So, um….. for Rus and Twist’s first time, what genitals is Twist likely to use? And would it be per Rus’s choosing, or would he sort of… provide Twist with options and gauge his preference? Asking for a friend.

ladykafterdark:

Pfffh.

I think Sex Demon Rus isn’t actually all that picky…so, while a pussy is more similar to a cloaca than a cock, I think a dick would be easier to shape. He’d probably teach Twist how to make a cock before he taught him how to make a pussy. ~~Also, virgin dick? Please. Please and thank you because I never/rarely see that.~~

~~I WAS HOPING YOU’D SAY THAT TIME FOR SOME DOM PUSSY RUS GIVING HIS DRAGON A GOOD TIME FUCK FUCK FUCK.~~

Thanks. ^_^

Uncommon kink you like that doesn’t get explored much?

itsladykit:

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Okay. NSFW below the cut. I’m not gonna talk about non-con, because my preferences for non-con are very different. There’s also salt. I’m sorry. ~~More salt that initially intended.~~

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Hey but didnt you say when talking about the fic “hoarding” twist is always a dragon? Doesn’t that mean any dicc he forms is a dragon dicc 🤔🤔🤔 check mate badum tss

ladykafterdark:

Pffffh. Fair point.

…but I have to talk with @alicedragons and @paintys-actual-art on the regular. I know they mean an actual dragon-sized dick. I’ve got a request in my inbox for a dragon strap-on, because I finally had to relent and say Twist would agree to fuck Rus in dragon form while wearing a strap-on from Naughty Dragon. (…is that what that site is called? I honestly can’t remember the site name and I’m too timid to look it up.)

Oh. Please. I need the dragon dick–even if it’s a strap-on.

hj-skb:

yourplayersaidwhat:

“I had dream of spaghetti”

— The Paladin after I gave them a very important prophetic dream that was very important to the overall plot and only briefly mentioned spaghetti

itsladykit:

Atypical Presents

Atypical-verse

Twist/everyone

Dragons have some unusual ideas about appropriate gifts.

Warning for dead animals and mild gore, gross eating, gross food. Mild emetophobia warning. (Very mild.)

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This made my heart soar. Both warming and delightfully amusing. I’m still laughing.

cwunch:

♡

@paintys-actual-art @deck-of-dragons @itsladykit @sansy-fresh

He play.

chlo-buggo:

Been in a sour mood all afternoon, and tried doodling these to let off steam!
(They didn’t really help much, haha)

♡ PLEASE DON’T REPOST MY ART, REBLOG INSTEAD ♡

sansy-fresh:

Switch, who belongs to @sincognito

Ficlet: Denim Blue

keelywolfe:

Summary: A fashion plate, Stretch is not, but he still manages to look good.

Notes: I think the thing I miss most about characters who are skeletons is getting to wax poetically about their backsides. That’s okay, they can still look good in jeans. Long week coming up at work so I wanted to offer something sweet and fun in contrast to yesterday’s short. Enjoy!

Warning: NSFW

Also on AO3

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I’m here for skeletons in skinny jeans. This was delicious.

hii :D ! could i please request 7 (florist au) with some puppymoney :? im not sure what prompt to pick, so you can pick one if you want XD thankyou!!

hj-skb:

So Pup runs a little flower shop by where Cash lives and Cash subconsciously took up the habit of buying a lot of daffodils from Pup’s shop, Pup notices and one way or another they get to know each other; but one day Pup’s shop just shuts down without notice and all Cash found was a message card for him with a daffodil thanking him for their limited time together leaving Cash with a lot of distressing feelings inexpressible

(I picked a random number from the prompt list and it gave me “interrupted declaration of love” :^)

(from this meme)

This is lovely, but how dare you. The colours you’ve used here represent the mood so well. Everything is dull and gloomy except for Cash’s purple, and the daffodils. I love the imagery.