Remember that one-shot I wrote where Razz did karaoke to HSM?

Yup.

I need a SpiceyHoney story that goes from them in a very happy, ‘satisfied by life’ relationship to ‘suddenly Razz decides he is taking Stretch’ thing Bc the SFverse suddenly appears and has no chill (tho they attempt diplomacy)

Gah! Sora. That’s it. It’s decided. You’re a mind reader. I have literally been churning an idea over in my head for so long that’s very similar to this. I, of course, am always down for some good Spicyhoney. But I need to find a way to fit Razz into the dynamic somehow (preferably as a villain turned lover?). Damn you.

And damn you too, @itsladykit. I saw your tags. This hivemind bullshit needs to end.

itsladykit:

Adopted Family—TwistedMoney

@alicedragons and @sansy-fresh

Twist watched Cash bring the pet carrier into the living room and set it down carefully. He pressed a hand over his mouth, trying not to chuckle when he saw the gaudy purple carrier. “Whatcha got in there, darlin’?”

Cash straightened, one hand on his hip. “you said you wanted a cat.”

Twist raised a brow-bone. “I asked ya if ya’d ever thought about gettin’ a cat. I didn’t say—“

Cash waved him off. “it’s what you meant.”

Crouching down beside the carrier, Twist peered inside, and inhaled slowly and deeply. “Hey, Cash?”

“hmmm?” The smug bastard feigned confusion, but he was smirking.

“Is this…? Is this cat naked?”

Drawing himself up, Cash said primly, “it’s a sphynx. they’re a hairless—“

But Twist had already caught him up in a crushing hug and spun him around, saying, “Ya got me a naked cat! I can’t believe—!” He dipped Cash, kissing him long and deep. Then, pulling back, he said, “Yer the best boyfriend ever!”

This was precious! Such an adorable pair ~~when one isn’t locking the other in a closet full of apples.~~ And their kitty! Such a Cash kitty. Perfection.