spoil for anyone who hasnt read this art).

I had 2 more people I wanted to do so much but as I’ve been here for an hour now, I’m fairly confident I have a fever and need to rest because I still have a chapter of history to write notes for and I need to shower and its almost 8pm and i have to be up at 6am.

But please please please know @keelywolfe and @sincognito (please tag them if you can) I really wanted to write just as much for you I’ve just reached my limit of energy, I’m really sorry you deserve just as much as everyone else above.

Also shout out to all the fanfic writers I’ve ever read in all my time of reading fanfics, you all provide so much for every fandom. ♡♡♡

Thank you all ❤

Hey im re-tagging you @alicedragons to make sure you see this

Thank you so much! This all means a lot to me. I’m really grateful you’re enjoying Argent Night that much. That’s just incredible to me. I love writing the story, and I’m just delighted that people are having fun reading it.

I also owe a few writer’s appreciation day rec lists reblogs. Most of them are saved to my drafts, I just haven’t gotten around to reblogging them yet. This weekend, hopefully!

Umm if it’s not a bother could you do like a jealous edge and a comforting Rus/stretch not to much angst tho. Also I really love your works and the way you portray edge and rus pls keep up the AMAZING work ~💖💝

keelywolfe:

Oh, thank you so much!!

And oh, man, I love that idea. I need that like breathing! 

Drabble: Hey, Jealousy!

Summary: Edge has trust issues. He knows this, thank you, and he deals. Sort of.

Keep reading