Tense family dinners are a Swapfell Tradition.
Rating: T
Pairing: Mapleblossom
Angst. Mild fluff. Family drama. No warnings.
This is for @ollie-oxen-free. Ollie, I’d planned to say something along the lines of “This is most certainly not a gift for Ollie. It’s not because I love their Slim, or because they made me ship Mapleblossom harder than is reasonable. Nope. Not at all.” You know. Something cute like that. But…I’m going to be a bit more honest and say that it’s been wonderful getting to know you better, and I really hope you enjoy this.
Author: alassdragons
Here. Have a shitpost.
Because I’ve been hanging out with @ollie-oxen-free too much.
“SLIM! FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU MAY NOT SMOKE IN HERE; YOUR DEVIL WEED IS BANNED FROM MY HOME AND ITS ENVIRONS!”
“hardly seems fair. you bring your devil weed over all the time.”
“PLEASE STOP CALLING HIM THAT. FLOWEY IS NOT A ‘DEVIL WEED’.”
i like how any time anything you do is even remotely a shitpost you go “ollie” like hell yes this is how i want to be remembered
3rd Day of Shipmas: (No) Need for Violence
There was
somethingnothing wrong with Papyrus.Something deeplyNothing wrong.Rating: E (for safety)
Pairing: Papyrus/Slim/Red
Warnings: This work deals with themes of self-acceptance, sadism, and masochism. It includes graphic (but consensual) acts of sexual sadism. And the inappropriate use of medical equipment. It is most certainly not a BDSM guide. Please don’t use it as such.
Read the tags on this one, guys. It’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.
This is for @askellie. Ellie, I hope you enjoy. I am so grateful to you for giving me the inspiration for Compound Fracture, and I hope this expresses my gratitude (and my admiration), if only a little.
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
I know this isn’t Undertale, but do yourself a favour, and turn on the sound.

Huh, I wasn’t expecting Twist to be a sub. So for your TwistedSpicyHoneyDog, what are the dynamics? Who tops who? Who prefers to bottom? Do some pairs have more physical chemistry/libido than others? Who gets cuddly in the afterglow? Who instigates threesomes (or foursomes)?
Lol. Okay. I’ve decided I’m drunk enough to answer this. This is specifically for my Supernatural AU from my first day of Shipmas. Enjoy. MIld NSFW below the cut.
I can’t believe I didn’t connect that Twist liked to collect and hoard things because he’s a dragon – that’s very clever, Kit! (Or, I’m just very slow).
Also, definitely read these, they’re really interesting insights into the character dynamics of this ship. And if for some reason you haven’t already – go read that supernatural AU! It’s an absolutely brilliant piece of writing.
Oh look, something Christmas related on the 26th, Edge just finished adding the last decoration to Red’s gift.
@redkammy so I changed it up a bit and did 10 mins for lineart instead of expression and 12 mins for flat colours instead of general shadows.
I feel like everything was going well until the lineart happened but the last 20 minutes was where this piece really just started looking like something acceptable to post on social media. It was fun to do though, the emphasis on the hand made me realise the way skin folds on the palm which is super helpful ♥︎











