Author: alassdragons

messedupessy:

LET HIM GO TO WORK YOU LAZY BEAN POLE (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Have some more spiceyhoney that I sketched around the same time as the other one, as they are on the same page <: just Stretch been a good boyfriend by stopping Edge from going to work as Edge keeps on overworking himself af by falling asleep on him, eventually dragging Edge onto the floor after Edge dragged Stretch with him a bit in an attempt to get him to let go where Edge eventually gives up because Stretch is right he needs a break or something like that xD

Turned out pretty good this one, a bit messy here and there but that’s the usual

This is pretty much how I see their relationship tho, Stretch having to force Edge to take a break as Edge is one big workaholic by using his charm which is very effective though also a bit irritating at times because just let him work xD also Edge is so damn short when it comes to Stretch, as when Stretch isn’t slouching he’s 7’3 aka 221 cm while Edge is 6’10 aka 209 cm without his boots

They’re precious! 💕💕

melle-d:

i wrote this down a while ago but here’s a visual representation of everyone’s actual age and their mental age, since it varies so much with species.

 we don’t have any idea what slims age is cause he doesn’t remember how old he was when he became a vampire, or how long he’s been one. Sans might literally be almost as old as the universe itself. Blue was born with the knowledge and mentality of an adult but he’s still like less than 5 years old. also stretches tales are a total illusion, he really only has 1 (spoilers lol)

i like to think blue literally started his life in midlife crises, trying to reinvent himself XD, since fairies are already born as adults. I also like to picture red as like this older guy trying to be cool for his younger adopted son.