Painty made me a new icon!

I’ve upgraded!

@paintys-actual-art made me this adorable boy and I’m so in love that I’m ready to accept death. Look at him! He’s so soft and precious. GAH.

Thank you so much, Painty! If it comes to it, I will lay my life down for this boy. I’m so grateful for all the hard work you put into him.

HEY GUYS GO GIVE PAINTY SOME LOVE. THEIR ART IS ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL (as exhibited above).

Fic Updates and Requests!

sincognito:

As you’ve possibly heard @cheapbourbon  ‘s tablet is dying, and since I’m a sad broke uni student that can’t donate any money, I’ve decided to allow drabble requests and pledges towards fic updates! Here are the links to their Kofi and Paypal.

Drabbles

After donating or buying a kofi for bourbon, drop an ask in my inbox or shoot me an IM with the pairing (if applicable), and a prompt or general outline. I offer 500-600 words in length since that’s about an hour or so worth of work for me since I’m slow af when it some to writing haha. 

I will only accept smut prompts for 2 or more Kofis, purely because they generally require a longer word limit and take quite a bit more time to write. 

Fic Pledges

If you choose this option, you are helping to speed up the update process on your chosen fic! After donating to Bourbon, send me an ask or IM with the fic name and how many Kofis/how much you have donated. The cost of each fic chapter will differ depending on their length/time the content will take to produce. 

If Bourbon has their new tablet before a fic can be completely pledged to, it will still bump up its priority! I will be posting updates every now and again to show what fics have been pledged to. 

List of fics:

  • Royal Seduction – 5 requests in total. [4,000 words approx. and smut!!]
  • SpicyHoneyGore – 2 requests [2,000 words. Combination of Royal Seduction Papgore and Spicyhoney!]
  • Morals and Compasses 2 – 2 requests [ 2,000 words approx. Spicyhoney fluff.]
  • Of All The King’s Men – 1 request [ 2,500 words. Fellcest. Half finished already.]
  • Scales and Bones – 3 requests [ Undecided wordcount. Atypical inspired fic continuation, Possible smut.]
  • Cops and Robbers – 4 requests [ 2,500 words. A mystery Spicyhoney fic I’ve had in the works for a while.]

Important note!

Currently, I am very busy with work and university. I also have 4 written works already commissioned and they take priority as they have been in my cue for longer. It is unlikely that I will have any of these finished this week as I need this week to work on my commissions and assignments, however, the first fic will be out at some point next week. 

Can I place a request for the next part of ‘Sins of the Past’? (By the way you put pt. 3 on the list but pt. 3 is already up)

itsladykit:

Whoops! Thanks for catching that—it’s fixed now.

This is the first pledge for Twistfell, “Sins of the Past”. That means that I need two more pledges to fast-track it.

Buy a Kofi for Bourbon HERE or donate via PayPal HERE if you want to either fund a fic or request a drabble. Details on that are HERE.

In the meantime, I do have a little bit already written. So here’s a little taste of what you’re funding:

Rating: M

Warning for implied torture, sadistic mindsets, disturbing implications, and moderate sexual themes. Additionally, this is the start of Pt. 4. If you haven’t ready Parts 1-3, this won’t make much sense to you.

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Here. Have a shitpost.

itsladykit:

Inspired by this post. And credit to @alicedragons and @ollie-oxen-free for some of the dialogue. (The funny parts. They contributed the funny parts.)


By this time of the night, most of them had more than a couple drinks, and Rus, for one, was well on the road to being properly shitfaced, even if he was only two drinks in. Wobbling, he stood up and lifted his bottle of honey high, one foot on the chair. “I!” he declared, raising his voice for once, “I am in the mood to do something incredibly stupid.”

Twist raised his hand. “Ooh! Pick me! I’m incredibly stupid!”

Everyone turned to stare at him. “…what?” Rus asked.

“Did I stutter?” Twist asked, looking around to confirm that he had not, in fact, stuttered.

Edge facepalmed. “Stars on fire, mutt, have some dignity.”

“Dignity doesn’ get ya laid, edgelord.”

Cash rolled his eyelights. “yes,” he said, “because acting like a complete and utter moron—”

“eh. sure. why not?” Rus said, stepping down from the chair.

Cash blinked. “what.”

Standing with a flourish, Twist waltzed—literally waltzed, as in danced—over and took Rus in his arms, guiding him into a deep dip. “Good choice, sweetheart,” he said with a wink, “I’ll show ya real good time, yeah?” Laughing, Rus allowed Twist to sweep him up into his arms and carry him off.

Smirking, Slim held out his hand, and with a sigh, Red slapped a bag of G into his it. “fuckin’ hell, boss. ya couldn’t make yer move a little faster?” Red snapped, earning a glare that caused him to pull his hood up and hide his face. “i-i mean, nuthin’, boss. i didn’ say nuthin’.”

“Hmph.” 

I will gladly take credit for like, one line of dialogue in there. I know this was meant to be a “shitpost”–but you’re honestly making me ship Twist and Rus more and more with this bullshit. They might even be gaining a reputation in my mind as a “shitpost couple”. And I love them for it.

kamitakai0255:

Rus concept art for Argent Night ~

found here:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/13762995/chapters/31631004

Please for the love of gawd go read it!

by: alicedragons 

found here: https://dragonfics.tumblr.com/

Aaah, I absolutely love this! Look at him! He’s such a swanky asshole. (I’m not actually sure if this was intentional) but I really like the colour you did for his eyes. I picture it as having a bit more of a reddish tone than you’d normally see for him–and this honestly captures it perfectly.

And his outfit! Aaah!! I still have no idea how you’re so imaginative with clothing designs. (And the collar O.O Holy shit. I love it so much.) 

This is absolutely gorgeous, thank you!

The Cat Video Chronicles

sansy-fresh:

Just a wee bit of Patches and Radish for the soul lol This has nothing to do with the back and forth between myself and @itsladykit, this is just a small gift for her after a conversation we had with @alicedragons about Twist chasing Cash down to show him cat videos.

(this is kind of a weird mix between my and Kit’s Cashes lol)

Tags: Fluff, Kinda shitpost (?), Twist getting into small spaces, Cash being done with life, Cash being a germaphobe

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Aah! Twist is 100% a cat. Oh my god, Fresh, your tags made me laugh so much. “If he fits, he sits.” This was grade A Patches and Radish!

itsladykit:

catpda:

catpda:

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

@alicedragons