Dried Venison

sansy-fresh:

So @cheapbourbon made a fucking brilliant AU based of the wonderful M. Night Shyamalan movie The Village (anyone that doesn’t like it can fite me), and I just had to write a little thing for it.

Go look at the art bourbon did and if you’re of age go read the thing Askellie wrote for it, they’re so much better than this.

Tags: Slice of Life, Anxiety, Yellow is the Safe Color, Red is the Bad Color, Spicyhoney

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Good headcanon, Fresh!!

God, I love this AU too. This was an awesome piece. These two are so adorable, and the language barrier just makes it even more delightful to read. Lovely work.

Debt

sansy-fresh:

Just a little SpicyCash, since its a ship that really gets no love.

Also playing with the headcanon that rather than the skeletons getting shunted into the same universe via machine, their Undergrounds open up to the same Surface.


It was raining. Big drops of cool water falling from the sky, drenching everything in its path. Cash watched as it pattered the ground from his window seat, hands wrapped around the cup of hot cocoa he’d ordered, letting the warmth sink into his fingers. The sweet, savory chocolate was a delicacy, to him at least. He would have never had access to it underground, but he hadn’t had to do his old job since the barrier fell.

The door jingled lightly as different people, both monsters and humans, came in and left, all clutching coffee and frappuccinos to their chests as though they were some kind of nectar from the gods and had to be protected at all costs. Taking a sip of his cocoa, he watched as the newest monster came inside, black coat hiding most of their face as the collar was pulled up as high as it would go.

He watched as the skeleton (no other creature had a blank white expanse for a head that he’d come across) moved carefully but assuredly across the already slick floor, ordering a drink and handing over a card before stepping back, arms crossed. Cash studied him for a moment, taking in the wicked scar over his left socket and the piercing crimson eyelights that seemed to bore into whatever he looked at.

Deciding that, if worst came to worst he could proposition the guy, he checked him. It was obvious when the check went into affect, the guy’s shoulders tensing and his eyelights going rigid. Coming from a fellground himself, he knew the first instinct that popped in your head: Someone’s gearing up for a fight.

15 LV. Isn’t about to just lay down and take it.

Well. Cash huddled further into his seat, sipping gingerly at his cocoa and trying hard to look as least suspicious or threatening as possible. As the sound of leather boots thudded closer, however, he began putting together his eulogy in his mind.

“Don’t you know it’s rude to check other monsters without their permission.” The voice was deep, a little rough, but otherwise smooth. Pleasantly dark. Cash felt a shudder go through his spine even as he looked up with a smirk.

“I’m sure up here it is.”

The skeleton stared down at him, face impassive, the staredown lasting just long enough that it became uncomfortable, before he sat in the seat across from him, looking out the window while taking a sip of his drink. Cash raised a brow, but rather than question it, he took a swallow of cocoa and joined him.

Sometimes being in the presence of another fell just made your day. Better or worse, that was really a flip of the coin.

Aww, I love this a lot, Fresh. The characterisations were awesome, and it has an excellent premise. Lots of love for this ship.

Commissions Open

sincognito:

As the title says, my commissions are now open here on my nsfw! I’m currently out of work and I have some spare time between job hunting that can be filled (plus I need some extra muns to pay off the bills). Accepting all kinds of ships and prompts, I’m pretty much comfortable with most topics and I’m generally okay writing ships I don’t personally ship, so feel free to go wild with whatever you want ^-^

Normally I only take ARPG related commissions on my sfw account on Deviantart, so I will also be accepting them too if you want to get some fast AP for levelling your characters – just IM me and I’ll tell you my details. 

Prices will be $1 per 100 words as I’m pretty sure that’s the ‘standard’ for writing commissions – however if you say you want an ‘x’ length fic about ‘y’ topic then I won’t charge you if I go over that length 😀 If you want to have a proper smut scene in the fic then I require 1,500 words minimum or there will be a $5 charge (this doesn’t apply to sfw fics).

I currently have 5/5 slots open.

If you don’t want to purchase a fic, but would still like to help me pay the cost of meds for myself and my chickens, then feel free to consider dropping me a Kofi. All reblogs are appreciated! 

Have a great day/evening.

Hello! :D I just wanted to let you know I love your Bonechelor event! (interactive story?) I’m really enjoying your characterizations for everyone and their reactions to each other and the various events they participate in. Super enjoyable every time, and looking forward to every update. Keep up the great work!

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Oh my goodness, that’s thrilling to hear! I hit a bit of a slump with it somewhere in the middle, but I’m getting back into it now. It’s a lot of fun to write, so I’m overjoyed to hear that you like it. Thank you so much! ❤

The Bonechelor Round 5

alicedragons:

Week 5: Camping

(Still in the middle of exams, but I took a break to write this chapter. It ended up going for wayyyy longer than I intended!)

What better way to bond than a couples’ getaway to the mountains? A spontaneous camping trip–organised by no other than the ever-creative host–yields some very… interesting moments. How will Cash handle the daunting task of sharing a tent with the remaining contestants? Let’s see!

Don’t forget to vote for this week’s elimination at the end of the chapter!

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