Category: Uncategorized

Heh…. Fuck marry kill for ut Sans: Razz, Edge and Slim. I am more than curious what he would pick…

Sans yawned, pointing at Edge. “uh… fuck.”

Razz scoffed, crossing his arms with a smirk. “Fuck? Or just ‘lie beneath’?”

“Who says he’d be on the bottom?” Edge asked, coolly.

Sans shot Edge a grin, before turning to Slim. “marry. and hey–married couples sometimes have kids, right?”

Slim blinked, heat rising to his cheekbones. “i-i suppose…”

“heh. sweet. guess we’re fucking too.”

Slim stared at Sans, his sockets slowly widening as his blush deepened. Sans winked, and Slim dipped his head, shrinking into his jacket–but Sans could see the beginnings of a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. 

Razz sneered at his brother. “Oh, pull yourself together, mutt. It’s hypothetical.” Slim’s smile faded in an instant.

Sans looked between them, frowning. Stretching until his joints clicked, he eased himself off the couch, approaching Razz. “kill,” he said flatly, pressing his finger against Razz’s sternum. Razz seemed unfazed, so Sans leaned in to murmur, “keep talking, and i’ll make sure it isn’t hypothetical.”

Thank you! This one was great to write. Razz is loads of fun. From this F/M/K ask meme.

bonesaws-and-dust:

crawlingonyourback:

Doing an art collab with you guys was so much fun @bonesaws-and-dust @sinfulbastard Your guys’ art styles are goals. ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡  This is the first time ive ever done something like this!! We decided to make the theme our favorite ships (≧▽≦)

Keep reading

*SMASHES THAT REBLOG BUTTON* YEAH!! This was so much fun to do! You both have such beautiful art, it was an honor to join in on the fun~ ♥

*looks at Bed Wed Behead asks* Razz – Blue, Stretch, Slim, if these are still going on

itsladykit:

“Hmm,” Razz considered. “Marry my brother, I suppose. I’d not sacrifice his abilities in battle for a pretty face.” Slim perked up, smiling tentatively. “Now….”

He touched Blue’s chin, studying his features up close. Blue just stared back, bewildered. Razz made a considering sound, then turned to Rus. When he touched Rus’ chin, though, Rus jerked away instinctively, and Razz smirked. “Kill the blueberry. Bed the ashtray.”

Rus swallowed tightly and scooted away, unnerved.

For Twist: Blue, Papyrus, Rus, you F/M/K?

itsladykit:

Twist bounced a coin over his knuckles, watching the others. “I really can’t jus’ pick ‘fuck’ fer everyone? ‘S my preference.”

“No,” Blue said, “that’s not how you play the game.”

Twist caught the coin between his fingers, then stood and crossed his arms, surveying the other three. “I can’t kill any ‘a ya. It ain’t gonna happen.”

Rus sighed. “it’s just a game, twisted. no one’s dying.”

“Hmph. Some game.” He eyed the coin contemplatively. Then he pointed to Rus. “Right, then. Heads or tails?”

“…heads?”

Twist flipped the coin. “Heads it is. Yer safe, sweetheart. Fer now. Blue?”

“Twist, this isn’t—“

“Hey! Ya never said how I had ta choose. Now, heads er tails?”

He sighed. “Tails.”

“…Safe. Papyrus?”

“TAILS.”

“…Nope. Heads. Looks like yer dead, darlin’. Sorry ‘bout that. Blue? Heads ‘er tails?”

“Heads.”

“…Heads it is,” Twist said. “Looks like we’re fucking. An’ yer—“ he pointed to Rus. “—gettin’ married. Hope yer not expecting me ta get down on one knee fer ya.”

“No,” Blue said, “but I might.”

Rus’ sockets went wide, but Twist guffawed. “Well. I think that can be arranged, sweetheart.” Some of the tension had bled out of his shoulders, and to everyone’s surprise, Blue offered his hand. Hesitantly, Twist took it and allowed Blue to lead him away.

Edge fmk Comic, Blue, and Blackberry plz

“Well, this is hardly difficult,” Edge said crisply. He pointed at Blue. “Fuck.”

“Edge!” Blue scolded, but a deep blush had settled in his cheekbones.

Edge smirked, lifting a brow-bone. “Do you have a problem with fucking me?” he asked.

Blue stuttered for a moment, then puffed himself up, glowering. “Not at all.”

He spoke in such earnest, that Edge found himself a little taken aback. He quickly cleared his throat before turning to Blackberry. “Marry. Heavens forbid I ever wed someone who doesn’t know their way around a kitchen.”

Blackberry simpered, folding his arms. “Wise choice.”

“Indeed, and…” Edge turned to give Comic an apologetic smile. “I apologise.”

Comic shrugged, grinning. “hey. at least you spared me having to fuck you.”

Edge merely rolled his eyes, but Blue scoffed, looking outraged. “Speak for yourself!” Standing, he took Edge’s hand, guiding him towards to stairs. “Come, Edge. Let’s see if I can make them hear how unlucky they are.”

From this F/M/K ask meme. (I’m sorry if it takes me a while to get through these! I still have a few sitting in my ask box, but I’m probably not going to be able to get them done for a couple of days still.)