This was so beautifully written—but dear god, it hurt. This is one of my favourite kinds of Spicyhoney pain, but it’s just…. really difficult. Wow. Go read this if you haven’t—seriously, it’s worth it.
…And a segway. She’s still trying to make segways happen because they’re like a motorcycle that goes inside
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
She has a cool motorcycle not on the surface in the Queen Alphys ending because a girl gotta get around, and she’s the one who makes the rules around here.
Actually an AMAZING fighter! She gets a lot of ideas from anime and rolls with it, making her attacks more varied and unpredictable because she ends up tapping into a totally different magic system than anyone else uses. THE POWER OF ANIME!!! (She only discovers this by accident while goofing around because she hates fighting or leaving the house)
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
In some endings Alphys restarts the determination project with a new test subject, one she’s sure no one is going to miss if it all goes awry. One last ditch effort to right all that she has wronged. It all goes awry… and she’s wrong about no one missing her.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
She and Papyrus are fic author “friends” on undernet and critique each other’s “masterpieces.” They’re like those two people who are the only ones in a fandom, but hate each other. Internet frenemies. They consider each other a friend but have serious the doubts the other feels the same considering their relationship is 40% blunt insults.
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